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> Max Grrl wrote:
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>> >>> Max Grrl wrote:
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>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
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>>>>>> TreeEnt.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>> In article <4l9Ah.65885$Y6.46650@edtnps89>, Mowe Z. Slowley
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>> TreeEnt.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
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>>>>>>>>>>>> TreeEnt.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> W-e-l-l-l-l-l, to an extent, that is. "With one of mine, I can
> as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> many
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of yours as I want" old joke aside, in the Bible, men were
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> encouraged
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to have several wives merely for the fact that one man can
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> impregnate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> multiple women.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But really, hitting on us in the grocery store check-out line
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doesn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do much to make us think that you're more than "cannon fodder."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It just perpetuates the old "He wants it more than she" kinda
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
In all actuality, we like it just as much as you guys do,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more. You know . . . the whole "multiple orgasms thing? ; )>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, about that multiple orgasm thing...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If I can reliably assist in reproducing that effect on command,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> doesn't that get me some brownie points? Like, just one good one
>>>>>>>>>>>>> would be nice for me... And I'm happy to get mine after you...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean, it would be nice to share the moment, but that takes
>>>>>>>>>>>>> familiarity and practice, and it isn't /always/ practical...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know what an amazing orgasm a devoted lover can bring me. I
> have
>>>>>>>>>>>>> an ambition to always offer (and deliver) as good as I get, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ideally, I'd like to deliver it before getting my own. Sort of,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'eat
>>>>>>>>>>>>> your vegetables before dessert' kinda thing (is there a pun in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> there??). It just seems the natural order of things, you know
> what
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I
>>>>>>>>>>>>> mean?
>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL, "ladies first" in that regard is *NEVER* a problem! : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> My hubby is such a doofus - he's the best lover you could ever ask
>>>>>>>>>>>> for,
>>>>>>>>>>>> yet on our first date, he made a comment about sex (he's got a
>>>>>>>>>>>> very,
>>>>>>>>>>>> very dry sense of humor and a very sarcastic wit): If a man and a
>>>>>>>>>>>> woman
>>>>>>>>>>>> start at the same time, and the woman doesn't get hers, well, she
>>>>>>>>>>>> loses
>>>>>>>>>>>> the race.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I almost walked out. I'm glad I didn't. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Damn! I forgot! You are hitched!
>>>>>>>>>> Yep. : )
>>>>>>>>>>> I try to avoid flirting with married women as a rule..
>>>>>>>>>> Why? It makes for good practice.
>>>>>>>>>> Though I have to say, you certainly don't fucking need it. : )
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If I *wasn't* married . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> mmmmmmm.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> IC - Thanks.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I sure fucking need something.
>>>>>>>>> And self service isn't quite getting me there.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ahhh well.
>>>>>>>> Pfft. A guy that sweet talks as well as you do "needing" something?
>>>>>>>> Bullshit.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Can I make a guess though? From the way you post, I'd say that you're
>>>>>>>> pretty quiet and introverted - meaning more reflective and laid back
>>>>>>>> rather than impulsive and EXtroverted . . . have you tried going
>>>>>>>> somewhere you don't usually? Something on the "fringe" of your typical
>>>>>>>> haunts? You know . . . say, for the sake of the argument, you like
>>>>>>>> jazz . . . try taking a trip to a local blues joint and see who's
>>>>>>>> there? You'd get to have fun and at the same time, maybe meet a cool
>>>>>>>> chick you can introduce to jazz . . .
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Or maybe, the next time you're at a party, *don't* wait to see if some
>>>>>>>> chick is checking *you* out . . . just go up to one and introduce
>>>>>>>> yourself. Check out her clothes - you can figure out a lot about a
>>>>>>>> woman's clothes . . . if she's wearing something pink and frilly, you
>>>>>>>> can get the idea that she's the "I like a man to take charge" kinda
>>>>>>>> chick. Then you can just put on your brightest, most reassuring smile
>>>>>>>> and talk to her . . . if she's wearing black, chances are, she's more
>>>>>>>> of the "I like to take charge" kinda girl . . . and usually a bit
>>>>>>>> more
>>>>>>>> "open" - she's gonna see you on a level playing field and you can be
>>>>>>>> take-charge enough to challenge her a bit.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But again, I really get the vibe that you're one of those ultra laid
>>>>>>>> back kinda guys . . . don't be so laid back and introverted . . .
>>>>>>>> get
>>>>>>>> OUT there. Do something that you've always wanted to do but didn't
>>>>>>>> think you should - chances are, you'll meet someone exactly like *you*
>>>>>>>> and have fun, to boot!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ((((hugs))))
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> BTW, if you're ever feeling the need to practice flirting, feel free.
>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>> )
>>>>>>>> I like it and you're *GREAT* at it! : )
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ohh wow. I hope that was as good for you as it was for me.
>>>>>>> Your advice is well taken and I shall implement it within the next
>>>>>>> few weeks. Needs must be taken care of first. And my art, too;
>>>>>>> beckons me, but it is in fact the display method I best use in
>>>>>>> courtship, and shall be brought to bear as you have suggested.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> But your assessment is as cutting and true to the core as Mr. Me was
>>>>>>> those many months ago before I began the dieting and exercise
>>>>>>> regimens which have benefited me so much. Usenet is changing my life.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I shall be referring to your wonderful advice for particulars at
>>>>>>> such time as I begin the 'process', you can be sure of that as well.
>>>>>> LOL, was that honest or clever sarcasm?! : )
>>>>> I dislike clever sarcasm and never practice it.
>>>> I didn't think you did . . . but really, you were SO nice that I did
>>>> entertain the slightest suspicion. : )
>>>>>> Anyway, I'm sure tis what you've already thought of, done and just
>>>>>> didn't like . . . I was just speaking from a wee bit of experience . .
>>>>>> . though, to be honest, since I've always been commitment-shy, I did
>>>>>> it to find new friends in new towns - and it's always worked. If it
>>>>>> wasn't for the "club" idea, I would have never gotten into Nina Simone.
>>>>>> And that would have been a real shame. : )
>>>>> I cherish advice that is unconditional and free under normal
>>>>> circumstance. Coming from a clear headed and undoubtedly beautiful
>>>>> female only makes it all the more precious. That it concerns the
>>>>> nature of one of the most enduring and vexing conundrums of male
>>>>> existence makes it invaluable in the extreme.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Just want to see you happy. : )
>>>>>> But do not lose heart, Sir Knight, your damsel is tied to a tree and
>>>>>> *waiting* for you to come and rescue her. You will slay the fierce
>>>>>> dragon, mightily and handily whip the craven evil knight and escape
>>>>>> henceforth with said lovely damsel on back of your yonder fiery-hooved
>>>>>> steed! You will marry (or at least shack up for a while), and she shall
>>>>>> clean your castle, wash thy undergarments, and service thy needs.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So I say, so shall it become. : )
>>>>>>
>>>>>> For some reason, the image of you as a gallant sir knight just *really*
>>>>>> seems to fit. : )
>>>>>>
>>>>>> (((hugs)))
>>>>>>
>>>>> May the power of thy manifestations conjure my destiny.
>>>> Oh, it *is* destiny. Fueled by *your* power more than any I might have.
>>>> : )
>>>>
>>> Oh yeah, I know the juice in my tank come from my end of the
>>> universe; but every little bit helps and when I thunder across the
>>> sky at mach eight I'm giving thanks for it all.
>>
>> Um, fiery hooved steeds don't GO mach eight. See below.
>>
>
> the speed of magic is not measured by this world.
*sigh*
I am but a mere mortal lost in the mortal coil of life.
You, my friend, are a mythical being - a giant shrugging the weight of
the world, a leprechaun granting wishes, a chimera, rising from the
ashes. : )
Your speed may nor be measured by such as I, but mine is. : )
>
>> Call yourself a "modern" man all you like, but I don't see you as
>> embracing a sexless, sterile-emotioned world - I see you as a hopeless
>> romantic, gentleman, and overall renaissance man. : )
>>
>
> I don't believe in a sexless sterile world.
> (That would be a sad place indeed.)
Do you see an alternative? I think that may very well be where our
world ends - a sterile, sexless, emotionless sea.
How often do you get to work with your hands? When was the last time
the average person built a, say, coffee table (not to mention, that in
the long ago past, there really were no such things - they were
frivolities) with his bare hands, sweat and heart?
The answer is probably never: We go to IKEA or Rooms To Go and buy one
made in a factory, constructed of "wood-like" materials. That's one
step further from earthiness and sweat than we were, say 100 years ago.
If you want a meal, what is it likely that you'll do for it? Go to
Mickey Dee's or Sonic's Drive-In. It used to be a once-in-a-while thing
when we were kids (or at least when I was) and now, it's common place.
Several of our friends eat take-out at least 3 times a week.
When was the last time that you spoke to a customer service rep and
sensed any warmth or real human element? Nowadays, most *people* are
replaced by automated voice answering systems . . .
How about kids? Most kids are more interested in playing computer
games, not playing a pick-up game of B-ball in the driveway . . . no
human interaction whatsoever there.
We're so used to having things done *for* us - often with little to no
human contact. I can definitely see a sexless, sterile, emotionless
world in our near future . . .
>
> At least not one inhabited by moi in his current form.
> If I were a crystalline entity, perhaps.
Don't speak too soon . . . it's happening. Even as we speak. : (
>
> But I am Water, and Carbon, and Free Oxygen.
> I like a warm fuzzy world, preferably with tons of hugs and
> snuggles. Until such time as a human woman enters mine, my music, my
> friends, my kitty, my daughter and granddaughter will keep my heart
> warm.
Same here. : )
I like your world better than mine. : )
>
>> You know, a renaissance man struggling in a sterile world, bringing joy
>> and chivalry to all he surveils. Armed only with his gentle (though
>> clever) wit, a winning smile, an open heart, and a blazing fast modem
>> connection. : )
>>
>
> yas, and an ISP that still doesn't know what a legal poast is.
> Blazing fast or not, they are going to get their peepee wacked.
Oooh, what do you mean???
>
> Don't ever loose touch with me. You are a Unicorn in my world.
LOL, only *you* would call me a unicorn. : )
And because of you and a very few others, I plan on staying here until
I'm net.kkkopped or dead. : )
You're more than worth it. : )
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