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What if humans had tails???         


Author: Gene Stonerly
Date: Jan 28, 2008 03:18

Let's say evolution did go a different way and we humans
did not lose our tails. Every human would look quite human,
but with a tail about as long as his legs.

Would that have changed human society?

Would humans have used their tails to strangle people?

Would humans have tortured other humans by torturing their tails?

What if humans had tails???
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Re: What if humans had tails???         


Author: Strange Creature
Date: Jan 28, 2008 05:08

On Jan 28, 3:18 am, Gene Stonerly yahoo.com> wrote:
> Let's say evolution did go a different way and we humans
> did not lose our tails. Every human would look quite human,
> but with a tail about as long as his legs.
>
> Would that have changed human society?
>
> Would humans have used their tails to strangle people?
>
> Would humans have tortured other humans by torturing their tails?
>
> What if humans had tails???

I tend to get the idea that the course
of human civilization has been for
a long time been severely modified
by geography and climate.
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Re: What if humans had tails???         


Author: David Johnson
Date: Jan 28, 2008 09:37

Gene Stonerly yahoo.com> wrote in news:f8951162-bea3-4477-
87ea-a673c4a8db33@q39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
> Let's say evolution did go a different way and we humans
> did not lose our tails. Every human would look quite human,
> but with a tail about as long as his legs.

So, apes would have tails too.
> Would that have changed human society?

Any change _that_ far back (and we're talking in the 20-30 mya range here)
would end up changing literally _all_ of history and _all_ of hominid
prehistory too. Changes could range from the extinction of humanity by now
- or never having come into being in the first place - up to a simple all
of history is different.
> Would humans have used their tails to strangle people?

No old-World primates (to my knowledge) have prehensile tails so no (unless
they use it as an attached rope...)
> Would humans have tortured other humans by torturing their tails?

Assuming they're sensitive, probably. Still, it's difficult to see them as
_more_ sensitive than a lot of places already on the human body, so it
would probably be just a small addition to the torture toolkit...
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Re: What if humans had tails???         


Author: Anthony Buckland
Date: Jan 28, 2008 10:28

"David Johnson" earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9A3361E132DADtrolleyfanearthlinkn@216.168.3.70...
> Gene Stonerly yahoo.com> wrote in news:f8951162-bea3-4477-
> 87ea-a673c4a8db33@q39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
>
>> Let's say evolution did go a different way and we humans
>> did not lose our tails. Every human would look quite human,
>> but with a tail about as long as his legs.
>
> So, apes would have tails too.
>
>> Would that have changed human society?
>
> Any change _that_ far back (and we're talking in the 20-30 mya range here)
> would end up changing literally _all_ of history and _all_ of hominid
> prehistory too. Changes could range from the extinction of humanity by now
> - or never having come into being in the first place - up to a simple...
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Re: What if humans had tails???         


Author: The Old Man
Date: Jan 28, 2008 12:23

On Jan 28, 6:18 am, Gene Stonerly yahoo.com> wrote:
> Let's say evolution did go a different way and we humans
> did not lose our tails. Every human would look quite human,
> but with a tail about as long as his legs.
>
> Would that have changed human society?
>
> Would humans have used their tails to strangle people?
>
> Would humans have tortured other humans by torturing their tails?
>
> What if humans had tails???

We'd probably get spammers on the InterNet with love-notes like "add 4
inches to the length of your tail and show your woman you're a REAL
man"......
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Re: What if humans had tails???         


Author: Tim
Date: Jan 28, 2008 19:45

On Jan 29, 12:18 am, Gene Stonerly yahoo.com> wrote:
> Let's say evolution did go a different way and we humans
> did not lose our tails. Every human would look quite human,
> but with a tail about as long as his legs.
>
> Would that have changed human society?
>
> Would humans have used their tails to strangle people?
>
> Would humans have tortured other humans by torturing their tails?
>
> What if humans had tails???

Makes trousers more complicated, particularly in colder regions of the
world...
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Re: What if humans had tails???         


Author: Phylos Mitzomnixai
Date: Jan 28, 2008 21:31

Gene Stonerly wrote:
> Let's say evolution did go a different way and we humans
> did not lose our tails. Every human would look quite human,
> but with a tail about as long as his legs.
>
> Would that have changed human society?
>
> Would humans have used their tails to strangle people?
>
> Would humans have tortured other humans by torturing their tails?
>
> What if humans had tails???

Tails on the human were replaced by the invention of Politics.
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Re: What if humans had tails???         


Author: Phylos Mitzomnixai
Date: Jan 28, 2008 21:34

funny.

Anthony Buckland wrote:
> "David Johnson" earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:Xns9A3361E132DADtrolleyfanearthlinkn@216.168.3.70...
>> Gene Stonerly yahoo.com> wrote in news:f8951162-bea3...
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Re: What if humans had tails???         


Author: Phylos Mitzomnixai
Date: Jan 28, 2008 21:36

You need to address this to Chet Culver, the Governor of
Iowa, who thinks his citizens do have tails he can jerk around!
I'm 100%% serious. (We have an idiot for Governor who
surpasses George Bush).

Yepper!

Gene Stonerly wrote:
> Let's say evolution did go a different way and we humans
> did not lose our tails. Every human would look quite human,
> but with a tail about as long as his legs.
>
> Would that have changed human society?
>
> Would humans have used their tails to strangle people?
>
> Would humans have tortured other humans by torturing their tails?
>
> What if humans had tails???
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Re: What if humans had tails???         


Author: Phylos Mitzomnixai
Date: Jan 28, 2008 21:38

This post is some kind of record for this group!
One of the all-time 10 top posts.

Gene Stonerly wrote:
> Let's say evolution did go a different way and we humans
> did not lose our tails. Every human would look quite human,
> but with a tail about as long as his legs.
>
> Would that have changed human society?
>
> Would humans have used their tails to strangle people?
>
> Would humans have tortured other humans by torturing their tails?
>
> What if humans had tails???
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