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Author: Napoleon Blownapart
Date: Jul 10, 2008 18:15

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Author: ZÿRiX
Date: Jul 10, 2008 16:28

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  Ode to Necrophilia         


Author: curmudgeon
Date: Jul 10, 2008 15:18

I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They'd pile all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and fuck the dead

'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead

Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red

'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead

And I don't even care how she died...
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don't scream and they don't moan
Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares
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  Re: Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies         


Author: BuZZard
Date: Jul 10, 2008 13:36

"Meat Plow" petitmorte.net> wrote in message
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http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_states_have_necrophilia_laws

personally, i like dead bodies....tasty

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  Re: Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies         


Author: ThePsyko
Date: Jul 10, 2008 13:05

On 10 Jul 2008 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BuZZard cry out in news:g55rse$kb2$1@aioe.org...
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  Re: Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies         


Author: needles
Date: Jul 10, 2008 11:53

Let me see if I have this right.
Only *20* US states outlaw "NECROPHILIA"
But in *30* US states it is not a crime!
I have to ask in which states is it allowed,
the so called Blue states or is it the Red states?
Might be interesting to see which US states
are Pro Necrophilia and which are Anti Necrophilia.

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  100 year old quote and philosophy         


Author: curmudgeon
Date: Jul 10, 2008 11:15

"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to
time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."

*Oscar Wilde* 1854 - 1900

This reminds me of a "Zen Koan" people would tell me long ago. The
idea was that we each learn and cannot be taught. No one teach but
only points the way and we learn it on our own.

There is a Zen teaching story that speaks of not mistaking a finger
that points to the moon for the moon itself.

http://www.eheart.com/BOOKS/fingers.html

Zen Buddhist koan to ward off the student from the fallacy of worship.

It likens the Buddha to a finger pointing at the Moon. The student can
either concentrate on the finger (i.e., worship the Buddha), or look
at the Moon (i.e., study what the Buddha taught).

Naturally, you can substitute any religious, spiritual, philosophical,
political (etc) leader, founder, teacher (etc) for the Buddha.

For example, I have heard a Zen master describe the difference between
Christians and Buddhists using this koan, when he said, "Both Christ
and the Buddha were a finger pointing at the Moon. But Christians look
at the finger, while Buddhists look at the Moon."
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  Re: Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies         


Author: curmudgeon
Date: Jul 10, 2008 10:59

Could make for CSI or Law Order TV show.
Or even Ghost Whisper or Medium TV program.
Or my personnel favorite Dead Zone meets Sex in the City.

*curmudgeon*
"The best read illiterate in the country"

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  Re: Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies         


Author: Uncle Monster
Date: Jul 10, 2008 10:53

Meat Plow wrote:
I wonder, is that what a "dead fuck" is?

[8~{} Uncle Monster
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  Re: Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies         


Author: PerfectReign
Date: Jul 10, 2008 10:53

Meat Plow turned on the Etch-A-Sketch and wrote:
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Good thing they didn't ban sex with squirrels.

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