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  Ping: the senile retard from Manassas Brian S. Somchai         


Author: Anna & Emily Chaisone offering a FREE BLOWJOB
Date: Dec 31, 2006 21:12

Hey Somchai the criminal,

You have been a good sport spending your New Year at the Internet Cafe
instead of being with your wife and children like any good husband and
father would do.

But I can understand that as your wife Sue Chaisone and your kids Anna &
Emily Chaisone were too busy to please the many clients who had gathered at
your house for a FREE BLOWJOB.

You have increased the number of posts today from 18 to 35.

I admire your astuce to make yourself ridicule in face of most of the
people.

Be a good sport and post another 35 posts today.

Will you????????????

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

FREE BLOWJOBS TO EVERYBODY and a FREE CHOICE between SUE, ANNA and EMILY to
perform the blowjobs.

Bryan & Sue S.Chaisone
219 Hillsdale Dr
Sterling VA 20164-1221
(703) 4446233
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  Somchai S. Chaisone, the retard asshole of Manassas         


Author: Anna & Emily Chaisone offering a FREE BLOWJOB
Date: Dec 31, 2006 21:04

It seems that our dear member, Somchai has gone completely trough the roof
when he noticed the amount of people who have visited his house yesterday
for a FREE BLOWJOB from his ugly whore Sue Chaisone.

He made another 34 posts today and spend most of the New Year at his
Internet cafe while his wife Sue Chaisone and his kids Anna and Emily
Chaisone were entertaining the many guests that had gathered for a FREE
BLOWJOB.

I'm really touched by such a devote person who spend most of his time to
dive into the Usenet archives looking for old posts and copy them into his
ranting posts.

He has nothing else to do as he has no job and is living from the earnings
of his whore Sue Chaisone and the alms of his daughters Anna and Emily
Chaisone, but still I'm touched by such a devote dumbass.

Sue Chaisone has called me and told me to thank all the guests who have
visited her at home for a FREE BLOWJOB while her mad husband was at the
Internet cafe and asked me to write that she is still offered FREE BLOWJOBS
TO EVERYBODY and a FREE CHOICE between SUE, ANNA and EMILY to perform the
blowjobs.
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  You All DumbAss!!!         


Author: Vortex-XGI
Date: Dec 30, 2006 16:53

Subj from Russia

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Remote Intelligence Facility [RIF] /-
Live in a Digital Life, Be a Netizens
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  The adventures of Bryan S. Chaisone and the brothel         


Author: Takin Gthepiss
Date: Dec 27, 2006 19:12

Bryan S. Chaisone goes on his buffalo to his local brothel in Manassas, goes
to the desk and talks to the madame. "I've only got $10. What can I get for
that?"

"We offer the best deals in town" she replies. "For $10 you can go to Room
1."

Our horny hero goes to the room and finds a gorgeous woman.
Compared to his wife Sue, this woman was really gorgeous and Somchai is
already drooling all over his mouth.
Somchai gets down to business and leaves well satisfied.

Next day, Somchai goes back to the brothel.
"I've only got $5 today" he says.

"For $5 baht you get Room 2" she tells him.

The racist retard goes into the 2nd room where there's a pretty
ropey-looking woman.
Compared to his wife Sue Chaisone, this woman was really gorgeous and
Somchai is already drooling again all over his mouth.
"Oh well not bad for $5" he thinks to himself as he's shagging her
senseless.
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  Bryan S. Chaisone and Sue Chaisone visit a marriage counselor         


Author: Takin Gthepiss
Date: Dec 27, 2006 19:12

Somchai and his ugly wife Sue go visit a marriage counselor.
First, Sue speaks to the counselor alone.
The counselor asks, "You say you've been married 5 years, so what seems to
be the problem?" Sue Chaisone replies, "It's my husband Somchai - he's
driving me crazy!
I'm going to leave him if he continues!"

"How does he drive you crazy?"

"For 5 years," Sue says, "he's been doing these stupid things. First,
whenever we go out, he's always looking at the floor and refuses to go near
anyone. It's very embarrassing."

The marriage counselor is amused. "Anything else?"

"Somchai the dumb asshole keeps picking his nose all the time! Even in
public!"

"Hmm, anything else?"

Sue Chaisone hesitates. "Whenever we're making love, he NEVER lets me be on
top! Once in a while, I'd like to be in control!"

"Ah," says the counselor, "I think I"ll talk to your husband Somcha now."
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  Sue Chaisone abd her stupid husband Bryan S. Chaisone         


Author: Takin Gthepiss
Date: Dec 27, 2006 19:12

Somchai and two of his racist friends are in a bar discussing how stupid
their wives are...

The first friend Supat says "You know my wife must be the most stupid woman
on this planet. There was a sale down at the supermarket last week, she
bought Bht10,000 worth of meat, and we don't even have a freezer..."

The second friend Khonkaai says "That's nothing, my wife went out last week
and bought a brand new car for $25,000 and she can't even drive..."

Somchai says "You think that's stupid, I went home last week and my wife Sue
Chaisone told me that she'd booked herself a two week holiday in Las Vegas.
I watched her packing her case and she took nearly 100 condoms with her, and
she doesn't even have a penis............"

:-)

*************************************************************

Sue is still offering FREE BLOWJOBS abd for every blowjob there will be a
free ride on the buffalo with my husband, the dumb Bryan S. Chaisone.

Bryan & Sue S.Chaisone
219 Hillsdale Dr
Sterling VA 20164-1221
(703) 4446233
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  Bryan S. Chaisone and Sue Chaisone as cow farmers         


Author: Takin Gthepiss
Date: Dec 27, 2006 19:12

Somchai, the ox farmer was having trouble getting his bull to breed with the
cows and was lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local
beer bar.

One of them said, "Ya know, Somchai, I used to have the same trouble with my
bull, but I got it fixed really quickly."

"How did you get it fixed?" asked Somvhai.

"Well, I just dipped my finger in the cow's vagina and rubbed it all over
the bull's nose and he got right after her," his Supat said.

Somchai went home to the farm and decided to try it.
He grabbed an ox, dipped his fingers in the oxe's vagina, and rubbed it all
around the bull's nose. The bull got a rip-roaring boner and jumped on the
cow immediately.
Somchai, our racist her was impressed.
That night, he got into bed with his ugly wife Sue Chaisone and couldn't get
the effect on the bull out of his mind. As Sue lay sleeping, our racist hero
dipped his fingers into her vagina. Feeling that it was nice and wet, he
rubbed it all around his nose and got a rip-roaring hard on. He quickly
shook Sue Chaisone awake and cried out, "Honey, look!"
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  How Bryan S. Chaisone and Sue Chaisone made children         


Author: Takin Gthepiss
Date: Dec 27, 2006 19:11

Somchai's wife Sue is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her
daughter Emily walks in.

Sue, ask Emily, where do babies come from?

Well dear Emily says Sue....a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married.
One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex. (Emily
daughter looks puzzled.) That means the Somchai puts his 3cm penis in Sue's
vagina.
That's how you get a baby, honey.

To which Emily resods:
Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's room you had
daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?

Aha, says Sue the whore, Jewelry, dear..... :-)

*************************************************************

Sue is still offering FREE BLOWJOBS abd for every blowjob there will be a
free ride on the buffalo with my husband, the dumb Bryan S. Chaisone.

Bryan & Sue S.Chaisone
219 Hillsdale Dr
Sterling VA 20164-1221
(703) 4446233
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  Re: I need urgent money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!         


Author: =Alexey=
Date: Dec 22, 2006 12:47

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