>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:38:21 +0000, Rev Turd Fredericks
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hammer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and chisel and etched in the wall:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BuZZard wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Rev Turd Fredericks" catholic.org> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:d7bBh.113552$Dx5.10294@fe10.news.easynews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fe07.news.easynews.com>, Rev
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "BuZZard" wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:3Q6Ah.4050$4_5.3599@trnddc05...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" will.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:2M6Ah.6500$tz6.1387@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "BuZZard" wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:DJPzh.1139$yg7.407@trnddc08...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" will.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:DJNzh.7917$s47.1176@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "BuZZard" wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:x5Syh.21258$VY5.17765@trnddc08...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thats right.. time to talk about women
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getting the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "curse"..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as some of ya might call it.. but you all go
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on the
>>>>>>>>>> rag..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wait.. talk to GOD about that..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I wouldn't bother. It was that idiots fault
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for
>>>>>>>>>> putting a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> talking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snake
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the garden in the first place.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What really gets me about the whole snake
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing is the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> punishment
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> god
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gives
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He makes it crawl on its belly for all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eternity. Not
>>>>>>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> punishment
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for a fucking snake, is it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And where was the omniscient, omnipresent
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucker when
>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snake
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blabbing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to Eve? Why didn't he pop up behind her and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> say
>>>>>>>> "don't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> listen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it, it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lying little shit" and then cover her ears
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with his
>>>>>>>>>> hands??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> God?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking idiot.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> its not my fault.. trust me..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if i had anything to do with you woman being
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "cursed"
>>>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this monthly deal.. I would of made it a bit
>>>>>>>> different
>>>>>>>>>> for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like.. instead of bleeding.. I would have ..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> candy
>>>>>>>> fall
>>>>>>>>>>>>> from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nose.. the sweetest candy in the world..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> enough to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> share...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and it would be made of chemicals.. that we
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all are
>>>>>>>>>>>>> allowed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take.. and is not against the law.. and it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would calm
>>>>>>>>>> us
>>>>>>>>>>>>> all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down... dont sweat the small stuff... and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>> bikkering
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amongst us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .. because
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all shuved up everyones ass.. living in a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> world
>>>>>>>> filled
>>>>>>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> room
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to wonder.. so I got to thinking..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I noticed.. that the little woman in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> house
>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> seems
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> beyond
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pms'ing.. she "rages" at the smallest
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and if
>>>>>>>>>> there
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> isn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anything".. she will make something... and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before
>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>> know
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the entire
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> home isn't talking.. and we are all in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different
>>>>>>>>>> rooms..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mumbling
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> under
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> our
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> breaths.. how stupid the other person is..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and you make dinner.. trying your best
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spit in
>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> food..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but somehow.. i think the heat cooks off the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> germs...
>>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>>>>>> i
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> digress..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> its a very hard time we live in .. prices of
>>>>>>>> everything
>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but our
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paychecks are down.. for the same hundred
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bucks that
>>>>>>>>>>>>> bought
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> entire
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cart
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of food.. now, only buys a half a cart...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> where
>>>>>>>> toliet
>>>>>>>>>>>>> paper
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smaller
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rolls.. but cost.. 7 bucks for a family
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pack...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and we all have this pressure.. all day..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> night..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyday
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> year..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 24/7... we worry about paying the bills..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keeping the
>>>>>>>>>> home
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going..i
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> virtual juggling stunt never seen before by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the naked
>>>>>>>>>>>>> human
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eye..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> only
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the brain.. and my ass bleeds.. from lifting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sofas
>>>>>>>> for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and years.. until i popped a three dozen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blood
>>>>>>>>>> vessels..
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spine
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feels
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like its being poked with a shuvel handle
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right in
>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> middle
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> day
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> long... and I endure...My left knee.. it has
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no more
>>>>>>>>>> fluid
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> between
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bone.. so the bones rub together.. and i
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> barely
>>>>>>>>>> walk
>>>>>>>>>>>>> on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> disease... and all I want is a halfway
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> normal
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> house..
>>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> its
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this stuff is going on.. keeping the machine
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> running
>>>>>>>> as
>>>>>>>>>>>>> best
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tweaking it with a kick in the ass once
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the
>>>>>>>> while..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but it keeps running.. and then... about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> halfway
>>>>>>>> thru
>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> month..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> front
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> part of the machine.. she just.. starts to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get a bit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overheated...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something.. and becomes very cranky.. for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about a
>>>>>>>>>> week..
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blood
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pours from her from what seems to be three
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> months at
>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> during
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that time.. everytime she looks at you.. in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>>> mind..
>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> picture
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> face
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spreading open.. with the skin stretching
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back.. as
>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> devil
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> herself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> comes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bursting thru the muscle tissue of what was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her
>>>>>>>> face..
>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tell
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the fuck off the box of cinnimin cheerios
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before she
>>>>>>>>>> kicks
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ass..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and she realllly means it.. and you put the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> box
>>>>>>>> down..
>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> she shouldnt do this.. its nature.. but who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> said it
>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> way?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and .. what about all the suffering the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> men do
>>>>>>>> thruout
>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> entire
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> month..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hoping your kids dont get sick or something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> horrible
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> happen..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> second..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of every minute.. of everyday.... of every
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> month..
>>>>>>>> year
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> after
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> year.. and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> its
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not like its a sekeret.. its not like the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> women dont
>>>>>>>>>> know
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> happen... I mean.. it written right there..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> manual..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just of picked it up.. and read it.. but
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every month
>>>>>>>>>>>>> comes..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> its like..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the very first time ever.. and for some
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reason.. the
>>>>>>>>>> women
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> might not ever end this time.. and... it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> does..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but as the woman stops.. and the bleeding
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stops.. and
>>>>>>>>>> she
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> starts to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feel
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fresh and happy.. the man.. is still in a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> terrified
>>>>>>>>>> state
>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mind..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mean..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you women.. just put the men thru this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ordeal.. and
>>>>>>>> its
>>>>>>>>>>>>> not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> funny..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> serious shit.. and it traumatizes us men..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and after
>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> week
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pure
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> being the blunt of all your pain and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> misery..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we are
>>>>>>>> at
>>>>>>>>>>>>> our
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wits
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> end..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are nothing more then a pile of heaping man
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nerves..
>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ask..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "whats wrong with you?"... like... she
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a two
>>>>>>>>>> week
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vacation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or something...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wtf is up with that? Just sitting hear
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> typing what I
>>>>>>>>>> am
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thinking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> at the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moment.. to let you see how my mind works
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sometimes..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> carrion..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know you've got a next door
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbour. Have
>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>> got a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tent?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lol
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm seriously considering doing that,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lol... On
>>>>>>>> balance
>>>>>>>>>> we
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much more grief for suggesting it than what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we do
>>>>>>>>>> already...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gotta be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> worth
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a go ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My next door neighbors are lesbians.. hence.. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have a
>>>>>>>>>> tent.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bwahahaha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aah, the old 'indoor morning tent', eh!! Y'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> know,
>>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>>>>>>>> post
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wondering... how a lesbian couple handle rag
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> week?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's even scarier is that it somehow spreads
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like a
>>>>>>>>>> disease,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if a woman is on her period and she hangs out with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> another
>>>>>>>>>> girl
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hasn't started her period yet (and maybe won't for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a few
>>>>>>>>>> days),
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> she'll
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actually wind up going on her period
>>>>>>>>>> too...*shudder*...probably
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> why
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those natives would send 'em off alone to the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> river, to
>>>>>>>>>> minimize
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bitch factor and prevent a hostile womanly take
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> over.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good thinking.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If the whole tribe's female population harmonized
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> periods...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could endanger the tribe as a whole, since all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> decisions
>>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> society were by a consensus normally dominated
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> by the
>>>>>>>>>> matriarchy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> obviously then, it follows that the matriarchy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> themselves
>>>>>>>>>> setup
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> system of taboos for the safety of their loved
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ones.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You spend way to much time thinking about these
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Exactly. Groups of women get their periods at the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> same
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time
>>>>>>>>>> just to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> piss
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> off men. There is no other reason for it. Period :-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooops! Also forgot to mention that it gives us even
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *MORE*
>>>>>>>>>> reason to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> camp out in the bathroom during dinners-out. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a bonus to *you* *guys* cause then, you guys
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can ogle
>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waitress, fart, belch, and "adjust the goods" without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> noticing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nah, it's more like "where the fuck has she gone this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time, at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm never going to get home to watch TV and fart,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> belch and
>>>>>>>> adjust
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> goods"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They have the internet for computers now?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -Homer Simpson
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Look. we have two people.. who are made for each
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> other...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and.. we have a reverend.. its friggen time to have a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wedding! I will tend the bar at the reception...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> w0000t.. party time!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alas, I am already married, although I am considering
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> converting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to mormonism...on second thought, what if all my wives
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PMSed at the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> same time, it could get very ugly.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I always wondered about those Mormons and the Arabs with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their many
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> women.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hell, I can't imagine having more than one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In my short 12 years of marriage, I've learned...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's hers is hers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's mine is hers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If she's happy, I'm happy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It must be why Arabs are so crabby and blow stuff up and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mormons
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just seem to "snap" and go on shooting sprees.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In my household we respect each other's property rights. My
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wife
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> isn't allowed to touch my computer or my car. In return, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interfere with the decorating and arrangement of stuff. It
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> works out well and makes us both happy :-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pffft. In our house, I don't touch his shit and he *HAS* to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> touch all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of mine. I can't even stand to go through his wallet and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> $$!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To me, that's invading his privacy. While *he* thinks it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A-OK to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rummage through my purse looking for cash, candy or gum. : /
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go figger.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only room safe from him is my office (converted two car
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garage
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> only one door into the house) - and *that's* because I smoke
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can't stand to be near smoke (which is probably why I still
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smoke!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL)!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well we don't invade each other's privacy. If she wanted to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tell me something she would, and if she doesn't I don't ask
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> questions (which includes not rifling through her stuff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unless
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm looking for my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lighter which she always steals).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *sigh*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have the perfect marriage then. My hubby gets angry when I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ask him
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to respect my privacy (and with two kids, privacy is indeed a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> luxury),
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spouting off about "agendas" and "secrets." He's a tad on the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jealous
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> side . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If I wanted to invade her privacy I could but I don't :-) If
>>>>>>>>>>>>> she
>>>>>>>>>>>>> was going to do/did something that would make me jealous, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>> really don't want to know, because then I would be miserable.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Spoken like a titan among men. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing a woman appreciates more than a little trust.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Welllll,,
>>>>>>>>>>> almost nothing.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yeah as well as some really cute shoes, a new handbag, lacy
>>>>>>>>>> underthings and ...(fill in the blank)
>>>>>>>>> *cough* Dual Core MacBook Pro *cough*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That too although my wife's notebooks are paid for by her work and
>>>>>>>> she has an aversion to Macs.
>>>>>>> Damn! And I was all set to like her. ; )
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> 10 years ago when she started at her job as a lowly "post doc" her lab
>>>>>> was a "mac shop", but back then macs were really expensive and they
>>>>>> weren't worth shit. They would crash at the most inopportune times and
>>>>>> lose days of work, software too was really expensive. Gradually, as it
>>>>>> became obvious that macs weren't up to the task, they replaced them
>>>>>> with
>>>>>> PC's. To this day, the mere mention of switching back to macs makes
>>>>>> her
>>>>>> hair stand on end. Honestly, the whole situation was a nightmare.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> Linux.
>>>>>
>>>> Nah, it is a group of scientists, not computer geeks. Besides, there is
>>>> various softwares that they use that is not available for Linux.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Dude! thou hast intrigued me.
>>> What kind of science?
>>>
>>> You words mean opportunity for me.
>>>
>> Neuroscience
>>
>>
>
> Imaging?
I do imaging; statistical analysis of MRI & PET. You can use linux for
that, but it depends on the software you use. Frankly, given a windows
box and a linux box for doing what I do, I much prefer windows although
I have used both.
>
> Neural net simulation models?
>
> Stimulation and mapping research?
>
More along the lines of chemistry and cellular imaging as well as
behavior in animal models of aging. Most of her software is for
statistical analysis (SPSS, Sigma Plot etc.) for which there is no equal
in Linux.
--
They have the internet for computers now?
-Homer Simpson
