Osama, we hardly knew ye!
By Ed Naha
Created Sep 26 2006 - 8:54am
Even in Bushzarro world, this last week has been a topsy-turvy one. Osama
bin Laden is dead. Or, not. We're winning in Iraq. Or, not. Bush and his
rebel Republicans have reached a compromise, preserving the Geneva
Conventions while interrogating vaguely defined detainees. Or, not. Pakistan
voluntarily joined us after 9/11 to fight the "Big Boy's War on Terror." Or,
not. Bush is the devil.

Anyhow, four out of those five statements are kind of squirrely.

First, let's address the elusive Osama's death. A French newspaper, "L'Est
Republicain," cited a memo from the French counter-espionage agency, DGSE,
sent to them by their Saudi equivalents, stating that Osama definitely
croaked last August because of "a severe bout of typhoid fever," or chiggers
or, maybe, a bad fall off a ladder whilst cleaning his cave's rain gutters.

Secretary of State Condi Rice, learning of the report, said she had "no
comment and no knowledge" of the information. And you know how good she is
in terms of intelligence.

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