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Author: sduB ykcitS
Date: Oct 16, 2006 13:46

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between
your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene,
kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad,
kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here,
depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call
it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one
night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
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Re: Beer versus Vagina         


Author: ThePsyko
Date: Oct 16, 2006 14:27

On 16 Oct 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and heard
Meat Plow cry out in news:pan.2006.10.16.21.26.50.244000@nntp.sun-
meatplow.local...
> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 16:46:12 -0400, sduB ykcitS Has Frothed:
>
>> FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 9
>>
>> That's it! The matter is settled, the unfortunate yet tasty winner is:
>> BEER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
>> discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of
>> those feelings, let alone express them. An extra point for BEER
>
> My score: VAGINA: 10 BEER: 0
>
>

only chicks rate beer higher than vaginas lol

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7
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Re: Beer versus Vagina         


Author: ThePsyko
Date: Oct 16, 2006 14:34

On 16 Oct 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard Meat Plow cry out in
news:pan.2006.10.16.21.31.26.968000@nntp.sun-meatplow.local...
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Re: Beer versus Vagina         


Author: sduB ykcitS
Date: Oct 16, 2006 14:38

>>> only chicks rate beer higher than vaginas lol
>>
>> I don't drink beer.
>
> I do.. but I still prefer a vagina :)
>
I thought you were a female.
--
<<(~.~)>> S. Buds
Interpersonal love is like the cocktail cherry bobbing on the
surface of the brimming cup of the love of life itself." or summink like
that... Shaun aRe - Revised 08/03/06 after Sticky's PC crashed.
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Re: Beer versus Vagina         


Author: sduB ykcitS
Date: Oct 16, 2006 14:39

>> only chicks rate beer higher than vaginas lol
>
> Huh?
> I *like* beer.. and I own a vagina.
> If I had to choose, I think I'd keep the vagina.
>
I choose the GRABBERS!!!

--
<<(~.~)>> S. Buds
Interpersonal love is like the cocktail cherry bobbing on the
surface of the brimming cup of the love of life itself." or summink like
that... Shaun aRe - Revised 08/03/06 after Sticky's PC crashed.
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Re: Beer versus Vagina         


Author: ThePsyko
Date: Oct 16, 2006 14:42

On 16 Oct 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and heard
sduB ykcitS cry out in news:5ZSYg.39$Xg6.20@newsfe11.lga...
>>>> only chicks rate beer higher than vaginas lol
>>>
>>> I don't drink beer.
>>
>> I do.. but I still prefer a vagina :)
>>
> I thought you were a female.

Perhaps I'm a lesbian? :)

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7
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Re: Beer versus Vagina         


Author: sduB ykcitS
Date: Oct 16, 2006 14:43

>>>> only chicks rate beer higher than vaginas lol
>>>
>>> Huh?
>>> I *like* beer.. and I own a vagina.
>>> If I had to choose, I think I'd keep the vagina.
>>>
>> I choose the GRABBERS!!!
>
> LOL!!! That's a good choice, Ms Buds.. :)

And good ol' Pumpkin Butt. Cheesch! That was one fine looking rump! So
smooth, tight and shapely. Sigh.

--
+<(~.~)> + >^..^< + >^..^< + >^..^< + >^..^< + >^..^< +
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Re: Beer versus Vagina         


Author: ThePsyko
Date: Oct 16, 2006 14:43

On 16 Oct 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard blu cry out in
news:_YKdncwYMtdWZq7YnZ2dnUVZ_qWdnZ2d@giganews.com...
> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:27:35 +0000 ThePsyko
> itookmyprozac.com> exploded onto the scene and screamed
> incoherantly:
>
>> On 16 Oct 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious...
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Re: Beer versus Vagina         


Author: sduB ykcitS
Date: Oct 16, 2006 14:45

>>>>> only chicks rate beer higher than vaginas lol
>>>>
>>>> I don't drink beer.
>>>
>>> I do.. but I still prefer a vagina :)
>>>
>> I thought you were a female.
>
> Perhaps I'm a lesbian? :)
>
Perhaps.
Take a look at the Grabbers.

--
+<(~.~)> + >^..^< + >^..^< + >^..^< + >^..^< + >^..^< +
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Re: Beer versus Vagina         


Author: ThePsyko
Date: Oct 16, 2006 14:49

On 16 Oct 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and heard
sduB ykcitS cry out in news:L3TYg.42$Xg6.31@newsfe11.lga...
>>>>>> only chicks rate beer higher than vaginas lol
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't drink beer.
>>>>
>>>> I do.. but I still prefer a vagina :)
>>>>
>>> I thought you were a female.
>>
>> Perhaps I'm a lesbian? :)
>>
> Perhaps.
> Take a look at the Grabbers.
>

I would, but usenet binaries don't seem to work on this end...

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7
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