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"Gene Spafford's Axioms: The Internet"
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Gene Spafford, a computer science professor at Purdue University, is well-known
for his aphorisms regarding the Internet. Coined in the early days, when one of
the biggest online functions was Usenet, the word "Internet" or the phrase
"World Wide Web" can easily replace "Usenet" in his axioms, and they will remain
just as true.
Axiom #1: "The Usenet is not the real world. The Usenet usually does not even
resemble the real world."
Corollary #1: "Attempts to change the real world by altering the structure of
the Usenet is an attempt to work sympathetic magic -- electronic voodoo."
Corollary #2: "Arguing about the significance of newsgroup names and their
relation to the way people really think is equivalent to arguing whether it is
better to read tea leaves or chicken entrails to divine the future."