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Group: alt.drugs.pot · Group Profile
Author: BuZZardBuZZard Date: Apr 2, 2007 23:04
"blu" wrote in message
news:TsGdneK8PbpTXIzbnZ2dnUVZ_r7inZ2d@giganews.com...
: On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:53:27 +0000, BuZZard wrote
: :
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: >
: > "blu" wrote in message
: > news:0_GdnWtNB7tFCIzbnZ2dnUVZ_qzinZ2d@giganews.com...
: > : On Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:00:53 -0500, Amanita wrote
: > : <460e4f15$0$16270$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>:
: > :
: > : > hey all
: > : > /me waves furiously with right hand
: > :
: > : /me waves back with left hand
: > :
: > :
: > : > what's on the agenda today? Well first of all I am going to learn
how to
: > : > type. I have to type each line about 2-3 times cuz I keep making
: > mistakes
: > : > and have to keep backing up.
: > :
: > : See? I'm typing one handed whilst waving atcha. Pretty cool trick,
: > : actually.
: > :
: > : > I was wasted last night and typed way better than this. I'm going to
: > : > read a book, enrich my mind. I suggest everyone does the same.
: > :
: > : I read two books over the weekend. Got the 3rd in the series sitting
here
: > : and was about to go read it when I figured I'd check on juicenet one
last
: > : time.
: > :
: > : > I am
: > : > going to walk; must keep up the exercise if I want to get rid of the
: > : > blubber. And if something happens and I don't walk, I will at least
: > : > think about it.
: > :
: > : Mind over matter is supposed to work.
: > :
: > : > I have tried to call people up this morning to inquire as to their
: > : > physical state of being. No one is at home this morning, or they all
: > : > have caller id and know it's me--and deliberately not answering the
: > : > phone. Why would they do that? No, it must be a coincidence.
Everyone
: > : > loves to talk to me. Yup.
: > :
: > : You didn't call me. I've been here all day. Well, except the 20
minutes
: > : when I went to the post office. That was gnarly. Came out and a cop
was in
: > : the parking lot. Tags expired the end of Feb. Insurance expired .. I
: > : dunnow when. And my license expired in 1999. He was busy reading
something
: > : though, so I got gone *real* fast.
: > :
: > : > I've gotten dressed, and that's half the battle. Now if I could only
: > : > remember what the other half was. Gonna go out and check the mail
today.
: > : > Maybe I will get that letter from Ed McMahon telling me that I am
the
: > : > next PCH winner. Yeah right; I'm holding my breath (NOT).
: > :
: > : Itza scam.
: > :
: > : > And my final muse of the morning. I have a question for you all.
WHAT DO
: > : > WASABI SEASONED CASHEWS AND HOME PREGNANCY TESTS HAVE IN COMMON?
Think
: > : > really hard.
: > : > think
: > : > think
: > :
: > : I gots no fucking idea. What?
: >
: > You pee on them both before you eat them?
:
: < gack >
: j0o eat a pregnancy test.
: On YouTube.
: Double-dog-dareya.
:
: > aaa ;;; sss lll ddd kkk fff jjj rrr uuu eee iii www ooo qqq ppp
: >
: > practice makes perfect.
: > :O)
: > :
:
: Yer doing well.
*sighs with a gurgle*
Not really... I am sick as a old hound dog with ticks actually.
I am in pain, because of this flu? Phenomia? I have no idea what it is..
but its making me cough.. and my diaphram is killing me from coughing from
deep inside.. and it hurts to cough. I am weezing with almost every breath.
I am very agitated, and the slightest things are getting me upset. I am
fine right now, because of my buddy vinny, who helped out my mind
situation.. ykwim.
I got a dr's appointment wed morning.. I am positive I will be on
friggen antibiotics. This is a nasty whatever and has effected everyone in
the nest except for the girl.
you know what? Fjcl email..
I know you know whats going on in the nest.. its over full right now.
Its really wearing on me and the only thing keeping me sane atm is weed, and
work. Thank the powers that be for the work load
Check it out. The girl is a senior in high school.. I really dont talk
enough about her. *I dont know whats up with that*
anyway, she is on the honor roll the entire senior year, and now
is eligable for many student grants, and is now picking her college.
She still isnt sure what area she wants to go yet. She does have a starting
line. Out of everyone in this house, she gets the most improved award for
the year. The boy, he gets the 'ya had a hard year of growing up and
learning the hard way" award. The mom, I give her the mother of the year
award. She has put up with so much disrepect from both her kids that I
would, and have completely had nervous breakdowns, and go completely off on
these kids telling them how disrepectful they are, and ungrateful for thier
mom. I tell them this isnt about me, its ALL about thier mom.
She gets up every day at 5:30 a.m., and rides a bike to work five miles
before she even has a drink. Works in a sweat shop and is the crew chief of
some sorta section of this bindery company.. making 9 bucks an hour. She is
pissed off because there are no raises in anyones future at all. She cant
quit atm. But as soon as possible, she is going to change jobs and I will
support her thru this like she has helped me thru the last year. Before
that, we helped each other with no bitching if someone paid an extra buck
than the other person here or there.
So its april.. and on the 21rst, its senior prom. The girls dad was suppose
to send her the money for her dress. He didnt.. so her bf stepped up.. and
got her this really stunning dress that is perfect for her. Very awsome.
It was on sale even. This week, the bf gets to get fitted for the rented
tux... since he is just as big as Warren Sapp. He is as big as "The fridge"
from the bears of past.
*time to toot my horn a second* I decided to let them move back in together
here.. He had moved out for a month. I was charging him fifty a week to pay
for the both of them. But when they moved back in... I told them not to pay
me any rent until they get the outfits for prom. So the food in the nest
hasnt been up to snuff, we are sacrafising, and the boi dont like that he
has to eat food that isnt the best crap in the world, but in these important
times in a girls life, ya gotta do what ya gotta do. The girl will be the
first lady to even complete high school on her mothers side of the family...
E V E R. Nobody has ever finished school on Lavonnas family.
So this is even bigger then ordinary.
I am busting my ass to the point I am hurting even with meds.
I want to give her something special for graduation.. so I work..
someone is looking out for me to make it a nice gift. No car or anything,
but something she will love.
I got all this work lined up, and feel like crap, and to tell ya the truth,
i dont want to work. I paid her bf to work for me today to help him with
his cost of his tux, but mostly cuz i couldnt work cuz i just wasnt feeling
good for the past four days or so.
Today was crazy, I ended up getting three major jobs by the end of the day
at 6 pm. So, graduation gift will be do-able.
After I pay some things off, I will be looking at about.. 600 bucks.
They need to move out for my sake of mind. I am thinking.. apartment
payment.. starting on the first of May. Then there will be three in the
nest.. With the boy on the verge of turning 18, I see him unable to hold a
job. He just wont wake up unless you fight him to get up .. every morning
its a battle at 6 am. I am too tired to get up and be the mean guy.. and
demand he get up like a sargent.. i hate starting the day off like that..
and his mom.. she dont get it.. he is a teen.. he will wait till there is
five minutes till the bell.. wake up.. dress.. run out the door to the bux
and be fine.. but mom says no.. get your lazy ass up fourty five minutes
early, and stop fucking around, no job will allow you to be slack when it
comes to hours.
I say, the boy is 17, and I did nothing but sleep till 1 or 2 on the
weekends myself.. caused no problems... and worked an average of 20 hours a
week while I lived at home, bought my own shoes and cloths since I was
seventeen.. but he is the other kid.. the kid not like I was. He will be
this way his whole life. But, he has buddies, and by the end of this year,
I know they will band together, and rent an apartment until they get
evicted. He wants to move to his dads.. (good luck on that).. but I would
like to see this happen.. just so he can see for himself how his dad really
is, because he dont even really know his dad outside of he is the guy that
buys shoes once a year.
He will learn the hard way there too.\
Damn.. I have to sit up so i dont weez when i breath. I think I will OD on
some pills to try to pass out.. and by OD'ing, I am joking, I just take an
extra xanax or soma. I gotta get up at 8 am.. i got a order of fifty yards
of fabric coming in the morning.. its a nice job too. easy but pays well.
I found the reason my truck is smoking, and its going to cost me 90 bucks
for the final part. At least I know what it is. Otherwise, my rebuilding
my engine went smooth, and she is purring like a kitten with hiccups right
now.
I was going to work on the djbuzzard thing.. and still plan to, but this
work is wearing on me, not complaining, just saying.. plus, i never have got
a mic yet too. Hopefully, I can come thru with that after teh problem
notorious is having atm.
The hot sause collection has grown to 11 bottles .. its half a shelf in the
fridge.. and still working on it.
I am planning a hog roast in a pit in the backyard in july. Getting a keg o
beer to drink on for days.That will be a great weekend. Its lavonnas
birthday.. the big 40. Going to have a campfire, take a tv outside for the
satalite, and speakers out for the music i will load up on media player.
Plan on loading up all the cali blu songs for the day along with the others
too. And then.. the reel to reel wll be going off too. I will have all the
skitters gone, and bugs.. and I will have tents for shade, and fans outside,
with torches lit all around the back yard . Its going to end up a block
party. I just know it, so I am planning on a hundred pound pig. I get to
go pick it out and they will clean it up for me. I will have the kids dig
the pit. My first full thrown pig roast with a keg... its going to be the
best party.
I am even going to have a sprinkler going for those who puke, or just want
to cool off. Bathing suits are manditory for the hot chicks. Of course,
family will be here on her side that dont party, but will poop out at the
first sign of darkness, when the party really kicks into play.
Nite. ttyl
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