MINNESOTA PROF PLEDGES TO DESECRATE EUCHARIST

July 10, 2008

Paul Zachary Myers, a professor at the University of Minnesota Morris,
has pledged to desecrate the Eucharist. He is responding to what
happened recently at the University of Central Florida when a student
walked out of Mass with the Host, holding it hostage for several days.
Myers was angry at the Catholic League for criticizing the student. His
post can be accessed from his faculty page on the university=3Fs website.

Here is an excerpt of his July 8 post, =3FIt=3Fs a Frackin=3F Cracker!=3F:

=3FCan anyone out there score me some consecrated communion wafers?=3F Myers
continued by saying, =3Fif any of you would be willing to do what it takes
to get me some, or even one, and mail it to me, I=3Fll show you sacrilege,
gladly, and with much fanfare. I won=3Ft be tempted to hold it hostage
(no, not even if I have a choice between returning the Eucharist and
watching Bill Donohue kick the pope in the balls, which would apparently
be a more humane act than desecrating a goddamned cracker), but will
instead treat it with profound disrespect and heinous cracker abuse, all
photographed and presented here on the web.=3F

Catholic League president Bill Donohue responded as follows:

On Jul 12, 7:55 pm, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert Thomas Alouisious
Chatterton, The African Explorer chatter...@jackanapes.ws> wrote:

In article news.alt.net>, Ensign Lord Admiral
Robert Thomas Alouisious Chatterton, The African Explorer
wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, ?R. L. Measures spake thusly...

Yes indeed! I'm kicking myself in the ass for not thinking of it myself.

--
Sincerely,

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell spake thusly...

In article news.alt.net>, Ensign Lord Admiral
Robert Thomas Alouisious Chatterton, The African Explorer
wrote:

On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:54:20 -0700 (PDT), Father Haskell
yahoo.com> wrote:

In article <4fem74h1o1k5ur86mqgp07n4i41b7sev64@4ax.com>, duke
cox.net> wrote:

On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:12:30 -0700, 2@vc.net (•R. L. Measures) wrote:

I know.

Actually, the thing I know about ritual cannibalism, and that's not much, is
that it probably proceeded offering of nubile virgins to one's (g)od.

duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****

On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:12:30 -0700, 2@vc.net (•R. L. Measures) wrote: