"St. Jackanapes"
hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.21c41e56454a16ea989697@news.alt.net...>>>
>>> Do tell!
>>
>> what could I possibly tell about Sal's problems that he couldn't tell
>> better
>> himself?
>
> Sal is a girl.
Will he be bumbling around
>Short for Sally. And I wasn't asking about Sal. But of
> course you knew that - that's why you dodged my inquiry.
thank you for that correction
I thought it was short for Salvatore
which kind of makes more sense in a goddish titled group with a subject line
about notgod
I mean you have a goddish kind of name in a goddish titled group with a
subject line about notgod
why shouldn't he
>
> I'll ask you more pointedly this time. If Sal's horrible situation was
> so terrible, and you think that what you've underwent is a heck of a lot
> worse, tell me about it.
Boy you extend some sympathy and you get called on it.
I don't know, I got stuck in the elevator a few times this week. I suspect
that's not nearly as bad as what Sal has had to tolerate
>I'd love to hear about it. I'm a very sensitive
> guy with a big shoulder. Cry away.
>
I' m not that tall
>> I haven't any real internet access and pretty much everything people send
>> me
>> gets blocked these days,
>
> So you have no *real* Internet access, that means that all you have is
> fake Internet access. No wonder nothing is getting through.
You GOT it
>
>> so I can't tell in advance if it's going to be a
>> briliant joke or just another download bombout
>
> I'm not into jokes. I prefer original off the cuff ad-lib stuff. I find
> that jokes are too static and stale. I'm sorry.
>
>>>> "These days electric vehicle is designed in two ways those are Battery
>>>> Electric Vehicles and Hybrid vehicles. Battery Electric Vehicles
>>>> covert
>>>> chemical energy to electrical energy in batteries; whereas Hybrid
>>>> vehicles,
>>>> which convert chemical energy to electrical energy via an internal
>>>> combustion engine and a generator. However, there is another less
>>>> established form of electric vehicle which is the 'plug-in hybrid'.
>>>> This
>>>> 'plug-in hybrid' attempts to combine the benefits of both these
>>>> designs
>>>> and
>>>> allows the moderate capacity batteries of a hybrid vehicle to be
>>>> recharged
>>>> not only from the internal combustion engine and
>>>> generator."--
http://westerjpncslm.blogspot.com/2007/12/electric-vehicles.html>>>
>>> Uh?
>>>
>> I am not sure what your question is.
>
> It was pretty simple and to the point, I thought. I'm sorry that it was
> too cerebral and went right over your noggin. Maybe I should have asked
> "WTF?" instead? Would that have made more sense to you?
I don't know anyone with those initials
>
>
>> My uncle who died about 2 years ago,
>
> I'm sorry to hear that. Did you kill him?
I was in DC and he was in Vegas, so I doubt it and that's an uncle I wished
didn't die
Wait, he was my only actual uncle.
Either way, I really liked him
>
>> his name was Uncle Honey, but we used to call him UH for short. What
>> would
>> you like to know about him?
>
> When Uncle Horny babysat for your parents, did he come into your bedroom
> at night and play the "Hide the Sausage" game with you?
my parents didn't need babysitting that I know of
>
>> i wrote to my aunt to tell her that I wanted to say hi over the phone on
>> the
>> anniversary of uh's death, but that I didn't have a phone.
>
> You could have stolen one.
there aren't any to steal in my apartment
>
>> Which was true.
>
> Liar.
----- Original Message -----
From: "marika"
mail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.atixzuwe.mi.us,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 10:12 PM
Subject: penance
>I had to change to a different phone company becaus verizon wanted 200
> dollars on top of regular charges to turn on my jacks. So I switched. I
> haven't had the # long.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Also, as I have previously threatened and was actually the case yesterday.
> I don't stay home much. DC has so much to do. I was in the Pentagon area
> yesterday enjoying a meal with colleagues. Didn't get home til after 10.
>
>
>
> mk5000
>
>
>
>
>
> ".press the flesh and riceto palate with tongue to meltwith warm
> wasabi.barbecued
> eel andsweet avocado minglein tastebud tangos.eyes closed, head
> tilted,close-mouthed smiles giving birth tobreathy sighs and moans.cleanse
> the tongue with hotgreen tea and pickled ginger,then dive in for
> more."--big
> poppa e
>
>
>> and didn't have. as usual, it's about her. I sent her the # she needs
>> me
>> she can find me. otherwise I know she's not dead because i keep getting
>> spam
>
> Do you eat your Spam with mustard and American cheese?
I've never tried it that way is it good?
>
>
>> Since you opened the post, I figured I could and after I read it, I did
>> the
>> usual joke analysis
>>
>> 1. it coulda been funny if you didn't set it up with this is dumb
>
> Dumb what?
dumb as in dumb
>
>> 2. it's kind of an old vaudeville joke anyway, ba dum bump etc
>
> My life is an old vaudeville joke. Just look at me.
can't see you. I don't have a real internet
>
>> 3. I will spend the next hour or so trying to figure out why a coffin is
>> bumping down a sidewalk, there's no discussion of the grade of the
>> sidewalk,
>> so I have to imagine the guy was probably climbing up the road to St
>> Basils'
>> grade school and the coffin probably flew out of the back of some hearse
>> at
>> the chapel.
>
> It's ok, they'll both get where they're going in the end. They always
> do.
>
>> 4. Why don't jokes ever tell you that type of info. That would make it
>> less dumb
>
> No.
>
>> 5. I can just imagine that my aunt to whom I have sent this opened it
>> read,
>> laughed, and then the coffin started
>
> If she quit smoking she wouldn't need to be coffin to her coffin.
She quit about 15 years ago. It didn't help
Old people do have respiratory problems in spite of smoking
>
>> 6. followed by the usual urinary incontinence
>
> I was going to inquire about that but though better of it.
think again
>
>> 7. and then a trip to cvs to buy diapers and more anticoffin syrup
>>
>> 8. the end
>
> You can pull you pants up now.
I'm not wearing any.
This is a fake internet
nobody wears pants on the fake internet
and I wear skirts
>
>> "Yesterday I was browsing the titles at the annual Brisbane book fair,
>> and I
>> couldn't help noticing that someone had actually written a 'companion
>> guide'
>> to the Beauty trilogy. I will ask you now what I asked my girlfriend
>> then.
>> What the hell for? They're not THAT complicated. Sleeping Beauty is woken
>> up
>> by a sex freak and then gets spanked a lot. Look not for hidden meanings
>> in
>> Beauty's ravaged maidenhood -
>> \"--
http://mazzie-may.livejournal.com/21308.html>
> A ravaged maidenhead is nothing more than another ruined piece of fruit.
>
