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Group: alt.drugs.pot · Group Profile
Author: BuZZardBuZZard Date: Apr 3, 2007 11:50
"blu" wrote in message
news:q96dneHwQLzuCY_bnZ2dnUVZ_oernZ2d@giganews.com...
: On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:04:55 +0000, BuZZard wrote
: :
:
: >
: > "blu" wrote in message
: > news:TsGdneK8PbpTXIzbnZ2dnUVZ_r7inZ2d@giganews.com...
: > : On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:53:27 +0000, BuZZard wrote
: > : :
: > :
: > :
: > : > "blu" wrote in message
: > : > news:0_GdnWtNB7tFCIzbnZ2dnUVZ_qzinZ2d@giganews.com...
: > : > : On Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:00:53 -0500, Amanita wrote
: > : > : <460e4f15$0$16270$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>:
: > : > :
: > : > : > hey all
: > : > : > /me waves furiously with right hand
: > : > :
: > : > : /me waves back with left hand
: > : > :
: > : > :
: > : > : > what's on the agenda today? Well first of all I am going to
learn
: > how to
: > : > : > type. I have to type each line about 2-3 times cuz I keep making
: > : > mistakes
: > : > : > and have to keep backing up.
: > : > :
: > : > : See? I'm typing one handed whilst waving atcha. Pretty cool trick,
: > : > : actually.
: > : > :
: > : > : > I was wasted last night and typed way better than this. I'm
going
: > : > : > to read a book, enrich my mind. I suggest everyone does the
same.
: > : > :
: > : > : I read two books over the weekend. Got the 3rd in the series
sitting
: > here
: > : > : and was about to go read it when I figured I'd check on juicenet
one
: > last
: > : > : time.
: > : > :
: > : > : > I am
: > : > : > going to walk; must keep up the exercise if I want to get rid of
: > : > : > the blubber. And if something happens and I don't walk, I will
at
: > : > : > least think about it.
: > : > :
: > : > : Mind over matter is supposed to work.
: > : > :
: > : > : > I have tried to call people up this morning to inquire as to
their
: > : > : > physical state of being. No one is at home this morning, or they
: > : > : > all have caller id and know it's me--and deliberately not
: > : > : > answering the phone. Why would they do that? No, it must be a
: > : > : > coincidence.
: > Everyone
: > : > : > loves to talk to me. Yup.
: > : > :
: > : > : You didn't call me. I've been here all day. Well, except the 20
: > minutes
: > : > : when I went to the post office. That was gnarly. Came out and a
cop
: > was in
: > : > : the parking lot. Tags expired the end of Feb. Insurance expired ..
I
: > : > : dunnow when. And my license expired in 1999. He was busy reading
: > something
: > : > : though, so I got gone *real* fast.
: > : > :
: > : > : > I've gotten dressed, and that's half the battle. Now if I could
: > : > : > only remember what the other half was. Gonna go out and check
the
: > : > : > mail
: > today.
: > : > : > Maybe I will get that letter from Ed McMahon telling me that I
am
: > the
: > : > : > next PCH winner. Yeah right; I'm holding my breath (NOT).
: > : > :
: > : > : Itza scam.
: > : > :
: > : > : > And my final muse of the morning. I have a question for you all.
: > WHAT DO
: > : > : > WASABI SEASONED CASHEWS AND HOME PREGNANCY TESTS HAVE IN COMMON?
: > Think
: > : > : > really hard.
: > : > : > think
: > : > : > think
: > : > :
: > : > : I gots no fucking idea. What?
: > : >
: > : > You pee on them both before you eat them?
: > :
: > : < gack >
: > : j0o eat a pregnancy test.
: > : On YouTube.
: > : Double-dog-dareya.
: > :
: > : > aaa ;;; sss lll ddd kkk fff jjj rrr uuu eee iii www ooo qqq ppp
: > : >
: > : > practice makes perfect.
: > : > :O)
: > : > :
: > : > :
: > : Yer doing well.
: >
: > *sighs with a gurgle*
:
: Tasty, huh? < gryn >
*wipes nose* dat wasnd phunny.
:
: > Not really... I am sick as a old hound dog with ticks actually. I am in
: > pain, because of this flu? Phenomia? I have no idea what it is.. but
its
: > making me cough.. and my diaphram is killing me from coughing from deep
: > inside.. and it hurts to cough. I am weezing with almost every breath. I
: > am very agitated, and the slightest things are getting me upset. I am
: > fine right now, because of my buddy vinny, who helped out my mind
: > situation.. ykwim.
:
: Ayup. Same's you helped me out last month. I gotcha. Wait'll you hear
: about my morning.. unbelievable. I'll put it in another thread, though.
Ya, a little magic sNoke goes along way at different times.. sometimes its
even better then othes.. and it could be crappyier weed.
:
: > I got a dr's appointment wed morning.. I am positive I will be on
: > friggen antibiotics. This is a nasty whatever and has effected everyone
: > in the nest except for the girl.
: > you know what? Fjcl email..
:
: Ya, I've noticed. No reply from you from yesterday.
lol.. gotta go back and read me email I guess.
:
: > I know you know whats going on in the nest.. its over full right now.
: > Its really wearing on me and the only thing keeping me sane atm is weed,
: > and work. Thank the powers that be for the work load Check
: > it out.
: > The girl is a senior in high school.. I really dont talk enough about
: > her. *I dont know whats up with that*
:
: It's cuz she's not nearly the problem the boy is.. right?
Prolly.. but there are times she is a handful too.. one time she jumped on
my back and screamed like a scared monkey. lol.. i turned to her.. and she
didnt know what I was going to do..
so she braced herself.. and I told her "thats your free pass"
she never done that agian.
:
: > anyway, she is on the honor roll
: > the entire senior year, and now is eligable for many student grants, and
: > is now picking her college. She still isnt sure what area she wants to
: > go yet. She does have a starting line. Out of everyone in this house,
: > she gets the most improved award for the year. The boy, he gets the 'ya
: > had a hard year of growing up and learning the hard way" award. The
: > mom, I give her the mother of the year award.
:
: No shit. Lavonna deserves 3-4 awards for not going nuclear on his aZz over
: this past year. Kudos to the girl. Auntie Blu is *very* proud. And the
: boy? He'll find his niche. Might take him a while, but everyone isn't on
: the same schedule.
I hear that.. and no matter how fast I want him to catch up.. he still paced
himself at his own akward speed.
:
: > She has put up with so
: > much disrepect from both her kids that I would, and have completely had
: > nervous breakdowns, and go completely off on these kids telling them how
: > disrepectful they are, and ungrateful for thier mom.
:
: I know she's shown remarkable restraint with that shit. Me? I'd prolly
: have jacked him up against the wall by his throat.. a couple times.
ok, I did that about a month ago.. damn near broke his neck.. but it got his
attention real quick.. then I turned.. and waited for his best shot.. i felt
something swat my head. next thing I know.. we are upside down in some sorta
wrestling hold.. with his mom sitting on me and him.. yelling stop it...
stop it!!!! i wanted to punch him so fucking bad.. and she had one arm of
mine in a lock, and my other arm was holding us all up.. so I head butted
his forehead.. then she rolled off.. and I grabbed his head by the nap of
his hair on the back of his head. He gave up .. and I kicked him out for
the nine millionth time.
:
: > I tell them this
: > isnt about me, its ALL about thier mom. She gets up every day at 5:30
: > a.m., and rides a bike to work five miles before she even has a drink.
: > Works in a sweat shop and is the crew chief of some sorta section of
: > this bindery company.. making 9 bucks an hour. She is pissed off
: > because there are no raises in anyones future at all. She cant quit
: > atm.
:
: Gods.. that sounds *so* familiar.. been there, done that.. only with me,
: it was aluminum window frames. I'd prolly *still* be there if I hadn't
: gotten into that wreck.
:
: > But as soon as possible, she is going to change jobs and I will
: > support her thru this like she has helped me thru the last year. Before
: > that, we helped each other with no bitching if someone paid an extra
: > buck than the other person here or there.
:
: Good on you, Buzz. Yer a good person.
:
: > So its april.. and on the 21rst, its senior prom. The girls dad was
: > suppose to send her the money for her dress. He didnt.. so her bf
: > stepped up.. and got her this really stunning dress that is perfect for
: > her. Very awsome. It was on sale even. This week, the bf gets to get
: > fitted for the rented tux... since he is just as big as Warren Sapp. He
: > is as big as "The fridge" from the bears of past.
:
: Yikes!
:
: > *time to toot my horn a second* I decided to let them move back in
: > together here.. He had moved out for a month. I was charging him fifty
: > a week to pay for the both of them. But when they moved back in... I
: > told them not to pay me any rent until they get the outfits for prom.
:
: Awww.. {{{hugs}}}
:O)
:
: > So the food in the nest hasnt been up to snuff, we are sacrafising, and
: > the boi dont like that he has to eat food that isnt the best crap in the
: > world, but in these important times in a girls life, ya gotta do what ya
: > gotta do. The girl will be the first lady to even complete high school
: > on her mothers side of the family... E V E R. Nobody has ever finished
: > school on Lavonnas family. So this is even bigger then ordinary.
:
: No doubt!! The food is a small price to pay for this. Her bf will
: understand and be in awe of you guys in time.
Her bf knows.. its the punk I have problems with that bitches..
her bf is super nice, and wouldnt dis us like that. otoh.. the kid
with the rattley head gets grumpy like a baby with soiled diapers.
lololol
:
: > I am
: > busting my ass to the point I am hurting even with meds. I want to give
: > her something special for graduation.. so I work.. someone is looking
: > out for me to make it a nice gift. No car or anything, but something
: > she will love. I got all this work lined up, and feel like crap, and to
: > tell ya the truth, i dont want to work. I paid her bf to work for me
: > today to help him with his cost of his tux, but mostly cuz i couldnt
: > work cuz i just wasnt feeling good for the past four days or so.
:
: Again, good on ya, Buzz. That was a good thing to do. And I hope you're
: feeling better by tomorrow night.
I woke up today.. feeling like crap.. took some pills for the allergies..
lungs hurting.. and finished three more chairs.. I am now waiting on them to
be picked up.. and four more to be dropped off.
I am pain .. lol
:
: > Today
: > was crazy, I ended up getting three major jobs by the end of the day at
: > 6 pm. So, graduation gift will be do-able. After I pay some things off,
: > I will be looking at about.. 600 bucks. They need to move out for my
: > sake of mind. I am thinking.. apartment payment.. starting on the first
: > of May.
:
: Wow.. excellent idea for everyone concerned.
I thought so too.. even if its just for a friggen summer... it would be
great.
:
: > Then there will be three in the nest.. With the boy on the
: > verge of turning 18, I see him unable to hold a job. He just wont wake
: > up unless you fight him to get up .. every morning its a battle at 6 am.
: > I am too tired to get up and be the mean guy.. and demand he get up
: > like a sargent.. i hate starting the day off like that.. and his mom..
: > she dont get it.. he is a teen.. he will wait till there is five minutes
: > till the bell.. wake up.. dress.. run out the door to the bux and be
: > fine.. but mom says no.. get your lazy ass up fourty five minutes early,
: > and stop fucking around, no job will allow you to be slack when it comes
: > to hours. I say, the boy is 17, and I did nothing but sleep till 1 or 2
: > on the weekends myself.. caused no problems... and worked an average of
: > 20 hours a week while I lived at home, bought my own shoes and cloths
: > since I was seventeen.. but he is the other kid.. the kid not like I
: > was. He will be this way his whole life.
:
: Yep. My son's like that. He nods till they're blowing the horn in the work
: truck outside the front door. *Then* he gets up and goes. Not me, oh hell
: no. I've gotta get my coffee, shake the shadows outta my head.. all that
: good stuff .. before I go anywhere. (and a wake'n'bake) But hey! If he's
: that kinda person, then it'll work for him. Jesse doesn't miss work.. he
: just runs outta the door like his ass is on fire.
I just have to accept it.. and then learn his mom to accept it..
but as long as he lives here with his mom.. she has the say
and i dont step in her way. .until it effects me.
:
: > But, he has buddies, and by the end of this
: > year, I know they will band together, and rent an apartment until they
get
: > evicted. He wants to move to his dads.. (good luck on that).. but I
would
: > like to see this happen.. just so he can see for himself how his dad
: > really is, because he dont even really know his dad outside of he is the
: > guy that buys shoes once a year.
:
: You've prolly told me sometime over the years, but I can't remember now,
: if your father was in your life growing up.. but I had a son who put
: "daddy" up on a pedestal cuz he didn't know him. Trust me.. the real deal
: *never* lives up to the image they have in their heads. Sonthing (no typo)
: will quickly realise who's been there, who's done for him, who's had his
: back for 17 years. IMO, it's a *good* thing that he's wanting to do this.
: It'll put a *lot* of chit into perspective. Might change his attitude a
: bit, too. Hell, when you see RealLife(tm) up close and personal, it makes
: the fantasy world that teens live in look *so* good. He'll come back a new
: person.
Thanks for reassuring me.. I am friggen pulling out my hair sometimes.. but
try to keep in check.
:
: > He will learn the hard way there too.\ Damn.. I have to sit up so i dont
: > weez when i breath. I think I will OD on some pills to try to pass
out..
: > and by OD'ing, I am joking, I just take an extra xanax or soma. I gotta
: > get up at 8 am.. i got a order of fifty yards of fabric coming in the
: > morning.. its a nice job too. easy but pays well. I found the reason my
: > truck is smoking, and its going to cost me 90 bucks for the final part.
: > At least I know what it is. Otherwise, my rebuilding my engine went
: > smooth, and she is purring like a kitten with hiccups right now.
: > I was going to work on the djbuzzard thing.. and still plan to, but this
: > work is wearing on me, not complaining, just saying.. plus, i never have
: > got a mic yet too. Hopefully, I can come thru with that after teh
problem
: > notorious is having atm.
:
: Ya. I swear, in all my life, never heard of something like that. But, it's
: a 4 week "vacation" .. gotta look on the bright side, I guess. And the
: MAR-athon'll be starting Friday, all 10 hours of me, and 3 of TTT, and
: gods know how many others. I'd have to look at teh mailing lits to tell
: you how many.
: If'n ya want, I can email you a link.. a "staff only" link.. it'll blow ya
: away.
:
: > The hot sause collection has grown to 11 bottles .. its half a shelf in
: > the fridge.. and still working on it.
: > I am planning a hog roast in a pit in the backyard in july. Getting a
keg
: > o beer to drink on for days.That will be a great weekend. Its lavonnas
: > birthday.. the big 40. Going to have a campfire, take a tv outside for
: > the satalite, and speakers out for the music i will load up on media
: > player. Plan on loading up all the cali blu songs for the day along with
: > the others too. And then.. the reel to reel wll be going off too. I
will
: > have all the skitters gone, and bugs.. and I will have tents for shade,
: > and fans outside, with torches lit all around the back yard . Its going
: > to end up a block party. I just know it, so I am planning on a hundred
: > pound pig. I get to go pick it out and they will clean it up for me. I
: > will have the kids dig the pit. My first full thrown pig roast with a
: > keg... its going to be the best party.
: > I am even going to have a sprinkler going for those who puke, or just
want
: > to cool off. Bathing suits are manditory for the hot chicks. Of
course,
: > family will be here on her side that dont party, but will poop out at
the
: > first sign of darkness, when the party really kicks into play. Nite.
ttyl
:
: Gods.. wish we could be there.. you could have *live* DJ chit.
: Did *you* get the thinger from abb?
Going to go back and try again now.. thanks!!!
HUGGS!!!!
tokie tokie
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