> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:45:34 -0700, Lord Buckeye wrote:

>> Howdy all. So anyway, the fascist commie symps I work for are going to
>> begin random testing. I am looking for a good legal substitute.
>> Checked out a lot of websites that sell these things but I would like
>> to hear it from a real person as to what is good. I know enough as to
>> what herbs work and all but I just dont want to blend my own shit, I
>> want the fake-ass pressed and formed pretty stuff. You know, the shit
>> that almost looks real. Would sure appreciate any opinions as would A
>> LOT of people where I work. Damn shame when alcohol is acceptable but
>> Gods own plant is not, Thank you.

>
> Well, if you're not locked into smoking for a buzz, kratom is the best
> legal high I've found. Nice pain and stress relieving buzz, kinda feels
> like Vicoden. Energetic buzz with a light dose, nice body stone with a
> heavier dose. It's rumored to be addicting with long-term use, I had no
> problems with quitting after 2 months of almost daily use. I usually
> bought powder form and mixed it with orange juice, bolted it down because
> it does taste nasty. Can be made into tea, but that tastes worse :(
>
> Info:http://www.erowid.org/plants/kratom/kratom.shtml
>
> Where to get:http://www.loveleafgarden.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=23_52&pr...
>
> Great place to do business, they ship right away and usually throw in a
> sample or 2 of other ethnoherbs. Prices are quite reasonable, too.
>
> Shimrod