ok, so i hear.. *puffs*... they found bigfoot.. dead
on the side of a river in georgia.. they have the body..
and saw three more of them..
*puffs*

now, the russians just invaded and have been dropping bombs
for a week solid.. and just now they found bigfoot.. dead!!!!

How horrible is that!!!

I mean.. is osoma bin laudin going to be the next bigfoot:?

Let russia find him them ffs..

I am livid.