Ben Tripp: 'Can't get no satisfaction'

Ben Tripp

We all know George W. Bush is a prick, and we know his people are the
biggest bunch of peckerwoods since Nixon assembled his cabinet. We know
furthermore that this cabal of venomous schweens have wrought more havoc in
the world, and done more damage at home in America, than any single American
administration since the South decided to secede. Even the commercial media
is beginning to take note of these undisputable facts. Pundits are lining up
to get on the earliest possible train out of Bushville, but that train left
before the World Trade Center fell. Anybody with access to good information
knew these people were planning to screw the world, long before they got out
the brace & bit. Apparently the media didn't have that access to good
information.

Or maybe the problem lies elsewhere. Maybe-- and you know this is a
rhetorical device, you know 'maybe' doesn't enter into the thing-- just
maybe the media didn't give a rat's rip about good information...