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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 29, 2008 23:09

Aborting: Bell that ends a pregnancy.

Admitting: Bell that rings to allow you in.

Alerting: Bell that rings warning.

Affording: Cheap bell.

Affording: One bell that wades across a river.
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  February 29 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 29, 2008 23:09

Aiming: Arrow vase.

Arming: Explosive vase.

Averting: Bell that avoids disaster.

Biting: Toothy bell.

Biting: Purchase a bell.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 29, 2008 23:08

Bursting: Over full bell.

Busting: Mass transit bell.

Beaming: Honey producing vase.

Claming: Shelled marine Chinese vase.

Cramming: Vase filled with junk.

Cramming: Vase studying for a test.
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  February 29 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 29, 2008 23:08

Abiding: Bell that coopeates.

Asserting: Bell that knows what it wants.

Assuming: Chinese vase that jumps to conclusions.

Attracting: Bell that people like.

Betting: Casino bell.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 29, 2008 23:08

Boarding: Wooden bell.

Compounding: Bell at a computerized dog pound.

Dating: Calender bell.

Dating: Romance bell.

Dating: Fruit bell.

Dating: Bell that only rings in the daytime.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 29, 2008 23:08

artyw wrote:
> "KIMEVANS" bigpond.com> wrote in message
news:news-server.bigpond.net.au>...
>> I think I may have caught bird flu....I'm feeling rather peckish.
>
> Osprey some decongestant and magpie you'll feel better.
One flu over the coo-coo nest.

Decongestant: Demon that clears up stuffy noses.

Defeating: Bell that lost.

Creaming: Dairy vase.

Flaming: Burning vase.

Hamming: Pig vase.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 29, 2008 23:08

Gleaming: Shiny vase.

Priming: First vase.

Trimming: A fit vase.

Perfecting: Bell with no flaws.

Petting: Companion animal bell.
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  80 Days         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 29, 2008 23:07

80 days to Armed Forces Day.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 29, 2008 23:06

Plotting: Bell in a play.

Presenting: Bell at Christmas.

Preventing: Bell that avoids accidents.

Providing: Bell that wins the bread and brings home the beacon.

Putting: Bell at the golf course.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 29, 2008 23:05

Gasoline is back above $3.50 in Davis.
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