a good bloke
+++

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+++
?
'?'
+++

J:\MAY07~1\Art of Noise - Peter Gunn Theme.mp3

+++

i met this nice fella

+++

an aussie

+++

inventive and

utterly fearless

+++

and he said

+++

well i cant repeat it

or i'd have t kill u

+++

bein as i'm
in a secret service
that kills lots of ppl

+++

ah malcolm

+++

fuck man

+++

he's pushin fr

th g9 summit

+++

always swingin a larger cricket bat

+++

wants superpower status

but it opens a can of worms

+++

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+++
Oasis
'Wonderwall'
+++

th russians and th chinese

+++

we've cum to th table with somethn weird

th bastards are throwin it in their faces

+++

behind closed doors

+++

th abo's are listening

+++

putin is stickin it to em

+++

dont blame im

+++

howard is this close

to bein dragged in for an explanation

+++

WE ARE OCCUPIERS ARENT WE ?

+++

we keep gettin forgotten

+++

down under

"says u cunt"

+++

we have a little problem down under

australia and
indonesia

are this close

to open warfare

+++

th warships
wanderin th straight are

+++

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+++
Will Smith
'Girls Aint Nothing But Trouble'
+++

oh dear

+++

we're mad enough

+++

TAASS
has informed us

th yanks have asked johnny for a

pls explain

tell em to get fucked man

+++

for a change i'm
inth good books

bent over backwards

breakin th rules of time and space

to help th
toddlers

lost in th aussie bush

+++

th psychic diary

had a huge win

+++

even managed to tie in
th page three model
hot redhead

i'm dating

it;s all good

+++

her son had gone wlakabout
at th blues festival
at boradbeach

where we demo'd th

monoshcock unicycle

inth surf and

at th rock venue
in th crowd

her son

went walkabout and

i played minder

+++

th time cops will

slam me man

+++

they dont care i

got a huge karma fixup

for those two dumb cops i killed

+++

fcuk man

+++

i agree with terry

embrace our
australian

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+++
The Kinks
'Set Me Free'
+++

ness

luv u terry

+++

mrs irwin

+++

named her daughter

little one

in th native tongue

bindy

+++

i got a lady friend called bindy

a lady i call

pooh

+++

damn she;s cute

+++

when yr daughter
cums of age

i may have to kill
several thousand suitors

+++

just lettin ya kno

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+++
shakespears sister
'you're history'
+++

w

+++

incredible balance and
level headed as

can i wait till she;s

fifty

+++

i know i live till at least 400 and

my chequered past and
future

swim in my vision

+++

she so level headed

+++

i am th witchdoctor

my patience dont die

one day

i wont seem so old

+++

i'm not growing up very well

i blame th crystal balls syndrome

stuck in puberty forever

it seems

+++

my initials bein pp
i

fear th peter pan syndrome

i played trumpet

3 yrs

with another guy
with initals

pp

+++

life is weird

+++

i still luvin music dude
how about u

last saturday night
found me

bottom end
of th valley of guts

the fortitude valley

singin ont h street conrner

offending ppl and

twistin heads

lost in th groove

+++

rememeber ur trumpet teacher ?

jazz man

+++

so few rules

+++

i wont sing their lyrics

just their tags

+++

and wot cums t mind

th bitches dance and

ask me stupid questions

+++

how ya goin jess

wot she askin ya ?

+++

poor bastard

+++

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+++
Tism
'I'm On The Drug'
+++

paulie
appears to sing

when he appears
he is th

wizard

+++

sorry man

really

+++

he gettin too many dumb questions

big islander moari cross guyand

lovely muso

and way psychic

my appa logies

+++

u not th first

+++

i did song wit ya
four hrs

last sat night

+++

womble
lovely busker muso

fucked up freak

buggin shit outta me

ringin again

his ex

i'm sleepin in her bed

some weekends

+++

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+++
Metallica
'Metallica - Die Die My Darling'
+++

god no
i luv th bitch

she just

looks too much like

toni pearen

grab a photo

it;s worth it

+++

cant take er anywhere
th gay bitches all
squirm all over er

i can pick em

+++

i got eneugh lesbian friends

+++

meet this moari chick who wants to fuck me

+++

i'd do her with u

and throw in her boyfirend

they seem pretty mellow

yr boyfirend shied off last time

hasnt he changed since

+++

u fuckin blew us off last time cunt

i had to

+++

ah man

+++

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+++
Laurie Anderson
'Big Science'
+++

th hot redhead
who jumped on u

was th hottest fuck i;ve had in yrs

+++

she was in versace lady jane;s league

with a mirror on each end of th bed to boot

+++

even yr ex misssus
is scratchin her head over that one
damn she danced good

i still got er number

+++

me and y old yr lady at th time

dirty danced wi her

on th podium

for so long

guys came up to me in th street

askin how i did it

+++

if ya have t ask

catwoman pissed herself laughing

+++

two stacked redheads under my arm

both dripping

+++

confidence helps

+++

oh and
if ya can dance liek a chick

even though ry a guy and

speakin yr mind

it's all good

+++

back it up bitch

+++

spun his wheels

+++

and her boyfriends
andy girlfriend;s

and my other girlfriend;s

andmy othe girlfriends

i was busy

spun my boyfriend's wheels too

+++

pirate jenny
i'm not proud ok

+++

much didnt hit my diary

+++

i was livin in fiv ehosues and
started keepin a diary

adn immediatley move dinto
three houses

it was online

+++

morticia suspected but
kept her mouth shut

+++

it;s goin on 6 yrs

+++

damn surfers paradis eis pullin hard

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+++
28th Street Crew
'Cosmic Gate - Fire Wire'
+++

will ya go on a diet

and exercise regularly

and th same for yr girlfriend

willya also wear me fucin yr ex girlfriend and

these coupel ex girlfriends and
umm

maybe dom

+++

jeez

+++

wont sing wit ya otherwise

+++

best backing singer u ever had

i heard u skitin

+++

yr ex still skitin too

and dom

+++

couldnt keep his hand sof me at
his birthday party

i freaked

and his seven hange ron bitches

and his boyfriend

i still havent

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 01:16:45]
+++
Afroman
'Cause I Got High '
+++

gotten over it

+++

was too mcuh man
worse than those seven french chicks

knwo wot i mean

cmon wommmie

yr girlfriend luvs our tales

specially th true ones

+++

it was fuckin xmas eve
i been datin this chick two eeks and

we fucked off till four am

they were pretty

+++

suppsoed to be in at eleven

we'll be there

trust us

+++

chutzpah

she fucked me stupid

+++

this chick man
her husband

dragged her off me

on th lounge

her daughter chucked a spack

+++

i gave he rmy last name
th oen i was born with

7 french chicks and
w were th entertainment
msucial and
otherwise

and

they all changed tack

i understand just enough french

+++

hi man

+++

we were just talkin about my ancestor

th head inquisitor
of th french inquisition

we were havin an argumant and

i was apologising

+++

u are a very lucky man

+++

he sat between us most of th rest of th night

we were

scandalous

+++

th only chick
with a guy there

most of th night

i was fuckin swamped

umm

+++

shit

+++

here smoek this
we cum b

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 01:22:04]
+++
Cat Stevens
'Longer Boats'
+++

earing drugs

and

we supply th live entertainment

+++

wommie on guitar

wal on drums and

paulei on
vocals

we'll just pour

several more joints down his throat and
several more boruboans and
ask im to close is eyes

u'll see why

+++

several broadslides on th unicycle and

+++

th dynamic has changed

+++

they know more abotu me than i do

th bitches ar elaughin at me wal

u lived with that oen long enough
u understand u prick

cn read yr mind

+++

u played drums for that
acdc cover band

on tour oz wide

so long

+++

all these chicks

drippin off ya

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 01:25:19]
+++
Massive Attack
'What Your Soul Sings'
+++

tha fuckins ong u wrote was fuckin amazing u dickherad
i gonna punch yr fuckin head in

+++

wommei still spinnning

+++

u toured
oz wide wi wommie

+++

been i so many studios

wommie is screaming

u so far off th edge

wont lay wont

jam wont

fuckin get it together

stopped teaching
other drummers

i'm aghast

+++

fuck that song was

+++

i could hear wommies chick

crying

in th bedroom

+++

after we finished singin it wal
he offered her to me

+++

no shit

+++

i cried

+++

i did fall asleep in her arms

+++

and wommie was in th bed

+++

they patient wi me

+++

damn
i also sleepin yr ex's bed

+++

hot redhead
page three model

+++

hey wal

+++

umm

+++

somehow
i have to get th three of us

in a recording studio

again

and i'm pushin shit uphill

+++

wot francine said

+++

struck a chord

took me six yrs to understand

+++

wal looks like tarzan

+++

classic

mike th bike

+++

half th chicks i danced with
lusted after im

th chicks in is past
were stunning

and he cared less

+++

i slept on his floor

+++

wommie had a room at is unit

+++
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+++
Kanye West
'Golddigger Ft. Jamie Foxxx'
+++

fuckin sponge
his current bitch still whingin

+++

i'd sing with wommie all mnight and

sleep at th foot of his bed and

when we got up

wal would join us for a session and

a music jam

th jams were
special

+++

th bitches started hangin around

+++

catwmaon started fuckin womble
morticia started fuckin me

wal was runnin frm at least four that i know of

+++

we'd sit and compare notes

i got five mad bitches at th moment

all in luv wi me and

all mad as fuck

+++

noen of em'll share

+++

damn she'd ebe a hot bitch if she lost some weight

i know i;m a cunt

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 01:35:30]
+++
DJ Mike Llama
'Llama Whippin' Intro'
+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 01:35:41]
+++
?
'Come Back To Me'
+++

hmm

+++

i dunno wal

that song

tore all three of us

hearts out

and th threof us

havent performed it together yet

i still got th lyrics

+++

only thing is
u know me

i';d have t drag a hot bitch into th booth wi me

can wommie handle it

+++

i aint layin it down otherwise

+++

it's a fuckin love song
i aint singin it

less'n i got a bitch i luv

right in frnt of me

art

+++

u want er too

+++

when wommie was playin key board
and i had his bitch

in th girls dunnies
at th gigs

smokin joints

me and her

well

we both ahd it

+++

i wasnt his backing singer
not even harmonizer
he threw me forward

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 01:40:21]
+++
Jewel
'Jesus Loves You'
+++

shitstirring pigs

+++

while singing on street corners
do some htings ever change

i had a police chase after it
last sat night

ah wommie

+++

pls wal
yr th holdout

+++

really

+++

jenny wuld get there

+++

book th room

+++

sometimes
u knwo th song will never

hear th light of day

pity

+++

it made me cry

i heard gail cryin

+++

it was our
fifth attempt at it

wommie playin director

another cut man

ah fuck

+++

th voice is

ragged

+++

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+++
Romeo Void
'Never Say Never'
+++

my confidence that
i can hit those

high chick notes is

not there but

i'm pullin em

+++

fucks me

+++

my eyes closed i'm just
singin to th music

i'll deal wi ppl's reactions to it

after mny eyes are open

pls stop squeelin

singin to what i hear

+++

u only sayin u wanna fuck me

+++

just experience and

unrequited sex and drugs n rock nroll

only thousands of hours

that;s all

+++

but still
she claims she;s different

+++

ok

+++

if yr diary girl
isnt writin love songs to my left hand

i've lost my touch

+++

u'll forget th fact i've got a big dick

in time

+++

relax

+++

and try not to roll over

+++

if i dont marry u
i may not film u
takin it up th arse

while u ask for it

it;s a habit

+++

i'm tryn to kick it

+++

only twice so far

+++

umm

+++

fuck she still luvs me

i know why

+++

hi

tarz

+++

nice tits

+++

turn around
wanna see if yr asrse is up to scratch

ok i'll dance wi u

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 01:49:50]
+++
Budgie
'Nude Disintegrating Parachutis'
+++

she'd fall to pieces

my old amn taught me well

+++

back it up bitch

four other chicks

in line

to dance wi me

yr time long over

+++

always showed her special treatment

my girlfriend at th time
morticia

used to bitch

+++

where's paulei sloped off to ?

havin a joint in th girls dunnies with catwoman

he passes for a chick
th bouncers never ask

after seein im dance

th whoel floor confused

+++

even wi a beard

he just smiles as i walk thru th girls dunnie door

+++

doesnt knwo wot th fuck i am

usually at th time

neither do i

some of mien and catwoman;s tales are umm

+++

we did wot

+++

so have we actually slept together ?

u think one of us would know

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 01:54:03]
+++
Presidents of the united state
'We Are Not Going To Make IT'
+++

hmm

+++

i'm invited fr th weekend
even if th kids are coming

as usual

+++

hmm

+++

th girls got up th nxt morning and found us
both crashed on th lounge room floor

+++

th nxt morning

one got up and
brought th baby to us

both crashed on th couch

i woke up soem time later
with th yougn fella on my feet
on th floor

hi mate

+++

nxt

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 01:56:01]
+++
Gorillaz
'DARE'
+++

time i woke up in her bed

+++

our courtship has been slow

but exciting

+++

i have some things to do

a stepson
i need to take chasin skatebowls

and some household chores

saturday i hope

+++

kinda firm

makes me hard

+++

so um
u want me to play dad to this girl or wot

+++

fuckin taxi drivers

ya know i had a police chase overo ne

i cut off

last saturday night

before ya tld me

her old man

cuttin her off

+++

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+++
The Kinks
'Lola'
+++

hmmm

+++

umm

+++

i'm just bothered by th way she cuddles me ok

+++

like mother liek daughter

+++

they're too fuckin damn stunning
and know it

and magic

and know it and

cunning

+++

u bitch

+++

i luv er but

i call er shithead regular

+++

she answers her phoen with
hey you

she luvs me

+++

we hookup and

a weendend disappears

th vegetarian bitch
shouted me lamb roast lunch

last tiem we hooked up
she fuckin luvs me

+++

ah man

+++

i'll call u tomorrow

will have th house t myself

anythin is possible

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 02:04:19]
+++
The Kinks
'Shangri-La'
+++

cow

+++

shithead

+++

page three model

+++

temptress

+++

magic bitch wot txts me with

wot';s for breakfast

wehn i'm cookin
bacon and eggs for dinner

that freaked me

and yr daughters

and yr ex

and his girlfriend

+++

fcuk

+++

both mother and daughters
fellas

are goin inside

+++

and they;ve started livin toigtehr
off and on

again

she stayed a week and

+++

yeah alright

ya know wot th goth bitch told me

last tiem we talked

+++

fuckin ell

+++

well we could
she got a good enough body

+++

where was i ?

+++

wot's yr fuckin mother up to ?

+++

wots fuckin womble up to ?

+++

tht was a weird phone convo

+++

last night

+++

it'll cost u
th three of us

in th recording studio

u wont do it

+++

fuck th ads ad

+++

u wont get wal in there

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 02:09:46]
+++
Bjork
'Crying'
+++

Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 02:09:54]
+++
Garbage
'Queer'
+++

ya freaked im out

pirate jenny can live with it

u not th first

nor him
if truth be told

me and a lady friend

and another lady firend

explored possibilities one night

many wines

and bongs

+++

i dunno wommie

+++

if one of yr
step children
knocks on yr dorr

and asks for help

i know how u;ll react

same way i did

+++

one of us dude

+++

umm
she got her own attitude

u might be surprised

+++

i was

+++

get those leakie titties away frm me

+++

wot are ya tellin me dear ?

+++

first drugs u ever smoked wi yr mother

+++

thnk u for th honour

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 02:14:32]
+++
Do Re Mi
'Man Overboard'
+++

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+++
The Kinks
'Plastic Man'
+++

think i was jenny at th time
creatin a mellow mood

+++

lets go party wi th hot blonde nxt door

i'm incorrigble

but they both came

+++

we had fun

+++

jeez her sister is a bit hot isnt she

+++

thought she was gunna fuck th table

+++

is this th bbitch u were tellin me about >?

she'll do

u wanna dance wi th bitch >?

i'll sound er out

+++

well she wants to fuck u

+++

i'm pretty sure

+++

well umm

+++

she reckons she can dance

we both smiled

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 02:17:49]
+++
bob marley
'Bob Marley - No Woman No Cry'
+++

ok dear

+++

i wonder
wot catwoman shared
when i was racin her young fella up th hill

+++

after four hrs
all five of my bitches

would scream

they were fucked

and wanna be taken home

+++

catwoman
generally outlasted em

she saw many dawns

+++

only sabrina
and she owned a dance shop

+++

lived to dance

+++

once upon a time

+++

i'd sit with her father
and yack

fuck we got on

+++

cruise in with
abourbosn and

drugs and

two of my girlfirends

runnin after me

hey old timer

+++

drippin sand all over

th cleanin freaks floors and

care factor nill

+++

she luved me for it

+++

a trail of sand
thru th house

th fuckin unicycle man
hgas been here

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 02:21:56]
+++
Gorillaz
'DARE'
+++

facepaint
all over th bathroom
all over my couch

all over my bedroom and
bed and

i got bits on me

+++

morticia txted

he rbathroom also covered in facepaint and

catwoman and womble dropepd thru fr brunch

their bathroom covered in paint too

paulei got aroudn last night

+++

i rememeber dancin with u
and u goin hoem with morticia

and u and
catwmaon

shanghaing me
to go dancing again

+++

th rest is a blur

+++

paulei got up at dawn and
took catwoman hoem and

came back to bed

+++

th morning
we woke up

with minka

+++

hi

+++

wow

+++

paulei and sabrina and minka
ina bed

tryin to go to sleep

we were watchin big brother and

fuck we were out of it

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 02:26:10]
+++
Pink Floyd
'Echoes'
+++

i had
a lovely evening

th psyhcic bitch inside me

let down so many times i

fuck i was wet

+++

this bitch is so famous
every kiwi i meet

seems to know her

by her first name and

+++

well sabrina was stacked

+++

mortiucia wantedto fuck er again
just wouldnt share me

their sharing arrangement was weird

+++

i slept with
morticia
firday and saturday nightsand

wi sabrina sunday nights and

th odd weeknight

i;'d see morticia th odd weeknight

aand catwmaon

+++

and minka

+++

ad

+++

and th irish chick who said

as ya do

a lot

so hot

+++

fuck she was hot

+++

who was that hot blond morticia
ya played tennis with

+++

i see u

+++

th things we'd discuss

+++

i got caught naked

on morticia;s balcony

by so many of her girlfriends i

got a bit immune

i apologise

+++

more her doing than mine

i knwo u understand

+++

u were out last time i called
ya skinny
mad dancin bitch

one of morticias neighbours

we danced a lot

+++

unfinished business

+++

i dont think we told morticia

that sabrina and i

bedded minka

we were all a little hazy

+++

even my online diary at th time

clouded th fuck out of it

+++

wot did really happen

+++

i remember bein th first one to strip

and havin a shower

unusual in that crowd

+++

womble was convinced
th three of us had been fucking

+++

catwoman too
by th sound of it

+++

a psychic orgy was had

all three of us would admit that

but beyond that

+++

it would've seemed

shallow

i know we all got off

can still feel that buzz

+++

sabrina wanted two guys i wanted
two chicks

we played a lot

+++

sometimes we

+++

got lost

+++

how many tequilas did we drink wi that guy ?

+++

u and i both starte dwi
seven scotches and

i was jenny all night

+++

cow

+++

he was nicer than u were

+++

we shoudla dragged lea anne into yr bed

+++

we agreed about jess

didnt we ?

+++

dont crap me girl
i was yr warlock fr too long

you as gay as yr sister

+++

i danced wi u fr far too long

+++

we drove minka nuts

+++

and enjoyed it

+++

she took it worse than my testicles
which all three of us found funny

jeez morticia was good

+++

she dropped im off
in a drained condition

and jess bopped in th door
half an hour later

and had seen em
half an hour earlier at morticias

+++

just climbed out of bed

+++

ah fuck

+++

jess has tumbled into our relationship

found me in bed with sabrina

+++

i had a cup of coffe wi her
half an hour ago

at morticias

+++

i got two personalities and

u th only poerson ever

to ahve caught both

in bed with their girlfirend

in oen day

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and all three ochicks
studying
\counsellng and
psychilogy together

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we each had
a silver hatch

it was cute

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and when jess

wander into
sabrinas bedroom

oh dear

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that;s a mighty big hardon for a female personality
i was in it

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jess couldnt make head or tail out our relationship

none of us could either

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th thign was

th three of us

used t travel together
and go dancing together

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broke my heart

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it didnt work
it was never

goin to work

if morticia hadnt dropped me
and

sabrina and ihadnt taken up wi each other and

morticia hadnt dived back na nd

catwomand and womble and

ah man

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bail

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i bounced around houses like

a ping pong ball

ventually
i started a diary

help me man

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six yrs ago
this june 25

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i'm still datin this one

that oen will never go away
we arent talkin but

she'll never go away

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Jessica Simpson
'These Boots (Are Made For Walk'
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yeah but is she really fuckable

morticia would say

yes

but cause of her tits

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i can only handle so much stupidity

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take to trippin th bitch for laughs

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if she couldnt talk

she;d be a fourteen

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maybe if she just said less

no chick shit

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a thirteen

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just take yr clothes off and stand over there

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more drugs over here...

nice tits

i agree wi morticia

have to use my ex

th head witch's

luv of breats

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i'm a pirate

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luv ya;s hard

.
.
.

pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.

could she be

she who sits in puddles

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i know it;s a hot blonde

th fun is in searching

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RadioHead
'Everything in it's Right Place'
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