> On Apr 21, 12:58 am, 菩薩 myway.com> wrote:
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>>The Pot Smoker's Etiquette:http://dexters7.tripod.com/fun/weed.html
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>>Smoking Etiquette
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>>(21st Century version)
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>>1) the person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to
>>spark
>>up the joint and get first hits...
>>
>>2) if someone rolls a nice joint, its good to give the person a
>>compliment
>>on his rolling skills...
>>
>>3) if someone starts bogarting the bowl and starts using the excuse
>>that
>>it's okay fo rhim to bogart it since it's his weed, this is definetely
>>not cool.
>>the punishment depends on the quality of the weed and how much he put
>>in.
>>(if it was real crappy and he was real cheap with it, then you bug on
>>the person
>>and rag on him :-)

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> They kept playing "Don't Bogart that joint, my friend" song throughout
> the day on KLBJ classic rock station I listen to here in Austin
> yesterday. -w-
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>>4) if someone is too palsy to light the bowl (due to being too stoned
>>or
>>the person is just a retard :-) then they must relinquish control of
>>the lighter
>>to someone more able to get it lit. --this does NOT mean the person
>>who
>>lights gets free hits... this privelige tends to get abused ("hey
>>lemme light
>>it for you...")
>>
>>5) if someone is so much of a palsy that they blow INTO the bowl and
>>blow
>>all the shit on the floor, this person must be ragged on and the
>>person cant
>>smoke on the next round (unless it was his stuff)
>>
>>6) if you smoke with someone in your house, you should let them eat
>>some
>>munchy food you may have lying around.. don't be cheap with your food
>>if you
>>have it...
>>
>>7) if someone who has smoked asks for a sip of your soda, you must
>>give him
>>some.. (dry mouth is not fun)
>>
>>8) converse of (7): if you ask for a sip, don't take a large gulp
>>
>>9) if smoking from a bong or a joint, never put the whole thing in
>>your
>>mouth and get it all sopping wet.. its disgusting and it messes up the
>>joint.
>>
>>10) if your smoking from a bong and there not enough in the bowl for a
>>whole
>>other hit, you should save the smoke in the chamber for the next
>>person..(dont
>>let go of the rushhold or 'carb' and take it all yourself)
>>
>>11) never bogart
>>
>>12) never bitch about someone else's weed being no good! If you don't
>>like
>>it don't smoke it!
>>
>>13) if a friend gets you high sometime in the future you need to get
>>that
>>friend high
>>
>>14) Thou shalt not turn down a smoke. Never!
>>
>>15) phrased in the form of a narrative:
>>OK. My buddy and I are sitting around smoking the weed that I just
>>scored. After flaming-up, and taking a few moderate puffs, I pass
>>it on. The sounds that follow can only be described as
>>vacuum-like. After an a couple of huge, lung-busting tokes, the guy
>>passes back the remnants of something that could have, at some
>>point, been a joint. If it's not completely "canoed", then it's
>>absolutely soaked. I not-so-subtly drop that old Cheech&Chong line
>>"Hey man, can I wring it out for you?" He just looks at me.
>>
>>16) I have noticed the following: After smoking-up, the odd "crass-
>>monkey" will actually eat the stained, disgusting roach. This must
>>be because they want that "extra bit" of oil, resin, or whatever's
>>left on the paper. This situation can be compared to the patron of
>>a good restaurant picking up his "as good as empty" plate and
>>licking off the remaining morsels of food. Sure he got that little
>>pool of gravy, but was it really worth it?
>>
>>17) If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is
>>polite to
>>roll a joint, (a small one, if you wish) and smoke with the person who
>>sells
>>you the stuff.
>>
>>18) It is very impolite to hand someone an empty bowl, without
>>notifying
>>that person of it's possible cashed-ness. A proper warning would be
>>'Here ya go...I think it might be cashed.
>>
>>19) The person who fills the bowl is given the opportunity to take the
>>first
>>hit. It doesn't matter who's bowl it is.
>>
>>20) Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high. I know
>>it
>>sounds silly, but I know people who never say thanks and it gets a
>>little
>>annoying.
>>
>>21) The person who brought the bud picks the music.
>>
>>22) When using a bong, don't slobber all over it.
>>
>>23) Again, when using a bong, DON'T blow out the ashes, unless that's
>>what
>>the "homeowner" does.
>>
>>24) NEVER go to someone's house EXPECTING them to catch you a buzz. Of
>>course, there are exceptions to this rule...
>>
>>25) If you spill the bong, clean it up! (And don't forget to put water
>>back in it!!)
>>
>>roach rules
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>>1) when the roach gets too small, if someone has a problem with it, it
>>is
>>common curtisy here to put the roach in a bowl and finish it that
>>way..
>>that way the people who don't mind burning their fingers dont get it
>>all.
>>
>>===[text]===
>>Hmm, among everyone i know who used to smoke the stuff, there was a
>>tradition of roller's privellege. whoever rolled the joint, got to
>>light
>>it and take the first puff. then it just got passed on. great fun when
>>several were started at once and someone passed it the opposite
>>direction
>>to the others after lighting it....
>>
>>[next]
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>>Around here, if the group is smoking out of a bowl (e.g. pipe or
>>bong),
>>the packer of the bowl (and usually the owner of the bag) gives
>>it to the next person to spark up. However, if someone rolls a joint
>>(again, usu. the owner of the bag), that person gets to spark it up.
>>(I guess because it takes more effort to roll a joint, and they
>>"deserve(?)" to light up the masterpiece.)
>>
>>[next]
>>
>>I always thought that if you were buying from a FOAF, it was polite
>>for them to
>>roll a joint and smoke it with you before you buy, kind of like a
>>sample.
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>>==========
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>>"The 22 Rules of Pot Etiquette" (the 70's version)
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>>http://www.superseventies.com/22rules.html
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>>by Kevin Pickford
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>> 1. When rolling a joint, do not lick the whole joint for a "slow
>>burn."
>>
>> 2. Hogging the reefer to yourself is often known as "Bogarting,"
>>punishable
>> by death.
>>
>> 3. Never roll your weed with "lumber" (sticks/stems).
>>
>> 4. Always roll with one paper.
>>
>> 5. Never roll a "popcorn joint" (marijuana cigarettes with seeds).
>>
>> 6. Always de-seed and de-stem your pot.
>>
>> 7. Never criticize another's weed after smoking it.
>>
>> 8. Always hold in smoke for 2.3 minutes, then cough a lot through
>>nose in
>> appreciation.
>>
>> 9. After smoking, play "Physical Graffiti" as loud as possible.
>>
>>10. Don't mooch pot off others, unless others mooch pot off you.
>>
>>11. Never spill the Bong water.
>>
>>12. Don't ever drink the Bong water (even if it's a beer bong).
>>
>>13. Never talk while holding the joint (unless in Europe).
>>
>>14. Don't scrape your friend's pipes.
>>
>>15. Don't skim others bags.
>>
>>16. Always sell full, five finger bags.
>>
>>17. Save roaches for a rainy day (or dry periods).
>>
>>18. Don't hand someone a clogged bong.
>>
>>19. Never pass a microscopic roach
>>
>>20. Don't light cigarettes off the joint.
>>
>>21. Don't light joints off the cigarette.
>>
>>22. Never EVER narc.
>>
>>- from "Dazed and Confused" (St. Martin's Press, New York, 1993).
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>>namaste;
>>bodhihttp://psychedelictourist.blogspot.com

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