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Author: Onideus Mad Hatter
Date: Nov 21, 2007 23:49

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:11:43 -0400, "Sugien" gmail.com>
wrote:
>
>"Olde Hippee" yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:1193242315.076498.60430@t8g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>> On Oct 24, 11:25 am, vulture...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>> On Oct 24, 10:09 am, Olde Hippee yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>> On Oct 23, 2:14 pm, vulture...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>
>>>>> On Oct 23, 9:03 am, Olde Hippee yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> On Oct 21, 5:21 pm, vulture...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>> {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ \ / }}}}}}}}}}}}}
>>>>>>> |O|
>>>>>>> +
>>>>>>> |
>>>
>>>>>>> I got my judges pass to the cannabis cup today..
>>>>>>> I AM AN OFFICIAL JUDGE IN THE 2007 CANNABIS CUP!
>>>>>>> w00000000000t
>>>
>>>>>>> that is all.. carrion
>>>
>>>>>>> buZZard
>>>
>>>>>> Hoorraaayyy!! Tell them we all need to sample too, just to back ya
>>>>>> up!! How I would love to try some of their One Hit Shit!! Are ya
>>>>>> mailing anything home if we pay for it??? OH
>>>
>>>>> my sister says your a chick?
>>>
>>>>> I cant mail nothing home.. too risky for this buzztARD
>>>>> but.. the buzz should last me a month after i leave! LOL
>>>
>>>> A chick to be sure, maybe an old one by some accounts at 63, a
>>>> grandmom of 2, Mom of 3, have a son retired after 20 in the Navy, a
>>>> hubby that retired a year and a half ago, have a greyhound, a Jack
>>>> Russell terrier, and a couple of acres of primo growing area. And a
>>>> neighbor or the roofer who helped himself to hafl my crop a few years
>>>> ago, so we have to be guerilla, sort of.
>>>> OH- Hide quoted text -
>>>
>>> I knew this.. she was unsure .. i remember someone taking all the tops
>>> off your plants .. that so pissed me off at the time.
>>> My van I just bought about a month ago.. almost to the day.. died
>>> on me today.. friggen overheated.. head gasket again? I dont know..
>>> but i give up.. I TOTALLY give up.. I throw my hands to the sky.. I
>>> GIVE UP!
>>> whats the sence? I mean.. the price of gas.. cost of insurance..
>>> upkeep
>>> on the fucking car.. and for what? just so every three to six
>>> months.. i gotta
>>> drop a few more grand into a car.. just to have it fucking overheat
>>> and blow up.
>>> sorry .. didnt mean to swear in front of a lady like yourself.. but I
>>> am a bit upset
>>> atm.. I worked my ass off this summer.. so i could have a car..and to
>>> go to amsterdam.
>>> At least.. amsterdam cant overheat and break down. I swear.. i wont
>>> pay for another car.
>>> If i dont win one.. or one is givin to me.. i wont put anymore of my
>>> hard earned money
>>> into the system.. or until they make a damn car (machine) that I can
>>> afford.. that
>>> can take more than 2 pounds of pressure.. without the head gasket
>>> blowing..
>>> this guy is electric chairing it around town. PRoblem is.. i was on
>>> the way to the
>>> dr's appointment to get meds. so much for that.. gonna have to beg a
>>> ride from somenone...
>>> ffs
>>> I hate asking for rides.. now its getting to the point.. i have no one
>>> to ask.
>>> Close your eyes old hippie..
>>> FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> So sorry about the Van. Dunno what kind it is, but we have 2 Toyotas,
>> one with 160 thousasnd miles, and the other 139 K. They keep on
>> ticking. The american car makers can't seem to design a decent car
>> that never quits like the Yotas, and I can't figure out why with all
>> the technology available today. It's disgusting. We feel lucky to
>> have gotten a brand that is a workhorse. DH does change the oil as
>> suggested, but he has since he was a kid with his first car.
>>
>> We've had all kinds of financial drains, the most recent was the water
>> pump and tank going this weekend, $700, the week before, DH's
>> prescription plan, the premium of which was supposed to be deducted
>> from his Social Security check, informed us someone had made a mistake
>> and they have never been deducted, and we owe them $550. Before that
>> the engine on the riding lawnmower blew up, the pool pumps needed
>> rebuilding, and the motor for the pump on the koi pond died. We
>> replaced the washer, dryer, refrig, and dishwasher when he retired and
>> figured it would all be good. Oh and I forgot the AC crapped out and
>> had to be worked on and the Direct TV box died and had to be
>> replaced.Most of this in the last 8 months.
>> Does it ever quit? I hate to say it outloud, but there isn't much else
>> tht can break.
>> Glad you have a rider chair that can take you some places. Car
>> problems are the pits. Hope things go better for you real soon, and
>> not just Amsterdam.
>> OH
>>
>
> Our biggest drain right now is that 2 of our 3 grown children are
>living at home, and the third and oldest moved out but left her son (15
>months old) for us to take care of. The 2 living at home don't pay
>anything; but at least they take care of their own bills . Well most times
>that is; because we *loan* them gas money about every month and of course we
>never get it back. To top it all off at the beginning of this year be got
>in a nice chunk of change for a class action law suit (22k) which we paid
>off all our bills except for the house. Social security said that the money
>would not go against my SSD; because it was considered compensatory, so I
>figured that it would not count against my non-service connected check,
>**wrong** no not only did the VA take it away from me but said I had to pay
>back 6 months of the checks I had received.
> So the wife and I are basically supporting (food, shelter, utilities)
>4 adults and 2 toddlers all on less then $500 a month. It was easier when
>we didn't have a house payment because of having paid our home off back in
>1991; but when the eldest daughter got married and our last car gave up the
>ghost we hocked (took out a mortgage) the house to pay for the wedding and
>buy a van (which of course when you give an old hillbilly a chunk of change
>he promptly gets took giving 13K for a 1996 Chrysler Town and Country with
>81K miles on it) and pay off credit cards.
> If by the grace of God I do get awarded my Service connected disability
>that I have been fighting for since 1983 and get enough to pay everything
>off again, I will *cut up* my credit cards this time instead of just
>sequestering them in the fire safe. Then our family motto will be "Save
>Up", "you isn't got enough to buy it?" "save up". We are to the point
>that I am seriously considering filing either chapter 13 or complete
>bankruptsey; well if we can keep the house that is.
> If it were not for a healthy community of barterers around here we most
>likely would not only be us shite creek without a paddle, we would be
>heading for the rapids just before the falls. I know we could kick the kids
>out; but I just wasn't raised that way; because as long as I have a home and
>food, so will my children. Shoot I could not even sell a $4K laptop for $2k
>that is less then a year old and top of the line.

Well no fuckin duh, you've been working with computers for how long
and you don't even comprehend something as simplistic as laptop
prices? Laptops are pretty much worthless the day you buy them and
spending four thousand on a laptop in the first place is
just...retarded at best. You should never pay more than $1200 for a
laptop and after you buy it expect its worth to drop instantly to $800
and then down to $500 within three years.

Also, you might not want to kick your kids out of the house...but they
might be better for it. I would give them an ultimatum...either get a
job...or get out. And once they get a job they can help out if
they're gonna live with you. Your situation is retarded at best, I
mean you've got four physically capable adults and you're pulling in
less than $500...that's fuckin insane. Hell I only work four days a
week at Wal*Mart and I make around $1300 a month. If all four adults
were working semi-decent jobs you'd easily have around $5,000 a month.
That's called working synergistically. It doesn't work though when
only one or two have a job and the other one or two are just free
loading. Further...taking out a mortgage on your house to pay for
your kids wedding...that's absolutely fucking crazy to the nth degree.
I mean you literarily have got to be just about the dumbest mother
fucker to do something THAT inane. I mean, what the hell were you
thinking?

The sad thing about your situation is that you really are in an ideal
position to better your situation...but only if the dumbfuck kids stop
freeloading. It's sort of like right now my mom and I are sharing a
three bedroom apartment...I pay the rent...and she pays the utility
bills. The best part is, it saves the both of us a lot of money which
we then put into savings and such. The other thing I do is have $75
per paycheck taken out and put into Wal*Mart stock, which is a nice,
automated "forced savings".

Right now I'm gearing up to buy my own home too, with my mom staying
with me until she pays off her land in Colorado (she can't build
anything on it until the land is paid off). So the nice advantage
there for me is that she's gonna keep paying the utilities so that
means I'll have enough extra money to buy a washer/dryer and so forth
and she'll be able to pay off her land quicker. Again, working
synergistically to both of our advantages. If only ONE of us was
working though...yeah, it wouldn't be a happy place for either of us.

Also, education is the key to saving money. For example...don't buy a
used car unless you can repair it yourself...cause otherwise yer just
gonna be fuckin yerself up the ass sidways. They've got
auto-mechanics courses at most community colleges...so sign yerself up
for classes and learn the shit...same way you learned about computer
tech. Just as those who can build their own computer can save
themselves a buttload of money, those who can fix/repair their own car
can also save a buttload of money.

Also the more skills you have the more "marketable" you are. Like I
do a lot of rudimentary tech stuff for people I know and only charge
them $20 for it. They get a good deal cause the repair shops charge
around $50 and it's a good deal for me because it doesn't really take
any real time or effort to fix the problems.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
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