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AGELESS WIT AND OBSERVATIONS

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the
newspaper you are misinformed." - Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of
Congress....But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a
man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -
Winston Churchill

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support
of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt
he proposes to pay off with your money. - G Gordon Liddy

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what
to have for dinner. - James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in
rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey,
(Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University)