>
> 4) if someone is too palsy to light the bowl (due to being too stoned
> or
> the person is just a retard :-) then they must relinquish control of
> the lighter
> to someone more able to get it lit. --this does NOT mean the person
> who
> lights gets free hits... this privelige tends to get abused ("hey
> lemme light
> it for you...")
>
> 5) if someone is so much of a palsy that they blow INTO the bowl and
> blow
> all the shit on the floor, this person must be ragged on and the
> person cant
> smoke on the next round (unless it was his stuff)
>
> 6) if you smoke with someone in your house, you should let them eat
> some
> munchy food you may have lying around.. don't be cheap with your food
> if you
> have it...
>
> 7) if someone who has smoked asks for a sip of your soda, you must
> give him
> some.. (dry mouth is not fun)
>
> 8) converse of (7): if you ask for a sip, don't take a large gulp
>
> 9) if smoking from a bong or a joint, never put the whole thing in
> your
> mouth and get it all sopping wet.. its disgusting and it messes up the
> joint.
>
> 10) if your smoking from a bong and there not enough in the bowl for a
> whole
> other hit, you should save the smoke in the chamber for the next
> person..(dont
> let go of the rushhold or 'carb' and take it all yourself)
>
> 11) never bogart
>
> 12) never bitch about someone else's weed being no good! If you don't
> like
> it don't smoke it!
>
> 13) if a friend gets you high sometime in the future you need to get
> that
> friend high
>
> 14) Thou shalt not turn down a smoke. Never!
>
> 15) phrased in the form of a narrative:
> OK. My buddy and I are sitting around smoking the weed that I just
> scored. After flaming-up, and taking a few moderate puffs, I pass
> it on. The sounds that follow can only be described as
> vacuum-like. After an a couple of huge, lung-busting tokes, the guy
> passes back the remnants of something that could have, at some
> point, been a joint. If it's not completely "canoed", then it's
> absolutely soaked. I not-so-subtly drop that old Cheech&Chong line
> "Hey man, can I wring it out for you?" He just looks at me.
>
> 16) I have noticed the following: After smoking-up, the odd "crass-
> monkey" will actually eat the stained, disgusting roach. This must
> be because they want that "extra bit" of oil, resin, or whatever's
> left on the paper. This situation can be compared to the patron of
> a good restaurant picking up his "as good as empty" plate and
> licking off the remaining morsels of food. Sure he got that little
> pool of gravy, but was it really worth it?
>
> 17) If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is
> polite to
> roll a joint, (a small one, if you wish) and smoke with the person who
> sells
> you the stuff.
>
> 18) It is very impolite to hand someone an empty bowl, without
> notifying
> that person of it's possible cashed-ness. A proper warning would be
> 'Here ya go...I think it might be cashed.
>
> 19) The person who fills the bowl is given the opportunity to take the
> first
> hit. It doesn't matter who's bowl it is.
>
> 20) Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high. I know
> it
> sounds silly, but I know people who never say thanks and it gets a
> little
> annoying.
>
> 21) The person who brought the bud picks the music.
>
> 22) When using a bong, don't slobber all over it.
>
> 23) Again, when using a bong, DON'T blow out the ashes, unless that's
> what
> the "homeowner" does.
>
> 24) NEVER go to someone's house EXPECTING them to catch you a buzz. Of
> course, there are exceptions to this rule...
>
> 25) If you spill the bong, clean it up! (And don't forget to put water
> back in it!!)
>
> roach rules
> ------------
> 1) when the roach gets too small, if someone has a problem with it, it
> is
> common curtisy here to put the roach in a bowl and finish it that
> way..
> that way the people who don't mind burning their fingers dont get it
> all.
>
> ===[text]===
> Hmm, among everyone i know who used to smoke the stuff, there was a
> tradition of roller's privellege. whoever rolled the joint, got to
> light
> it and take the first puff. then it just got passed on. great fun when
> several were started at once and someone passed it the opposite
> direction
> to the others after lighting it....
>
> [next]
>
> Around here, if the group is smoking out of a bowl (e.g. pipe or
> bong),
> the packer of the bowl (and usually the owner of the bag) gives
> it to the next person to spark up. However, if someone rolls a joint
> (again, usu. the owner of the bag), that person gets to spark it up.
> (I guess because it takes more effort to roll a joint, and they
> "deserve(?)" to light up the masterpiece.)
>
> [next]
>
> I always thought that if you were buying from a FOAF, it was polite
> for them to
> roll a joint and smoke it with you before you buy, kind of like a
> sample.
>
> ==========
>
> "The 22 Rules of Pot Etiquette" (the 70's version)
>
>
http://www.superseventies.com/22rules.html
>
> by Kevin Pickford
>
> 1. When rolling a joint, do not lick the whole joint for a "slow
> burn."
>
> 2. Hogging the reefer to yourself is often known as "Bogarting,"
> punishable
> by death.
>
> 3. Never roll your weed with "lumber" (sticks/stems).
>
> 4. Always roll with one paper.
>
> 5. Never roll a "popcorn joint" (marijuana cigarettes with seeds).
>
> 6. Always de-seed and de-stem your pot.
>
> 7. Never criticize another's weed after smoking it.
>
> 8. Always hold in smoke for 2.3 minutes, then cough a lot through
> nose in
> appreciation.
>
> 9. After smoking, play "Physical Graffiti" as loud as possible.
>
> 10. Don't mooch pot off others, unless others mooch pot off you.
>
> 11. Never spill the Bong water.
>
> 12. Don't ever drink the Bong water (even if it's a beer bong).
>
> 13. Never talk while holding the joint (unless in Europe).
>
> 14. Don't scrape your friend's pipes.
>
> 15. Don't skim others bags.
>
> 16. Always sell full, five finger bags.
>
> 17. Save roaches for a rainy day (or dry periods).
>
> 18. Don't hand someone a clogged bong.
>
> 19. Never pass a microscopic roach
>
> 20. Don't light cigarettes off the joint.
>
> 21. Don't light joints off the cigarette.
>
> 22. Never EVER narc.
>
> - from "Dazed and Confused" (St. Martin's Press, New York, 1993).
>
> -----------------
>
> namaste;
>
bodhihttp://psychedelictourist.blogspot.com
