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Author: AliAli Date: Apr 8, 2008 13:29
On Tue, 8 Apr 2008 12:39:35 -0400, Fueling Stars
gmail.com> wrote:
>You have the right to speak.
>
>I have no obligation to listen.
We speak in monaural(1 mouth), oh Master, yet hear in stereo (2 ears)
Wutup wid dat?
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Author: Rene KitaRene Kita Date: Apr 8, 2008 13:54
Ali wrote:
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> We speak in monaural(1 mouth), oh Master, yet hear in stereo (2 ears)
>
> Wutup wid dat?
Couldn't possibly mean that we might be able
to hear more than one voice speaking.
Nah, stereo hearing just helps us in a dark room
to bow in the right direction when our dread Master speaketh.
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Author: AliAli Date: Apr 9, 2008 06:39
On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:57:20 -0400, Fueling Stars wrote:
> In article 4ax.com>,
> lalala@yayaya.com says...>> On Tue, 8 Apr 2008 12:39:35 -0400, Fueling Stars
>> gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>>You have the right to speak.
>>>
>>>I have no obligation to listen.
>>
>>
>> We speak in monaural(1 mouth), oh Master, yet hear in stereo (2 ears)
>>
>> Wutup wid dat?
>
> So that we know in which direction to slap someone upside the haid when
> they ask questions like these.
What is the sound of one hand slapping?
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Author: Rene KitaRene Kita Date: Apr 9, 2008 07:59
Fueling Stars wrote:
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> PS: I can actually clap my fingers against the palm of that same hand.
If you had demonstrated that to a Zen master from the good old days,
he would have probably cut off that hand to aid your enlightenment.
Apparently, they only tolerated enlightened wise guys.
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Author: Rene KitaRene Kita Date: Apr 9, 2008 08:39
Fueling Stars wrote:
> In article <2R4Lj.112$pf3.4@read4.inet.fi>, rene.kita@ gmail.com says... >> Fueling Stars wrote:
>>> PS: I can actually clap my fingers against the palm of that same hand.
>> If you had demonstrated that to a Zen master from the good old days,
>> he would have probably cut off that hand to aid your enlightenment.
>>
>> Apparently, they only tolerated enlightened wise guys.
>>
> I'm so enlightened that I came out the other side and now endarken
> others.
You must be having an off day, since you brightened mine.
Mind, the day is brimming with humor anyway.
My bank was sold to Danske Banken
and their new online banking system does not support Linux.
Mind, they haven't been supporting any customers much
since the switchover, with funny crashes and long lines
making the news nearly every day since Easter,
but with Linux it's official: No support.
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Author: AliAli Date: Apr 9, 2008 13:00
On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 11:17:12 -0400, Fueling Stars
gmail.com> wrote:
>In article <2R4Lj.112$pf3.4@read4.inet.fi>, rene.kita@ gmail.com says... >> Fueling Stars wrote:
>>>
>>> PS: I can actually clap my fingers against the palm of that same hand.
>>
>> If you had demonstrated that to a Zen master from the good old days,
>> he would have probably cut off that hand to aid your enlightenment.
>>
>> Apparently, they only tolerated enlightened wise guys.
>>
>I'm so enlightened that I came out the other side and now endarken
>others.
You know, that's tax deductible.
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Author: AliAli Date: Apr 9, 2008 13:01
On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:39:07 GMT, Rene Kita gmail.com>
wrote:
>Fueling Stars wrote:
>> In article <2R4Lj.112$pf3.4@read4.inet.fi>, rene.kita@ gmail.com says... >>> Fueling Stars wrote:
>>>> PS: I can actually clap my fingers against the palm of that same hand.
>>> If you had demonstrated that to a Zen master from the good old days,
>>> he would have probably cut off that hand to aid your enlightenment.
>>>
>>> Apparently, they only tolerated enlightened wise guys.
>>>
>> I'm so enlightened that I came out the other side and now endarken
>> others.
>
>You must be having an off day, since you brightened mine.
>
>Mind, the day is brimming with humor anyway.
>My bank was sold to Danske Banken
>and their new online banking system does not support Linux.
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Author: Rene KitaRene Kita Date: Apr 9, 2008 23:58
Ali wrote:
> On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:39:07 GMT, Rene Kita gmail.com>
> wrote:>>
>> Mind, the day is brimming with humor anyway.
>> My bank was sold to Danske Banken
>> and their new online banking system does not support Linux.
>
> Whaaaaa? No Feurfoxen? Boooo! Hisssss!@them.
They *do* support Firefox, but not on Linux,
which is what makes it such a joke.
There is something rotten in Danska Bank...
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Author: AliAli Date: Apr 10, 2008 07:43
On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 23:08:05 -0400, Fueling Stars
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