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Author: QayamQayam Date: Jan 28, 2007 01:28
Y A O H Ć S H U A
FACTS SHOCKING BUT TRUE!
1. The real, original and genuine Name of our Creator in the
original Hebrew Holy Scriptures is 'YAO-HOO' and that of the
genuine Messiah is 'YAO-HOO-SHUA.'
(accented on the syllable 'hoo')
2. Salvation is found in nobody else for there is no other
name under heaven given to men for salvation except:
'YAOHĆSHUA' - Acts 4:12, Holy Scriptures.
3. Whoever calls upon the Name of 'YAOHĆSHUA' shall be saved
from all the curses and penalties of sin, such as poverty,
diseases, failures, bankruptcies, losses, earthquakes, wars,
frustrations, AIDS, torment, insanity, family breakdowns,
rebellions, divorces, tragedies, natural catastrophes,
violence, death and hell - Deuteronomy 28, Holy Scriptures.
4. All have sinned and come short of the glory of YĆOHU UL,
the Holy One of Israel; and the wages of sin is death. That's
why unless a person is spiritually REBORN, he cannot enter
the Kingdom of YĆOHU UL! - John 3:3, Holy Scriptures.
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Author: Stavros of PurshitlandStavros of Purshitland Date: Jan 28, 2007 06:46
Stavros has a circumcised retractable penis. he is both Christ like and
Buddha like.
Come shit wth me and find nivianna in you own bathroom.
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Author: Lee RudolphLee Rudolph Date: Jan 28, 2007 07:04
"Stavros of Purshitland" removemybra.comcast.net> writes:
>Stavros has a circumcised retractable penis. he is both Christ like and
>Buddha like.
Does that make him iguana-like?
Lee Rudolph
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Author: ShelShokTShelShokT Date: Jan 28, 2007 07:57
> "Stavros of Purshitland" removemybra.comcast.net> writes:
>>>Stavros has a circumcised retractable penis. he is both Christ like and
>>Buddha like.
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> Does that make him iguana-like?
I think the term is "iguana liker".
Wally
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Author: buddhapestbuddhapest Date: Jan 28, 2007 08:11
"ShelShokT" yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:mamdndpSr8h7WiHYnZ2dnUVZ_h-vnZ2d@bright.net...>
> "Lee Rudolph" panix.com> wrote in message
> news:epie15$ej5$1@panix2.panix.com...>> "Stavros of Purshitland" removemybra.comcast.net> writes:
>>>>>Stavros has a circumcised retractable penis. he is both Christ like and
>>>Buddha like.
>>
>> Does that make him iguana-like?
>
> I think the term is "iguana liker".
is that liker or licker? maybe he's getting
that psychedelic experience that those
frog lickers enjoy.
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Author: Lee RudolphLee Rudolph Date: Jan 28, 2007 08:31
"ShelShokT" yahoo.com> writes:
>"Lee Rudolph" panix.com> wrote in message
>news:epie15$ej5$1@panix2.panix.com...>> "Stavros of Purshitland" removemybra.comcast.net> writes:
>>>>>Stavros has a circumcised retractable penis. he is both Christ like and
>>>Buddha like.
>>
>> Does that make him iguana-like?
>
>I think the term is "iguana liker".
Wow. I've heard of tequilas with, like, a *worm* in the bottle.
But a pickled lizard would be something else!
Lee Rudolph
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Author: KeynesKeynes Date: Jan 28, 2007 11:40
On 28 Jan 2007 10:04:05 -0500, lrudolph@ panix.com (Lee Rudolph) wrote:
>"Stavros of Purshitland" removemybra.comcast.net> writes:
>>>Stavros has a circumcised retractable penis. he is both Christ like and
>>Buddha like.
>
>Does that make him iguana-like?
>
>Lee Rudolph
Any religion that grants you two penises
has got to be a winner. Or a perpetual
penis even. Viagraism?
"Oh Great Priapus, deliver me a perpetual woody. Amen."
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Author: KeynesKeynes Date: Jan 28, 2007 11:41
On 28 Jan 2007 11:31:03 -0500, lrudolph@ panix.com (Lee Rudolph) wrote:
>"ShelShokT" yahoo.com> writes:
>
>>>"Lee Rudolph" panix.com> wrote in message
>>news:epie15$ej5$1@panix2.panix.com...>>> "Stavros of Purshitland" removemybra.comcast.net> writes:
>>>>>>>Stavros has a circumcised retractable penis. he is both Christ like and
>>>>Buddha like.
>>>
>>> Does that make him iguana-like?
>>
>>I think the term is "iguana liker".
>
>Wow. I've heard of tequilas with, like, a *worm* in the bottle.
>But a pickled lizard would be something else!
>
>Lee Rudolph
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Author: AliAli Date: Jan 28, 2007 18:33
On Sun, 28 Jan 2007 13:40:10 -0600, Keynes earthlinkspam.net>
wrote:
>On 28 Jan 2007 10:04:05 -0500, lrudolph@ panix.com (Lee Rudolph) wrote:
> >>"Stavros of Purshitland" removemybra.comcast.net> writes:
>>>>>Stavros has a circumcised retractable penis. he is both Christ like and
>>>Buddha like.
>>
>>Does that make him iguana-like?
>>
>>Lee Rudolph
>
>Any religion that grants you two penises
>has got to be a winner. Or a perpetual
>penis even. Viagraism?
If it's a real religion, it'll make you cut one off- your choice
which.
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