"Howm Grone J" gmail.com> wrote
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
> for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
> non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
> holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
> traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
> secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful,
> personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
> onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due
> respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
> contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply
> that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
> America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without
> regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
> faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
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> By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned
> terms as stated This greeting is not subject to clarification or
> withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the
> original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
> implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void
> where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
> wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
> application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the
> issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
> warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
> wish at the sole discretion of the wish.
I have to say that I find your handling of your season's wishes have
offended me. To insinuate that I cannot be trusted to accept your wishes in
a gracious manner, without resorting to taking legal action if they don't
come true, is deeply hurtful and has ruined my seasons celebrations. You
leave me no choice but to sue your arse over this. I'll be seeing you in
court, pal.
> Tokie Tokie
Ah, well, why didn't you say so earlier!! In that case I think I'll tokie
tokie instead and not bother with the suing thing then ;-)
All the best to you too. Hope you have a great chrimbo... and I'm sure you
will with those little monkeys of yours!! Are they getting excited yet?
lol ;-)
What prezzies you getting 'em? Conz is getting a pogo stick and a Peppa Pig
play house, amongst a few other things.
Have you seen those 'Letters from Santa' you can get off ebay for the kids?