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Re: a cascade in progress - things you just wouldn't say to Ash Wensdee:         

Group: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk · Group Profile
Author: Puck
Date: Sep 18, 2008 09:11

"Jay Kaner" will.com> wrote in
news:7OVzk.58882$E41.56717@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>
> "Puck" googlemail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B1BC047C4AA1wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>> "Jay Kaner" will.com> wrote in
>> news:TcDzk.58415$E41.44007@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>
>>>
>>> "Ash Wensdee" wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...
>>>> "Jay Kaner" will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...
>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now
>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally
>>>>>>>>>accurate.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%%.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for,
>>>>>>>> right?t
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Wrong.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.
>>>>>
>>>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not
>>>>>Dave ...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.
>>>>>
>>>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name**. You must do.
>>>>>"Don't call
>>>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.
>>>
>>> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in
>>> there forever tho'.
>>
>> Of all the imaginations to hide in.
>
> Well he will have Mr Echo to keep him company in there, but even so...
>
>> He'll get bored soon enough.
>
> ...Yer right. We'll have to run a sweep to see how long Mr Echo can
> put up with him before he cracks up.

Speaking of cracking up...

I've just found out I'm an illegal immigrant. No, hang on just done that
one.

Speaking of cracking up...

Have you seen those Eddie Izzard lego vids?
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