> myshitisfromgod wrote:
>>> myshitisfromgod wrote:
>>>> Step right up, folks, and witness the show of a lifetime!! Don't miss
>>>> a single moment while grown men and women battle it out without ever
>>>> meeting eachother in person.
>>> Called "the communion of the saints," it takes place in print,
>>> abolishing routine bounds of space, time, and being.
>>> If youda had a language, youda knowed that.
>>> (Don't feel bad. If the Pope had a language, /heda/ knowed that.)
>> i suppose i feel honored that i'm getting this much attention from
>> "uncle" hammes.
>> however, i've read posts posted in the last months and i notice a common
>> allot of critisism, banter and fun at the expense of hapless victims.
> Hap ("luck," to you) has absolutely nothing to do with my targets' lining
> up for target practice every night.
> -- Many of them from froups /I/ do not ever subscribe to.
> (d00d, not even /flies/ do that, and I use 'em for target practice even
> less'n I do bad poets.)
> You seD it yourself: they're "honored" to be getting this much attention
> from "Uncle" Hammes.
> (Hell, they're honored to be getting any sort of attention from
> /anybody/. It doesn't even hafta be The Right Kind Of Attention.)
>> and the absence of genuine work of your own, and therein lies the
> What the fuck /you/ been reading?
> (That is the question.)
> The limericks and ghazals alone are sufficiently "genuine" poetry that
> you can't as yet manage it.
> Three, only, have attempted to keep a little pace with the limericks.
> One, only, has attempted the rat's nest of office memos that is the
> Five continue to do their own things with or despite my "help" and the
> others' (the way it should be).
> A dozen or two Outlanders show up now and then to push my buttons for
> the standup.
> None of those have any problem with me, gg, Rob, Rik, Sherrie, 'SCat,
> PJR, Dale, etc. -- who, BTW, have /all/ earned their Seniority Stripes the
> hard way.
> And all of whom have the Bent Sabre Award for Criticism Above and Beyond
> the Call of Booty.
> And here are currently, as always, five or six mayflies who demand their
> Equal Rights to the Cabal's Recognition.
> Now all of a sudden it's too bad for the hapless things that they /get/
> Or that they keep lining up to Specify what form and frequency it is to
>> are you washed up and dried out, hanging around like an old towel?
> Yabut it keeps your ass covered.
> It's Collins' First Law (in Britland, "The First Law of Motion"):
> As long as any of The Cabal pretend you're a Poet, the k00kologists
> can't Get You.
> (Hell, we haven't seen a Black Helicopter around here in /months/.)
>> or are you only prepared to expose the weakness of others,
> Hey, /I'm/ the /towel/, remember?
> My "hapless victims" would drop me like the fickle creatures they are, but
> they /know/ what everybody'd see.
> Sherrie put it to the Preciouss Ashes just tonight:
> "...and I don't mean a penis modifier like that which is severed
> like your wooden balls, above. No-no. No."
> I -- with several other washed-up old towels /at least/ as bitchy as I
> am -- /are/ the Princess' New Clothes, d00d.
> /We/ /are/ the only thing these wannabe Empresses exhibit about poetry.
> Or have /to/ exhibit.
> At the moment.
> Why we don't mind being their towels so long as they /read/ the dam'
> bathroom walls.
> You wanna whine that rap/aapc is a public toilet (three such whines are
> still current at present)?
> Well, what the fuck do /you/ wanna call a blank wall open to the public?
> Specially when it seZ right at the top, "Watch This Space"?
> Every member of the Cabal noted that years ago.
> And stayed anyway.
>> in envy of any creative spark all the while?
> Show me a fuken creative spark and maybe I'll show you envy.
> (It's happened.)
> Wondering what two words mean when they wind up on the same line is not
> creativity no matter how much it generates sparks that the monkey claim it
> Illiteracy and stupidity fight to the death every day.
> Trouble is, they breed first.
(brought to you the man himself- usenet cyberjunkie Dennis M. Hammes. mr.
hammes has been with cyberjunkie for along time now. he is one of our most
credentialed represen(tit)ives! doesn't pull any punches while going after
that junk. ask yourself- where are your cyberbuttons! found the answer?
if not, mr. hammes will! he's an expert. he comes highly recommended. so,
just another reason to strap the vein and poke the needle and let the rest
go fast and simple! let cyberjunkie be YOUR dealer today!!!)
the funny thing is, dennis, you think you're soooo much smarter than
EVERYbody. however, whether you are, or not, only points to one BURNING
question: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!! leave us "idiots" ALONE. i literally
want to squeeze your cyberneck! you are the biggest prissy i've come across
in the cyberworld. GO AWAY if you're so bothered by the "incompetence." do
you really think you're helping anyone with your insolent cyberbehavior?
you're only showing your own ignorance. GOD- this is a no brainer. i feel
like sticking around just to put you in your place, if for no other reason.
there- that's your fix for the day. enjoy, mr. hammes. more to come!