"Phildo" phildo.net> wrote in message
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A couple of more to add;

* Clogging the mic grill with lipstick - $25
* Asking for reverb in the monitors - $25
* Having a hot body and covering it all up - $10
* Not even trying to sleep with sound man - $50
* 80 lbs overweight and wearing spandex mini-skirt - $500

Mike