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  Re: Licking Paris Hilton's pussy cures cancer!         


Author: Bert Fannin
Date: Jul 6, 2008 19:53

On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:19:41 -0400, Gary L. Burnore
databasix.com> wrote:
>On 6 Jul 2008 20:06:36 +0200, Cyberiade.it Anonymous Remailer
> wrote:
>
>>This is not a joke. If you have cancer, you should lick Paris
>>Hilton's pussy and be cured.
>
>Makes sense. You'll die from all the STD's you'll get. Boom, no more
>cancer.
Well that's a comfort!
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  Re: Licking Paris Hilton's pussy cures cancer!         


Author: geoff
Date: Jul 6, 2008 17:16

In message , "The God of Odd Statements,
Henry Schmidt"
statements.like.yours.caballista.org> writes
>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:19:41 -0400, Gary L. Burnore did most oddly state:
>> On 6 Jul 2008 20:06:36 +0200, Cyberiade.it Anonymous Remailer
>> wrote:
>>
>>>This is not a joke. If you have cancer, you should lick Paris Hilton's
>>>pussy and be cured.
>>
>> Makes sense. You'll die from all the STD's you'll get. Boom, no more
>> cancer.
>
>Brilliant! But what does one do if one _is_ a Cancer?
>
Shall we put it into perspective ...

The chance of any of you saddos getting anywhere near Paris Hilton's
fanny (cunt - for you septics) is somewhere between zero and nothing

time to kill this thread methinks
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  Re: Licking Paris Hilton's pussy cures cancer!         


Author: The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
Date: Jul 6, 2008 16:57

On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:19:41 -0400, Gary L. Burnore did most oddly state:
> On 6 Jul 2008 20:06:36 +0200, Cyberiade.it Anonymous Remailer
> wrote:
>
>>This is not a joke. If you have cancer, you should lick Paris Hilton's
>>pussy and be cured.
>
> Makes sense. You'll die from all the STD's you'll get. Boom, no more
> cancer.

Brilliant! But what does one do if one _is_ a Cancer?

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; Chung Convict #28; Usenet Ruiner #5
Demon Lord of Confusion; Official Chung Demon; Top Asshole #3...
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  Re: Licking Paris Hilton's pussy cures cancer!         


Author: RR1402
Date: Jul 6, 2008 12:35

In article
Cyberiade.it Anonymous Remailer wrote:
>
> This is not a joke. If you have cancer, you should lick Paris
> Hilton's pussy and be cured.

You should get a life, loser.
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  Re: Licking Paris Hilton's pussy cures cancer!         


Author: Rudy Lacchin
Date: Jul 6, 2008 11:52

"Cyberiade.it Anonymous Remailer" wrote in
message news:f26d5d619ba57eed1f983aa4ce5141c9@remailer.cyberiade.it...
> This is not a joke. If you have cancer, you should lick Paris
> Hilton's pussy and be cured.

Not really sure which is worse...
--
R.
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  Re: July 2008 and Drunken Murderess Laura Varker has avoided arrest         


Author: Dubh Ghall
Date: Jul 6, 2008 08:41

On Sun, 6 Jul 2008 14:50:39 +0200 (CEST), "Non scrivetemi"
pboxmix.winstonsmith.info> wrote:
>They also say Varker was driving her mother's SUV on a Salt
>River tubing trip when she crossed a double yellow line, hit a
>car making a U-turn and flipped three times.
>But Varker has never been charged in the May 2007 death, and her
>attorneys insist she did not cause the accident. Until last
>month, when the case was transferred to North Mesa Justice Court
>on five misdemeanor charges, Varker had not been charged with
>any crimes at all.
>
>Instead, the Maricopa County Attorney's Office described Varker
>as a "victim" or "witness" in the case and charged the driver of
>the car she hit with nine felonies, including manslaughter and
>leaving the scene of a fatal accident.

Could it be that the police know something more than was in that report, which would
explain why she has not been charged?

You sound very vindictive: Were you driving the other car, perhaps?
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  Re: Brain dead fuck Rick Mather Kadaitcha Man         


Author: JanBen Hëlmüt
Date: Jul 6, 2008 06:42

On Sat, 5 Jul 2008 20:52:34 +0200, Meat Plow wrote
(in article <20l5el.ri.19.2@news.alt.net>):
> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:03 +0200, A Coward wrote:
>
>> Rick Mather[SLAP]
>
>
>> Bet you the basement dweller's mom will answer the telephone if you call.
>
> Aw poor baby. Did Kman give you a good old bitch-slappin?
>
> heh
>
>
>

And this is a bad thing?
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  Re: Brain dead fuck Rick Mather Kadaitcha Man         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Jul 5, 2008 18:11

Meat Plow, ye boil-brained vile benzonian, if thou dost marry, I'll give
thee this plague for thy dowry, be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as
snow, thou shall not escape calummy, ye brayed:
> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:03 +0200, A Coward wrote:
>
>> Rick Mather[SLAP]
>
>
>> Bet you the basement dweller's mom will answer the telephone if you call.
>
> Aw poor baby. Did Kman give you a good old bitch-slappin?
>
> heh

I believe he was just another one night stand.

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
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  Re: Brain dead fuck Rick Mather Kadaitcha Man         


Author: (¯`·.¸Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW¸.·´¯)
Date: Jul 5, 2008 18:00

All Hail Fluffy! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:52:34 -0400, Meat Plow whined:
> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:03 +0200, A Coward wrote:
>
>> Rick Mather[SLAP]
>
>> Bet you the basement dweller's mom will answer the telephone if you
>> call.
>
> Aw poor baby. Did Kman give you a good old bitch-slappin?
>
> heh

Hmmm. Jerry or krApPY, do you think?
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  The Revolution Has Already Started !!!         


Author: guerrillaresistance_1
Date: Jul 5, 2008 08:19

The Revolution Has Already Started !!!

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WE MUST RESIST TYRANNY

Sons of Liberty Militia
Tim Stine
312 S. Wyomissing Ave.
Shillington, Pa. 19607 U.S.A.
610-775-0497
sonsoflibertymilitia @ verizon.net
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