>It lit up the sky like the shiny ball of a full moon rising
>it made screeching sounds and noises the were simply amazing.
>Chuck De Bohner stopped a-humping and looked up in total surprise
>he saw the...

> It lit up the sky like the shiny ball of a full moon rising
> it made screeching sounds and noises the were simply amazing.
> Chuck De Bohner stopped a-humping and looked up in total surprise
> he saw the strage object and the look of horror crept into his eyes.
>
> Many years ago he escaped from the loony bin of the Pleiades,
> Hitched a ride to Earth where the sought a prolonged hiatus
> Since he was dumb and ugly the ladies wouldn't him sow his oats,
> he thus befriended and became the lover of the lonely mountain goats.
>
> It came out of the sky and it landed just a little south of Bern.
> Chuckweasel fell off his goat and just couldn't believe his eyes.
> He laid on the ground and shook and twitched a-fearin' for his life.
> Then he began screamin' "They're here to get me, they came out of the sky."
>
> Billy Maier told the press that the Aliens visited him every fortnight
> and Erich von Daeniken said that Billy was a loon who lied outright.
> He said they've come to take the Chuckweasel and not to bury the hatchet
> to take him back to the Pleiades to face the wrath of Nurse named Cratchett. ...