At O'hare International Airport we heard
a message repeated every few minutes in
english and spanish. "Homeland Security
has raised the threat level to orange..."
I was juat glad they hadn't raised it to banana.

"Keynes" earthlinkspam.net> wrote in message
news:p85jt35fecuhvjpnlvd1klq0b1kamqqb77@4ax.com...

You must have missed the punchline that actually says "Orange you glad I
didn't say banana?"

Wait that's backwards or something :-P

Keynes wrote:

What they were really saying is, "Give up your liberty, give up your
liberty...or the terrorists will get you".

Best wishes
Kirsten

Edgar wrote:

In article <1205488803.28533.0@proxy00.news.clara.net>,
kirsten@nospamplease.org.uk says...

I have this pair of sunglasses that make me see things
like "OBEY", "NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT" and "MONEY IS YOUR
GOD" on billboards, in newspapers, and all kinds of places.
They give me a headache if I wear them too long.

So I don't wear them.

Love writes: