255 days since Ben's 45th birthday.

245 days to New Year's Eve.

215 days to World AIDS Day.

140 days to Constitution Day (September 17).

115 days since Epiphany Day.

100 days to the Summer Olympics

100 days to Nixon Resignation Day.

100 days to 08/08/08.

Propane: In favor of torture.

Propane: In favor of windows.

Prorate: In favor of movie rating systems.

Toothpaste: Used to glue broken teeth back together.

Walking Stick: A twig that walks.

CD: Ocean of electronic recording discs.

AB: One buzzing insect that makes honey.

ABCD: One disc of buzzing insect recordings.

Honeywell: Well drilled or dug by an apine.

Barbie: Apine in jail.