"Puck"
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>> "Puck"
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>> news:Xns9B1BC047C4AA1wotevz@194.177.97.96...>>>>
>>>> "Ash Wensdee"
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>>>> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...>>>>> "Jay Kaner"
will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee"
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>>>>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner"
will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee"
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>>>>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner"
will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee"
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>>>>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner"
will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee"
wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck
googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally
>>>>>>>>>>accurate.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%%.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for,
>>>>>>>>> right?t
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Wrong.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not
>>>>>>Dave ...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name**. You must do.
>>>>>>"Don't call
>>>>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.
>>>>
>>>> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in
>>>> there forever tho'.
>>>
>>> Of all the imaginations to hide in.
>>
>> Well he will have Mr Echo to keep him company in there, but even so...
>>
>>> He'll get bored soon enough.
>>
>> ...Yer right. We'll have to run a sweep to see how long Mr Echo can
>> put up with him before he cracks up.
>
> Speaking of cracking up...
>
> I've just found out I'm an illegal immigrant. No, hang on just done that
> one.
Yeah you did. And I said "Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars
you chose
france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.
But now I've re-read it, I think "Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky
stars you chose
france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french cocksuckers" would be
better
> Speaking of cracking up...
>
> Have you seen those Eddie Izzard lego vids?
No, not yet. I would imagine they'll be quite good with Eddie in 'em.
