>dave hillstrom wrote:

>>'Menjy' wrote:

>>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>>'Menjy' wrote:

>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>
>>>[...]
>>>

>>>>>>tell us something we dont know, you stinky frenchie.

>>>>>
>>>>>Okay. Remember all that rubbish about Franz Ferdinand? The Archduke, not the
>>>>>band. How his assassination was the spark for all that unpleasantness in 1914?
>>>>>Well, the Austro-Hungarians weren't really all that keen on Franz Ferdie; he
>>>>>was only a minor royal after all, and the July Ultimatum was just their idea
>>>>>of a little joke. The only problem was that, by the time they'd got round to
>>>>>sending their follow-up to the July Ultimatum (the all-but-forgotten "August
>>>>>YHBT"), a horde of teutonic plunderers were already halfway through Belgium.

>>>>
>>>>its all sophies fault, then, with all her damned ties to the
>>>>laborers-cum-plunderers. DAMN THAT SOPHIE!!!! not that sophie had a
>>>>choice, really...

>>>
>>>I bet you hace no idea what she did after Franz Ferdinand was spanked, do you?

>>
>>with a bullet to the gut by The Black Hand, im guessing she mostly
>>just lay there, dead.

>
>Shows how much you know, history-ignoramus. After delivering a swift blowjob
>to the rapidly-expiring F.F. (which is even documented on Wikipedia, for
>fuck's sakes*, off she sodded, never to appear in public again until 1919.
>
>I'm not surprised she kept her head down (fnaar! fnaar!) for the duration of
>the genocidal mess she'd almost single-handedly helped create ("Let's put the
>roof down, Franzy-poos, the weather's lovely!"), but she only had to reappear
>as Mildred bloody whossname five years later, and she was soing the seeds for
>yet another murder-fest. I'll explain it later. This really is making me quite
>cross, you know.
>
>[* the Duchess, seeing this, called: "For Heaven's sake! What happened to
>you?" and sank from her seat, her face falling between her husband's knees.]
>
>IT'S IN THE TOP TEN OF HISTORY'S GREATEST BLOWJOBS, YUU FUCKHEAD.