The first is about the bear. Yes, a real bear, black California variety.
Spotted up a tree in a nearby neighborhood, animal control called, hovering
helicopter dispatched, local schools locked down.

Said bear was not shot, tranquilized or captured. Everybody just harrassed
him till he got annoyed, climbed down from the tree and took off for the
hills.

Second thing is about the notorious Duggar family, who are expecting ther
EIGHTEENTH child, ferleapinchris' sake! Them people need a new hobby!

And they're PROUD of it.

Now there's a bunch that needs to be shot, tranquized AND captured. And
neutered as well.

Smee

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
pscissons@sbcglobal.net stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
usenet:

: The first is about the bear. Yes, a real bear, black California
: variety. Spotted up a tree in a nearby neighborhood, animal control
: called, hovering helicopter dispatched, local schools locked down.

sounds scary. I've read that bears can be dangerous. fortunately we don't
get 'em here in UK. scariest wild animals here are the binge-drinking
teenagers.
:
: Said bear was not shot, tranquilized or captured. Everybody just
: harrassed him till he got annoyed, climbed down from the tree and
: took off for the hills.

hmmm, maybe if we do that to tim bruening he'll fuck off to the hills too?
:
: Second thing is about the notorious Duggar family, who are expecting
: ther EIGHTEENTH child, ferleapinchris' sake! Them people need a new
: hobby!

On Sat, 10 May 2008 07:51:55 +0100, Steve Leyland wrote:

Not really, unless harassed, or startled with no immediate backing-down
and -away on the part of the party of the second part.

The most dangerous animal in the North American forests is Man, followed
by dog-packs, followed by the pit-viper of your choice (generally only if
you step or otherwise seriously intrude yourself on 'em-- the old
hand-or-even-face-in-the-woodpile trick is a good one).

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called mimus
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: On Sat, 10 May 2008 07:51:55 +0100, Steve Leyland wrote:
:
: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
: : pscissons@sbcglobal.net stirred from its deep slumber and
: : pronounced to usenet:
: :
: : : The first is about the bear. Yes, a real bear, black California
: : : variety. Spotted up a tree in a nearby neighborhood, animal
: : : control called, hovering helicopter dispatched, local schools
: : : locked down.
: :
: : sounds scary.
:
: Not really, unless harassed, or startled with no immediate
: backing-down and -away on the part of the party of the second part.

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