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Satan, Soy and .... Shrinking Penises?         


Author: Gandalf Grey
Date: Dec 19, 2006 08:50

Satan, Soy and...Shrinking Penises?

By Mel Seesholtz
Created Dec 18 2006 - 8:42am

According to James Rutz, chairman of Megashift Ministries and
founder-chairman of Open Church Ministries, "A devil food is turning our
kids into homosexuals [1]." It seems Satan is lurking in... soy.

Mr. Rutz claims that "Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in
the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most
of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality
must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products."

After you stop laughing, examine Mr. Rutz's preposterous - not to mention
totally unsupported - claims.

"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the
penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality." How does one even begin to
respond to such nonsense? Since soy products such as tofu - which Mr. Rutz
says must be completely avoided - have been traditional parts of the Chinese
and other Eastern diets for over 2000 years [2], shouldn't China be a
totally homosexual nation by now? Similarly, since tofu is a staple in
Buddhists' vegetarian diets, shouldn't all Buddhists be gay?
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Re: Satan, Soy and .... Shrinking Penises?         


Author: Josh Miles
Date: Dec 19, 2006 09:35

Gandalf Grey wrote:
> Satan, Soy and...Shrinking Penises?
>
> By Mel Seesholtz
> Created Dec 18 2006 - 8:42am
>
> According to James Rutz, chairman of Megashift Ministries and
> founder-chairman of Open Church Ministries, "A devil food is turning our
> kids into homosexuals [1]." It seems Satan is lurking in... soy.
>
> Mr. Rutz claims that "Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in
> the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most
> of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality
> must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products."

Wow. This wouldn't look out of place in /The Onion/.
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Re: Satan, Soy and .... Shrinking Penises?         


Author: satyr
Date: Dec 19, 2006 22:22

On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:50:27 -0800, "Gandalf Grey"
infectedmail.com> wrote:
>Satan, Soy and...Shrinking Penises?
>
>By Mel Seesholtz
>Created Dec 18 2006 - 8:42am
>
>According to James Rutz, chairman of Megashift Ministries and
>founder-chairman of Open Church Ministries, "A devil food is turning our
>kids into homosexuals [1]." It seems Satan is lurking in... soy.
>
>Mr. Rutz claims that "Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in
>the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most
>of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality
>must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products."

Unfortunately for Mr. Rutz's theory, studies seem to show that
homosexuals have larger penises, not smaller.

http://www.springerlink.com/content/j517r35408304087/
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Re: Satan, Soy and .... Shrinking Penises?         


Author: mick white
Date: Dec 20, 2006 16:46

Gandalf Grey wrote:
> Satan, Soy and...Shrinking Penises?
>
> By Mel Seesholtz
> Created Dec 18 2006 - 8:42am
>
> According to James Rutz, chairman of Megashift Ministries and
> founder-chairman of Open Church Ministries, "A devil food is turning our
> kids into homosexuals [1]." It seems Satan is lurking in... soy.
>
> Mr. Rutz claims that "Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in
> the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most
> of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality
> must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products."
>

Professor Ian Rowland, from the University of Ulster said: "The
incidence and mortality rate of certain cancers such as colorectal and
prostate cancers, is much higher in Western countries than in the East.
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