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  Re: 2 To The 3, 2 To The 1 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 10, 2008 23:31

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
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>> "Keith E." wrote:
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>>> Sat, 17 Apr 2004 12:19:46 GMT was a day just like any...
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  Re: 2 To The 1st, 2 To The 3rd Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 10, 2008 23:30

nemo wrote:
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>> nemo wrote:
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  Re: 2 To The 1st, 2 To The 3rd Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 10, 2008 23:30

nemo wrote:
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>> Serape: A large primate knight.
>>
>> Sobering: Ring that cures drunkenness.
>>
>> Soberness: Non drunk Scottish monster.
>>
>> Soften: 10 Cushy people.
>>
>> Soleness: One Scottish monster.
>>
> That's because they don't sporran very often!

What rain forest do pigs pig-got to protect?

The Hamazon.
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  Re: 2 To The 1st, 2 To The 3rd Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 10, 2008 23:29

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
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>> Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies.
>>
>> Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies.
>>
>> Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams.
>>
> Truamatic experience: Your alarm clock falling on your head when you're
> asleep.

Why do trees sleep in groups?

For-rest.
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  Re: 2/10 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 10, 2008 23:15

Mel wrote:
> On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 21:31:08 +1300, "ur_droll" fuck.co>
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> message news.xtra.co.nz>:
>>"Mel" atj.faq.com> wrote in message
>>: On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 06:34...
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  2/10 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 10, 2008 23:15

Ebola: Virus that makes computers melt.

Ecoli: Another computer virus.

Eclair: Dessert on the Internet.

Eclipse: To trim the Internet's toe and finger nails.

E-Gul: Sea bird on the Internet.
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  2/10 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 10, 2008 23:15

CT: Antimatter computer.

Easy: Electronic ocean. Internet ocean.

EB: Internet buzzing insect.

Electromagnetic: Parasite that produces light and is attractive.
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  2/10 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 10, 2008 23:15

Ceasing: Computerized song.

Circuit: Electrical knight.

Easing: Song on the Internet.

Icing: Another Internet song.

Transistor: A daughter of the Mother Board.

Racing: Song speed contest.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 10, 2008 23:15

Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> Michael Balarama ev1.net> wrote:
>
>>What Movie:
>>An earthquake in London opened up a large chasm that swallowed up several
>>police officers and then closed up without a trace. What film tells the
>>story of investigators from Scotland Yard looking for clues in this mystery?
>>SEARCHING FOR BOBBY FISSURE
>
> That was quite a spasskyable pun (you didn't boris).

This will lead to a Major shakeup in Britain!
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 10, 2008 23:15

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>> "nemo" wrote in message
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