>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:38:21 +0000, Rev Turd Fredericks
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hammer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and chisel and etched in the wall:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BuZZard wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Rev Turd Fredericks" catholic.org> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:d7bBh.113552$Dx5.10294@fe10.news.easynews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fe07.news.easynews.com>, Rev
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "BuZZard" wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:3Q6Ah.4050$4_5.3599@trnddc05...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" will.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:2M6Ah.6500$tz6.1387@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "BuZZard" wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:DJPzh.1139$yg7.407@trnddc08...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" will.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:DJNzh.7917$s47.1176@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "BuZZard" wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:x5Syh.21258$VY5.17765@trnddc08...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thats right.. time to talk about women
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getting the
>>>>>>>>>>>> "curse"..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as some of ya might call it.. but you all go
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on the
>>>>>>>>> rag..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wait.. talk to GOD about that..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I wouldn't bother. It was that idiots fault
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for
>>>>>>>>> putting a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> talking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snake
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the garden in the first place.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What really gets me about the whole snake
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing is the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> punishment
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> god
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gives
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He makes it crawl on its belly for all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eternity. Not
>>>>>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> punishment
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for a fucking snake, is it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And where was the omniscient, omnipresent
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucker when
>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snake
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blabbing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to Eve? Why didn't he pop up behind her and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> say
>>>>>>> "don't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> listen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it, it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lying little shit" and then cover her ears
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with his
>>>>>>>>> hands??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> God?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking idiot.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> its not my fault.. trust me..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if i had anything to do with you woman being
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "cursed"
>>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this monthly deal.. I would of made it a bit
>>>>>>> different
>>>>>>>>> for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like.. instead of bleeding.. I would have ..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> candy
>>>>>>> fall
>>>>>>>>>>>> from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nose.. the sweetest candy in the world..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> enough to
>>>>>>>>>>>> share...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and it would be made of chemicals.. that we
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all are
>>>>>>>>>>>> allowed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take.. and is not against the law.. and it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would calm
>>>>>>>>> us
>>>>>>>>>>>> all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down... dont sweat the small stuff... and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>> bikkering
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amongst us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .. because
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all shuved up everyones ass.. living in a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> world
>>>>>>> filled
>>>>>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> room
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to wonder.. so I got to thinking..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I noticed.. that the little woman in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> house
>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>>>>> seems
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> beyond
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pms'ing.. she "rages" at the smallest
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and if
>>>>>>>>> there
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> isn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anything".. she will make something... and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before
>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>> know
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the entire
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> home isn't talking.. and we are all in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different
>>>>>>>>> rooms..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mumbling
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> under
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> our
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> breaths.. how stupid the other person is..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and you make dinner.. trying your best
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spit in
>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> food..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but somehow.. i think the heat cooks off the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> germs...
>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>>>>> i
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> digress..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> its a very hard time we live in .. prices of
>>>>>>> everything
>>>>>>>>>>>> are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but our
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paychecks are down.. for the same hundred
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bucks that
>>>>>>>>>>>> bought
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> entire
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cart
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of food.. now, only buys a half a cart...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> where
>>>>>>> toliet
>>>>>>>>>>>> paper
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smaller
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rolls.. but cost.. 7 bucks for a family
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pack...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and we all have this pressure.. all day..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> night..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyday
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> year..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 24/7... we worry about paying the bills..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keeping the
>>>>>>>>> home
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going..i
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> virtual juggling stunt never seen before by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the naked
>>>>>>>>>>>> human
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eye..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> only
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the brain.. and my ass bleeds.. from lifting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sofas
>>>>>>> for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and years.. until i popped a three dozen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blood
>>>>>>>>> vessels..
>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spine
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feels
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like its being poked with a shuvel handle
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right in
>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> middle
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> day
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> long... and I endure...My left knee.. it has
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no more
>>>>>>>>> fluid
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> between
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bone.. so the bones rub together.. and i
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cant
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> barely
>>>>>>>>> walk
>>>>>>>>>>>> on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> disease... and all I want is a halfway
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> normal
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> house..
>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> its
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this stuff is going on.. keeping the machine
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> running
>>>>>>> as
>>>>>>>>>>>> best
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tweaking it with a kick in the ass once
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the
>>>>>>> while..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but it keeps running.. and then... about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> halfway
>>>>>>> thru
>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> month..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> front
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> part of the machine.. she just.. starts to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get a bit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overheated...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something.. and becomes very cranky.. for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about a
>>>>>>>>> week..
>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blood
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pours from her from what seems to be three
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> months at
>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> during
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that time.. everytime she looks at you.. in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>> mind..
>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> picture
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> face
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spreading open.. with the skin stretching
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back.. as
>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> devil
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> herself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> comes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bursting thru the muscle tissue of what was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her
>>>>>>> face..
>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tell
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the fuck off the box of cinnimin cheerios
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before she
>>>>>>>>> kicks
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ass..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and she realllly means it.. and you put the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> box
>>>>>>> down..
>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> she shouldnt do this.. its nature.. but who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> said it
>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> way?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and .. what about all the suffering the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> men do
>>>>>>> thruout
>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> entire
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> month..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hoping your kids dont get sick or something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> horrible
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> happen..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> second..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of every minute.. of everyday.... of every
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> month..
>>>>>>> year
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> after
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> year.. and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> its
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not like its a sekeret.. its not like the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> women dont
>>>>>>>>> know
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> happen... I mean.. it written right there..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the
>>>>>>>>>>>> manual..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just of picked it up.. and read it.. but
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every month
>>>>>>>>>>>> comes..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> its like..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the very first time ever.. and for some
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reason.. the
>>>>>>>>> women
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> might not ever end this time.. and... it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> does..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but as the woman stops.. and the bleeding
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stops.. and
>>>>>>>>> she
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> starts to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feel
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fresh and happy.. the man.. is still in a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> terrified
>>>>>>>>> state
>>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mind..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mean..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you women.. just put the men thru this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ordeal.. and
>>>>>>> its
>>>>>>>>>>>> not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> funny..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> serious shit.. and it traumatizes us men..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and after
>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>> week
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pure
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> being the blunt of all your pain and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> misery..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we are
>>>>>>> at
>>>>>>>>>>>> our
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wits
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> end..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are nothing more then a pile of heaping man
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nerves..
>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ask..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "whats wrong with you?"... like... she
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a two
>>>>>>>>> week
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vacation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or something...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wtf is up with that? Just sitting hear
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> typing what I
>>>>>>>>> am
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thinking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> at the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moment.. to let you see how my mind works
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sometimes..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> carrion..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know you've got a next door
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbour. Have
>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>> got a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tent?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lol
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm seriously considering doing that,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lol... On
>>>>>>> balance
>>>>>>>>> we
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much more grief for suggesting it than what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we do
>>>>>>>>> already...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gotta be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> worth
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a go ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My next door neighbors are lesbians.. hence.. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have a
>>>>>>>>> tent.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bwahahaha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aah, the old 'indoor morning tent', eh!! Y'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> know,
>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>>>>>>> post
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wondering... how a lesbian couple handle rag
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> week?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's even scarier is that it somehow spreads
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like a
>>>>>>>>> disease,
>>>>>>>>>>>> so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if a woman is on her period and she hangs out with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> another
>>>>>>>>> girl
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hasn't started her period yet (and maybe won't for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a few
>>>>>>>>> days),
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> she'll
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actually wind up going on her period
>>>>>>>>> too...*shudder*...probably
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> why
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those natives would send 'em off alone to the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> river, to
>>>>>>>>> minimize
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bitch factor and prevent a hostile womanly take
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> over.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good thinking.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If the whole tribe's female population harmonized
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> periods...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could endanger the tribe as a whole, since all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> decisions
>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> society were by a consensus normally dominated
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> by the
>>>>>>>>> matriarchy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> obviously then, it follows that the matriarchy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> themselves
>>>>>>>>> setup
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> system of taboos for the safety of their loved
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ones.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You spend way to much time thinking about these
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Exactly. Groups of women get their periods at the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> same
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time
>>>>>>>>> just to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> piss
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> off men. There is no other reason for it. Period :-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooops! Also forgot to mention that it gives us even
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *MORE*
>>>>>>>>> reason to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> camp out in the bathroom during dinners-out. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a bonus to *you* *guys* cause then, you guys
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can ogle
>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waitress, fart, belch, and "adjust the goods" without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> noticing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nah, it's more like "where the fuck has she gone this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time, at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm never going to get home to watch TV and fart,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> belch and
>>>>>>> adjust
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> goods"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They have the internet for computers now?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -Homer Simpson
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Look. we have two people.. who are made for each
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> other...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and.. we have a reverend.. its friggen time to have a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wedding! I will tend the bar at the reception...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> w0000t.. party time!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alas, I am already married, although I am considering
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> converting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to mormonism...on second thought, what if all my wives
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PMSed at the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> same time, it could get very ugly.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I always wondered about those Mormons and the Arabs with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their many
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> women.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hell, I can't imagine having more than one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In my short 12 years of marriage, I've learned...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's hers is hers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's mine is hers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If she's happy, I'm happy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It must be why Arabs are so crabby and blow stuff up and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mormons
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just seem to "snap" and go on shooting sprees.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In my household we respect each other's property rights. My
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wife
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> isn't allowed to touch my computer or my car. In return, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interfere with the decorating and arrangement of stuff. It
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> works out well and makes us both happy :-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pffft. In our house, I don't touch his shit and he *HAS* to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> touch all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of mine. I can't even stand to go through his wallet and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> $$!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To me, that's invading his privacy. While *he* thinks it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A-OK to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rummage through my purse looking for cash, candy or gum. : /
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go figger.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only room safe from him is my office (converted two car
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garage
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> only one door into the house) - and *that's* because I smoke
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can't stand to be near smoke (which is probably why I still
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smoke!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL)!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well we don't invade each other's privacy. If she wanted to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tell me something she would, and if she doesn't I don't ask
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> questions (which includes not rifling through her stuff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unless
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm looking for my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lighter which she always steals).
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *sigh*
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have the perfect marriage then. My hubby gets angry when I
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ask him
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to respect my privacy (and with two kids, privacy is indeed a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> luxury),
>>>>>>>>>>>>> spouting off about "agendas" and "secrets." He's a tad on the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> jealous
>>>>>>>>>>>>> side . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>> If I wanted to invade her privacy I could but I don't :-) If
>>>>>>>>>>>> she
>>>>>>>>>>>> was going to do/did something that would make me jealous, I
>>>>>>>>>>>> really don't want to know, because then I would be miserable.
>>>>>>>>>>> Spoken like a titan among men. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Nothing a woman appreciates more than a little trust.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Welllll,,
>>>>>>>>>> almost nothing.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yeah as well as some really cute shoes, a new handbag, lacy
>>>>>>>>> underthings and ...(fill in the blank)
>>>>>>>> *cough* Dual Core MacBook Pro *cough*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That too although my wife's notebooks are paid for by her work and
>>>>>>> she has an aversion to Macs.
>>>>>> Damn! And I was all set to like her. ; )
>>>>>>
>>>>> 10 years ago when she started at her job as a lowly "post doc" her lab
>>>>> was a "mac shop", but back then macs were really expensive and they
>>>>> weren't worth shit. They would crash at the most inopportune times and
>>>>> lose days of work, software too was really expensive. Gradually, as it
>>>>> became obvious that macs weren't up to the task, they replaced them
>>>>> with
>>>>> PC's. To this day, the mere mention of switching back to macs makes
>>>>> her
>>>>> hair stand on end. Honestly, the whole situation was a nightmare.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Linux.
>>>>
>>> Nah, it is a group of scientists, not computer geeks. Besides, there is
>>> various softwares that they use that is not available for Linux.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Dude! thou hast intrigued me.
>> What kind of science?
>>
>> You words mean opportunity for me.
>>
> Neuroscience
>
>
Imaging?
Neural net simulation models?
Stimulation and mapping research?
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