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Author: Gandalf GreyGandalf Grey Date: Dec 19, 2006 08:50
Satan, Soy and...Shrinking Penises?
By Mel Seesholtz
Created Dec 18 2006 - 8:42am
According to James Rutz, chairman of Megashift Ministries and
founder-chairman of Open Church Ministries, "A devil food is turning our
kids into homosexuals [1]." It seems Satan is lurking in... soy.
Mr. Rutz claims that "Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in
the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most
of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality
must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products."
After you stop laughing, examine Mr. Rutz's preposterous - not to mention
totally unsupported - claims.
"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the
penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality." How does one even begin to
respond to such nonsense? Since soy products such as tofu - which Mr. Rutz
says must be completely avoided - have been traditional parts of the Chinese
and other Eastern diets for over 2000 years [2], shouldn't China be a
totally homosexual nation by now? Similarly, since tofu is a staple in
Buddhists' vegetarian diets, shouldn't all Buddhists be gay?
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Author: Josh MilesJosh Miles Date: Dec 19, 2006 09:35
Gandalf Grey wrote:
> Satan, Soy and...Shrinking Penises?
>
> By Mel Seesholtz
> Created Dec 18 2006 - 8:42am
>
> According to James Rutz, chairman of Megashift Ministries and
> founder-chairman of Open Church Ministries, "A devil food is turning our
> kids into homosexuals [1]." It seems Satan is lurking in... soy.
>
> Mr. Rutz claims that "Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in
> the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most
> of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality
> must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products."
Wow. This wouldn't look out of place in /The Onion/.
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Author: satyrsatyr Date: Dec 19, 2006 22:22
On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:50:27 -0800, "Gandalf Grey"
infectedmail.com> wrote:
>Satan, Soy and...Shrinking Penises?
>
>By Mel Seesholtz
>Created Dec 18 2006 - 8:42am
>
>According to James Rutz, chairman of Megashift Ministries and
>founder-chairman of Open Church Ministries, "A devil food is turning our
>kids into homosexuals [1]." It seems Satan is lurking in... soy.
>
>Mr. Rutz claims that "Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in
>the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most
>of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality
>must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products."
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Author: mick whitemick white Date: Dec 20, 2006 16:46
Gandalf Grey wrote:
> Satan, Soy and...Shrinking Penises?
>
> By Mel Seesholtz
> Created Dec 18 2006 - 8:42am
>
> According to James Rutz, chairman of Megashift Ministries and
> founder-chairman of Open Church Ministries, "A devil food is turning our
> kids into homosexuals [1]." It seems Satan is lurking in... soy.
>
> Mr. Rutz claims that "Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in
> the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most
> of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality
> must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products."
>
Professor Ian Rowland, from the University of Ulster said: "The
incidence and mortality rate of certain cancers such as colorectal and
prostate cancers, is much higher in Western countries than in the East.
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