> Captain Infinity,
>
> Hi! Just wanted to let you know you're pathetically stupid and lame,
> y'know what I mean? Like, you suck. You suck in all sorts of ways,
> drooling around hard cocks, and thick nutty turds, and whatever else
> anyone cares to stuff in your mouth, 'cause you let them, 'cause you
> like the attention.
>
> How many times did you say, "I taught it to fly", in reference to
> kicking a cat across the room? Twice, was it? Maybe three times.
> You thought it was clever enough to say once, that's pathetic enough.
> And let's look at what you're bragging about: KICKING A CAT. Hard.
> The smaller and weaker of the two most popular pets, and you're...