Chick Singer Fines -

listed below are frequently committed crimes & misdemeanours and
the
recommended fines

Setting her purse on top of grand piano - $35
Asking the Fender Bass player to play arco - $75
Carrying charts in a Fendi bag - $200
Using a cart with wheels for...

"Phildo" phildo.net> wrote in message
news:6981gjF320568U3@mid.individual.net...

A couple of more to add;

* Clogging the mic grill with lipstick - $25
* Asking for reverb in the monitors - $25
* Having a hot body and covering it all up - $10
* Not even trying to sleep with sound man - $50
* 80 lbs overweight and wearing spandex mini-skirt - $500

Mike

Holds mic by navel cuz that's how they do it on TV and complains that she
isn't loud enough. double the rate.

Demands the mic be painted to compliment her nail polish. - cost of new mic

Whines that the lights are too bright then whines that people cant see her.
no fine.... thats the LDs problem.

In article ,
"Mike Miller" SPAMmchsi.com> wrote:

Replacing C535 grill because lipstick took off the paint and destroyed
the foam liner: $165.

And they ingest that stuff...

-Jay

Jay Kadis wrote:

Not only that, they expect us to put our mouths on it....

jak