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  Re: ATTENTION AMERICANS: IMPORTANT HYGIENE MESSAGE!!@!         


Author: Jonathan Herr
Date: Jan 31, 2008 22:51

"gregvk" wrote in message
news:Xns9A365FFF35702A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1...
> psykoexgirlfriend hotmail.com> wrote in news:r4ioj.9411
> $421.1498@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
>> you dont wash your arse in the shower?
>>
>> oh my.
>>
>> imagine the arse grunge you have.
>
> Please to be explaining your special "arse" washing technique. TIA
>
> Also, please use either Received Pronunciation or American Pronunciation,
> not that low-brow gibberish of which you appear to be fond.

And another shit-worthy crosspost from teh amazing greggie-poo.
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  Re: A Problem with Country People I'd Like to Address         


Author:
Date: Jan 31, 2008 22:50

In article 127.0.0.1>,
gregvk wrote:
> The Daring Dufas hottest-male.com> wrote in
> news:fnu4gc$9rf$2@aioe.org:
>
>> gregvk wrote:
>>> Wavy G gmail.com> wrote in
>>> news:fdl1q3d1gblf76lflc2tld7hdojtbviqvn@4ax...
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  Re: A Problem with Country People I'd Like to Address         


Author: mimus
Date: Jan 31, 2008 20:58

On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all". The idea
> that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern fucks. In my entire
> 45+ year life, all of which was spent living in the south, I have never
> heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get yer information straight.

People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.

It distinguishes the second person plural.

"Y'all" is trashy, and should only be used for humorous effect.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Polly-wolly-doodle
--what does it _mean_?

< _SOB_
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  Re: A Problem with Country People I'd Like to Address         


Author: Sharon B
Date: Jan 31, 2008 20:43

On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver gmail.com>
wrote in
comcast.dca.giganews.com>:
>Wavy G wrote:
>
>> It's not really a problem. I don't want this to come off that way. It's
>> really more or less something I'd like to discuss with you, my new
>> Internet friends.
>>
>> The thing...
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  The Larch         


Author: mimus
Date: Jan 31, 2008 20:33

The . . . larch . . . .

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Run away! run away!

< _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_
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  Re: 1/30 Puns         


Author: nemo
Date: Jan 31, 2008 19:50

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
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> Crossbreeding: Crosses having children. This makes vampires nervous.
>
> Crossbred: Angry bread, deadly to vampires.
>
> Cross train: An angry train, a cross shaped train, or crosses training
> for the Olympics.
>
> Hybrid: Hello, Wonder Bread!
>
> If a vampire gets cross, he's dust, since crosses harm vampires.

"Renfield, you iddyoattt!"

"Do you have Nosferatu?"
[sings]
"Yes - we have Nosferatu, We have Nosferatu today!"

"You just gotta know where to stand!"
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  Re: 1/30 Puns         


Author: nemo
Date: Jan 31, 2008 19:50

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
news:47A162D9.A38C15A4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
>> Tim Bruening wrote in message
>> news:40A1EDD5.3522133F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>>
>>>
>>> nemo wrote:
>>>
>>>> fredmiller@the.PC ?Z webtv.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:3247-3FC36F02-30@storefull-2375.public.lawson.webtv.net...
>>>>> nemo@naughtylass2.wet (nemo) wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Guy who sorts out West Indian Viruses:
>>>>>
>>>>> Toorus clerk!
>>>>>
>>>>>>Guy who sorts out the worst Indian Love Bug : Rasta Affair Ian ...
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  Re: 1/30 Puns         


Author: nemo
Date: Jan 31, 2008 19:50

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
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>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
>> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
>> news:45E3B521.896AA48D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>>
>>> nemo wrote:
>>>
>>>> Tim Bruening wrote in message
>>>> news:41EC92DA.A33910EF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 21:48:19 -0500, "Kathy"
>>> found
>>>> these ...
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  Re: 1/30 Puns         


Author: nemo
Date: Jan 31, 2008 19:50

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
news:47A16447.377F83CB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> headdr wrote:
>
>> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
>> news:405BED7B.BDC8FFAB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>> Static: Electric tic.
>>>
>>> Dramatic: Tic in a play.
>>>
>>> Lunatic: Insane tic.
>>>
>>> Ticker: Dog parasite.
>>>
>>> Fleecing: Singing parasite.
>>>
>> If crabs were part of creation, then Adam and Eve were lousy.
>> That's why they had to Flea from Eden. ...
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  Re: 1/11/121         


Author: nemo
Date: Jan 31, 2008 19:49

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
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> 1887 years and 18 days since 1/11/121.

I 1-der what life was like in those days, when there was no rule of law and
everybody settled their own arguments 121.
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