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Author: dukeduke Date: Mar 18, 2008 09:04
My halo is too tight.
Advice, please.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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Author: EnkiduEnkidu Date: Mar 18, 2008 09:20
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> My halo is too tight.
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> Advice, please.
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> duke, American-American
> *****
> "The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
> Pope Paul VI
> *****
>
If this were really Dook, I'd remind him of the trouble Catholic priest
have gotten their church into by sticking their cocks into every little
hole they can find.
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Date: Mar 18, 2008 09:20
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> My halo is too tight.
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> Advice, please.
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> duke, American-American
> *****
> "The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
> Pope Paul VI
> *****
>
Pull it down around your neck
--
Support the Constitution
Support the troops ....
... not the leaders
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Author: John LockeJohn Locke Date: Mar 18, 2008 09:58
On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:04:05 GMT, duke cocks.net> wrote:
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> My halo is too tight.
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> Advice, please.
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That's because its wrapped around around your ass from
using it as a toilet seat lid.
"It is far better to grasp the Universe
as it really is than to persist in delusion,
however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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Author: Brian E. ClarkBrian E. Clark Date: Mar 18, 2008 10:52
> My halo is too tight.
> Advice, please.
Uh Duke, that's a condom, not a halo, and you're
positioning it on the wrong part of your body.
(We can thank your church for preventing you from
getting the sex ed you needed...)
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Brian E. Clark
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Author: The Chief InstigatorThe Chief Instigator Date: Mar 18, 2008 11:14
On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:04:05 GMT, duke cocks.net> wrote:
> My halo is too tight.
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> Advice, please.
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> duke, American-American
Your fantasy, your problem...and your forgery.
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@ io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2007-08 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: Quad City 4, Houston 2 (March 17)
NEXT GAME: Wednesday, March 19 vs. Quad City, 7:05
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Date: Mar 18, 2008 12:41
duke wrote:
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> My halo is too tight.
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> Advice, please.
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> duke, American-American
> *****
> "The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
> Pope Paul VI
> *****
That's what you get from keeping your head up your ass.
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Author: John Q. CitizenJohn Q. Citizen Date: Mar 18, 2008 12:50
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>> My halo is too tight.
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>> Advice, please.
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>> duke, American-American
>> *****
CORRECTION: "The Mass murder of heretics is the most perfect form of Fun."
>> Pope Paul VI
>> *****
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> That's what you get from keeping your head up your ass.
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Author: Elf M. SternbergElf M. Sternberg Date: Mar 18, 2008 13:19
> My halo is too tight.
Wash in warm water. Let it shrink. Eventually, your skull
will collapse and you won't care anymore. Neither shall we.
Elf
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Elf M. Sternberg, Immanentizing the Eschaton since 1988
http://www.pendorwright.com/
Elf's latest stories are available in paperback! Buy
the genderbending novel _Sterlings_, available
now from http://stores.lulu.com/elfsternberg
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Author: dukeduke Date: Mar 18, 2008 13:21
On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:41:17 GMT, captdan@ aol.com wrote:
>duke wrote:
>> My halo is too tight.
>> Advice, please.
>That's what you get from keeping your head up your ass.
I can't get in - your's is in the way.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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