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Group: alt.drugs.pot · Group Profile
Author: Onideus Mad Hatter
Date: Mar 29, 2007 20:26

On Thu, 29 Mar 2007 13:11:37 -0500, "vinny" yahoo.com>
wrote:
>>Well for one I have a genius level intellect, t
>Yep, I agree, Ive seen that web page of your fat head you made, you are a
>genius man!

If you were going for sarcasm you pretty much tripped and somehow
wound up with your head up its ass...I guess you're not really
complaining though, huh?
>wo I have a God
>> daughter and she's turning out just peachy,
>lol, a God daughter? Wow Hatfuk, your an expert. Friggen moron.

Woah, stellar comeback there. Fuckin ICE BURN, baby! *shudder*
Shit, this whole Internet thing is just WAY too much for me to handle
with such masterful artists of rapier wit like you!
>three I have extensive
>> knowledge and understanding of nearly every area of psychology
>Thats like saying I work in the demolition derby therefore Im a certified
>mechanic by that fact.

That's like saying that only people who have certification know what
they're doing.

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Dilbert_-_Certified.png

DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
>> four I'm forced to deal with enough tweens and teens online to know
>> how to and how to NOT deal with them
>BECAUSE YOUR A USENET PEDOPHILE YOU FRIGGEN FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>Like everyone but you seems to know that?

I thought you retards were claiming I was an adult baby (or was it a
furry this week), yeesh, stupid retards can't even keep their
fantasies straight.
>...especially when you AREN'T one
>> of their parents. Teenagers with personal problems...geez...don't get
>> me started.
>Started on what? Another leggo creation? Another web site featuring your fat
>head or red eye?

That's what I love about you Vintard, you're stuck back in 1999 and ya
just can't seem to break out of it. I mean, honestly, I haven't
created a new Lego model in like...SIX YEARS. Sure at some point I'd
like to bring that site back, but I gotta lot of other things to work
on in the mean time.

Where as you, well...honestly, what the fuck have YOU managed to
accomplish in the past six years? Yeah...NOTHING. LOL
>>>egads please tell me you didn't actually manage to have sex with a fertile
>>>female without paying her and procreate a mini hatter?
>Now thats scary. Lets just hope he doesnt get his mom pregnant.

Um, you know Vintard, for NORMAL people incest is a bit of a taboo and
certainly not something that one goes around yammering about in polite
conversation like it's a perfectly acceptable norm.

Besides which, I already got your mom pregnant and look at all the
good THAT did me.
>> I'm very much married to my career at the moment which would not make
>> me very fit to father a child,
>Translation: I'm extremely overweight,

Vintard, the fact that you can't get with a girl has nothing to do
with your weight and everything to do with you being a deformed
looking, butt ugly son of a bitch. Seriously, people who are
overweight have NO problems getting into relationships (so long as
they aren't ugly like you). Personally I enjoy being overweight much
more so than I did when I was underweight and all spindly like.
>live in a single wide mobile home,

Projecting? Let's see some pictures of your place, Vintard...or are
you too scared of being exposed?

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Apartment.png

Oh look, it's a two story single wide...er...wait...what?

DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
>and build leggo web sites,

Technically speaking I don't even have a Lego website at the moment,
you whiney little fountain of douche water. I've got a Webbie board
template prototype if that does anything for ya:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Template/
>what kind of chick would ever have sex with me?

...uh oh, looks like ya slipped there, Freud. ^_^
>> so no, maybe at some point if I ever
>> start to lose interest in my career, but for right now I'm busy enough
>> just dealing with a God child and being one of the worlds foremost
>> experts on web development.
>BWAHAHAHAH! I can't even respont to jibborish like that without humilitiang
>myself and all who read this.

...slipped again I guess. It must be though, I mean for the longest
time idiot fucks like you were running at the mouth about me and for
every insult you could shit out my level of experience and knowledge
just kept on increasing (and still hasn't stopped). From my perfect
liquid website prototype designs to my character sprite generator to
the new webbie board template...I just keep on settin the bar higher
and higher. It's okay for losers like you though, you can just keep
trying to live in teh past, huh? `, )
>>>see, once again you speak with inexperience. there ~is~ no such thing as a
>>>normal teenager.
>>>I suggest you STFU until you've tried it yerself.
>> Try it? What are you retarded? I WAS a teenager, EVERYONE was at SOME
>> point.
>Yah, but the rest of us dealt with issues like sex, drugs, friends.

The few times I had sex as a teen it wasn't really all that great
actually, I dunno, I guess if you've never had sex like you it's easy
to cling to a delusional cliche like that, but seriously, teens having
sex...that's more like practice for when you grow the fuck up and
start dating real women. As far as drugs, meh, I probably did more
than most, but never for very long, I've always been the experimental
type, but I've just never found much need to make a habit out of any
of the drugs I've tried. And I've always had friends...but then,
doesn't everyone? I mean, I've never understood why losers like you
try to use a lame like that...cause I mean even if yer some basement
dwelling dungeons and dragons playing fruit loop...well there's ALWAYS
at least ONE other basement dwelling dungeons and dragons playing
fruit loop around...unless by "friends" you mean all those kids in
high school that wouldn't ever give you the time of day much less talk
to you like a normal human being (or in my case I was the guy who
slammed you into the lockers and tipped your books out of yer hands on
the way to class). ^_^
>You on
>the other hand are still dealing with the emotional scars your dads dick
>left on your azz.

Project much? You wanna talk about your daddy? Show us on the doll
where your daddy touched you, Vintard. It's okay, it's not your
fault. ^_^
>> The point is perfectly valid. ANIMALS have a RIGHT to breed...human
>> beings, by nature, because we have the ability to make conscious
>> decisions and comprehend consequences SHOULD be held to a MUCH HIGHER
>> standard than your typical, grunting the fuck on all fours, shit
>> eating, lower primate. Remember the old cliche from Spider-man...with
>> great power comes great responsibility...well guess what, your ability
>> to think and act as a human is a GREAT power compared to the rest of
>> all the God critters roaming around...so you had damned well better be
>> exercising SOME level of responsibility, and yes, part of that should
>> be to have your ability and capability as a potential parent taken
>> into question.
>>
>> After all, you're not shitting out some fuckin barn yard animal to
>> fatten up and take to market, you're creating a sentient,
>> free-thinking, consciously aware human being...a being that full well
>> has the capability and means through its life of causing MASSIVE
>> PLANETARY DESTRUCTION on both a social and physical level. A level of
>> destruction which could harm ALL other forms of life on the planet.
>> So yeah...all those gawd damn stupid retards in those third world
>> countries who are breeding like jack rabbits and burning down all the
>> rainforest which in turn is gonna burn up all the breathable oxygen
>> THAT WE ALL USE...yeah...every last one of em ought to be neutered not
>> just for the sake of the rest of us HUMANS, but for the sake OF ALL
>> LIFE ON THIS PLANET.
>Advice we all wish your parents had gotten a long time ago.

And by "we" you are of course referring to ALL you Hatter Addict
retards no doubt.
>> The alternative is complete and total obliteration of all life as we
>> know it...nice. Maybe if there's anyone left after we're all dead
>> they can carve "GODWIN" into yer fuckin gravestone, you jackass.
> All I g

Bored now.

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

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