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'Body Of Christ' Snatched From Church, Held Hostage By UCF Student - News Story - WFTV Orlando         


Author: Ensign Lord Admiral Robert T. Chatterton
Date: Jul 10, 2008 23:42

Guy takes magic cracker. People threaten to kill him or at least send
him to hell.

http://www.wftv.com/news/16798008/detail.html

...but wait, there's more:

Guy frightened by death threats returns magic cracker; church assholes
say it's a hate crime!

http://www.wftv.com/news/16806050/detail.html

P Z Myers says it's just a goddamn cracker!

http://tinyurl.com/5kuum7

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Ensign Lord Admiral Robert T. Chatterton,
- the Queen's Master of the High and Salty Seas
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Re: 'Body Of Christ' Snatched From Church, Held Hostage By UCF Student - News Story - WFTV Orlando         


Author: Velvet Elvis
Date: Jul 11, 2008 15:16

On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:42:40 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert T. Chatterton
wrote:
>
>Guy takes magic cracker. People threaten to kill him or at least send
>him to hell.
>
> http://www.wftv.com/news/16798008/detail.html
>
>...but wait, there's more:
>
>Guy frightened by death threats returns magic cracker; church assholes
>say it's a hate crime!
>
> http://www.wftv.com/news/16806050/detail.html
>
>
>P Z Myers says it's just a goddamn cracker!
>
> http://tinyurl.com/5kuum7
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Re: 'Body Of Christ' Snatched From Church, Held Hostage By UCF Student - News Story - WFTV Orlando         


Author: Father Haskell
Date: Jul 11, 2008 23:16

On Jul 11, 6:16 pm, Velvet Elvis noplace.org> wrote:
> On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:42:40 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert T. Chatterton
>
>
>
> wrote:
>
>>Guy takes magic cracker. People threaten to kill him or at least send
>>him to hell.
>
>
>>...but wait, there's more:
>
>>Guy frightened by death threats returns magic cracker; church assholes
>>say it's a hate crime!
>
>
>>P Z Myers says it's just a goddamn cracker! ...
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Re: 'Body Of Christ' Snatched From Church, Held Hostage By UCF Student - News Story - WFTV Orlando         


Author: Ensign Lord Admiral Robert Thomas Alouisious Chatterton, The African Explorer
Date: Jul 12, 2008 13:45

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell spake thusly...
> On Jul 11, 6:16 pm, Velvet Elvis noplace.org> wrote:
>> On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:42:40 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert T. Chatterton
>>
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Re: 'Body Of Christ' Snatched From Church, Held Hostage By UCF Student - News Story - WFTV Orlando         


Author: Velvet Elvis
Date: Jul 12, 2008 15:31

On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 16:45:06 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert Thomas
Alouisious Chatterton, The African Explorer
wrote:
>
>In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell spake thusly...
>
>> On Jul 11, 6:16 pm, Velvet Elvis noplace.org> wrote:
>>> On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:42:40 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert T. Chatterton...
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Re: 'Body Of Christ' Snatched From Church, Held Hostage By UCF Student - News Story - WFTV Orlando         


Author: Ensign Lord Admiral Robert Thomas Alouisious Chatterton, The African Explorer
Date: Jul 12, 2008 16:52

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, The Admiral hailed us with...
>
> Guy takes magic cracker. People threaten to kill him or at least send
> him to hell.
>
> http://www.wftv.com/news/16798008/detail.html
>
> ...but wait, there's more:
>
> Guy frightened by death threats returns magic cracker; church assholes
> say it's a hate crime!
>
> http://www.wftv.com/news/16806050/detail.html
>
>
> P Z Myers says it's just a goddamn cracker!
>
> http://tinyurl.com/5kuum7

More on the Cracker Debacle...
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Re: 'Body Of Christ' Snatched From Church, Held Hostage By UCF Student - News Story - WFTV Orlando         


Author: Father Haskell
Date: Jul 12, 2008 17:58

On Jul 12, 4:45 pm, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert Thomas Alouisious
Chatterton, The African Explorer chatter...@jackanapes.ws> wrote:
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell spake thusly...
>
>
>
>> On Jul 11, 6:16 pm, Velvet Elvis noplace.org> wrote:
>>> On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:42:40 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert T. Chatterton
>
>>> wrote:
>
>>>>Guy takes magic cracker. People threaten to kill him or at least send
>>>>him to hell.
>
>
>>>>...but wait, there's more:
>
>>>>Guy frightened by death threats returns magic cracker; church assholes ...
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Re: 'Body Of Christ' Snatched From Church, Held Hostage By UCF Student - News Story - WFTV Orlando         


Author: John Secker
Date: Jul 18, 2008 11:25

In message news.alt.net>, Ensign Lord
Admiral Robert Thomas Alouisious Chatterton
>It is hard to think of anything more vile than to intentionally
>desecrate the Body of Christ. We look to those who have oversight
>responsibility to act quickly and decisively.=3F
>
>
Hmm. "It's hard to think of anything more vile than desecrating a
biscuit"? Maybe to a warped mind, but I can easily think of very many
"more vile" acts - sodomising thousands of under-age choirboys, for
example.
--
John Secker
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Re: 'Body Of Christ' Snatched From Church, Held Hostage By UCF Student - News Story - WFTV Orlando         


Author: St. Jackanapes
Date: Jul 18, 2008 19:56

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, John Secker pulled their finger from a drippy
orifice and typed...
> In message news.alt.net>, Ensign Lord
> Admiral Robert Thomas Alouisious Chatterton
>>It is hard to think of anything more vile than to intentionally
>>desecrate the Body of Christ. We look to those who have oversight
>>responsibility to act quickly and decisively.=3F
>>
>>
> Hmm. "It's hard to think of anything more vile than desecrating a
> biscuit"? Maybe to a warped mind, but I can easily think of very many
> "more vile" acts - sodomising thousands of under-age choirboys, for
> example.

Where was the Church's outrage when it's own people were screwing
children?
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