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  Two more things..........         


Author: pscissons
Date: May 9, 2008 23:36

The first is about the bear. Yes, a real bear, black California variety.
Spotted up a tree in a nearby neighborhood, animal control called, hovering
helicopter dispatched, local schools locked down.

Said bear was not shot, tranquilized or captured. Everybody just harrassed
him till he got annoyed, climbed down from the tree and took off for the
hills.

Second thing is about the notorious Duggar family, who are expecting ther
EIGHTEENTH child, ferleapinchris' sake! Them people need a new hobby!

And they're PROUD of it.

Now there's a bunch that needs to be shot, tranquized AND captured. And
neutered as well.

Smee
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  Protect yourself against Operation Sudden Fall         


Author: Pat.Crockette
Date: May 9, 2008 22:47

Law enforcement is now intercepting text messages,
as proven by Operation Sudden Fall in San Diego.

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/states/newsrel/sd050608.html
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/education/20080506-1338-bn06sdsu2.html

Don't let your personal SMS/text messages fall into
the wrong hands. Encrypt your messages with one
of these:

http://www.CryptoSMS.org
http://www.CryptoSMS.com
http://www.FortressMail.net/fortress_sms.htm
http://www.Cop2p.com/encrypted_sms.html

Be Safe, Be Encrypted, Fuck the Police!!

--
Lots of raw nonsenses in connection with the commercial final were arguing in terms of the fast collection.
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  if you never hear from me agin, it twas cuzo the rain.         


Author: dave hillstrom
Date: May 9, 2008 22:33

and thats the trouts own truth.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom
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  Re: fake ID advice needed please.         


Author: Onideus Mad Hatter
Date: May 9, 2008 22:32

On Sat, 10 May 2008 04:58:05 GMT, FrozenNorth
gmai.nospam.l.com> wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter took a can of maroon spray paint on May 10, 2008 01:47 am
>and wrote the following:
>
>> On Sat, 10 May 2008 03:48:41 GMT, FrozenNorth
>> gmai.nospam.l.com> wrote:
...
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  370 Days         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 9, 2008 22:29

370 days since Cinco De Mayo of 2007.
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  Re: 9/5 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 9, 2008 22:29

Sheila Dundee wrote:
> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
>>
>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 13 Nov 2003 07:56:50 GMT, Buffalo Chilkat
>>>> found these unused words floating about...
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  35 Days         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 9, 2008 22:28

35 days to Friday the 13th of June.
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  5 Days         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 9, 2008 22:28

5 days to Israel's 60th birthday on May 14.
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  Color Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 9, 2008 22:28

nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:40306FE9.2E560E97@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Advertising: Singing commercials.
>>
>> Advert: Plus green.
>
> Used by easily-fooled painters: Sap Green.
> Used by extremely potent painters: Viridian.
> Used by prostitutes: Hooker's Green.
> Metal cow skin: Ox Hide of Chromium.
> Green paper ripped: Terre Vert.
> Perpendicular green: Vertical.
> Ottoman green: Turkoise.
> Popeye's favorite: Olive Green.
> Green used on maps: Chartreuse.
> Queen's favorite: Winsor Green.
>
> Right. I can put me Winsor & Newton's catalogue away now.
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  95 Days         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 9, 2008 22:28

95 days since 02/04/08.
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