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  Re: 07/07/07 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 5, 2008 23:50

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:481AB04B.47DF8BC3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>> Forbearance: 4 ursine/ant crossbreeds.
>>
>> Modesto: A humble foot digit.
>>
>
> Servile: A disgustingly willing, fawning, hyper-obedient knight.

A male prostitute?
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  May 5 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 5, 2008 23:23

Closer: Knight of shutting down.

Minimizer: Shrinking knight.

Reminiscer: Knight of remembrance.

Riser: Knight of ascending grain.

Seizer: Knight who grabs hold.

Sexer: Lustful knight.

Sizer: A measuring knight.

Stresser: Knight of emphasis.

Teaser: Beverage knight.

Tosser: Salad making knight.

Tosser: Throwing knight.

Tracer: Investigating knight.

Washer: Wet knight.
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  Re: May 5 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 5, 2008 23:23

Michael Balarama wrote:
> A man goes to his doctor and says, "I've got a problem, Doc.
> Sometimes I dream that I'm a teepee and sometimes I dream
> that I'm a wigwam. Teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee...
> I need help!"
>
> "I know what your problem is," said the doctor. "You need to
> relax...you're two tents!"

Teepee: Tea that makes one urinate.

Wigwam: Hairpiece that hits your head.
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  5 May Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 5, 2008 23:23

Gobble: Hungry male bovine/turkey crossbreed.

Turkey: Key to a farm bird.
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  5 May Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 5, 2008 23:23

Stan Kegel wrote:
> KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-19-04
>
>
> I'm watching an Oprah tape backwards. So she's Harpo. (Frank & Ernest:

Bob
> Thaves)

Harper: Price of a laugh.
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  5 May Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 5, 2008 23:23

"Mos" wrote in message
news:10n7kqmntncm886@corp.supernews.com...
> Miss L. Toe wrote:
>> "Mos" wrote in message
>> news:10mvosphoi6jl29@corp.supernews.com...
>>> Miss L. Toe wrote:
>>>>>> It's too crowded anyway.
>>>>>
>>>>> And the local cuisine really blows.
>>>>>
>>>> That sucks...
>>>
>>> You're a Miss ?
>>> Shame I don't know you better, than I would have
>>> an important question to ask....
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I have an important question:
> ...
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  5 May Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 5, 2008 23:22

Chemotaxonomist: A tax on smog.

D. Tain: A demon prison guard.

Enormous: A very big rodent.

Giant: Very big ant.

Gigantic: Very big tick.

Incredible: An unbelievable male cow.
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  5 May Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 5, 2008 23:22

Seralbumin: Looked after the chickens.

Serampur: Organised picknicks.

Serapias: A cheerful Knight - as Larry!

Serapiss: Incontinent Knight who kept bees.

Serass: Was a male prostitute. He Whore.

Serbus: In charge of transport.

Serenade: A singing Kioght.

Serendipity: A Knight who stopped sad situations from continuing.

Serdes: Blimey! They've knighted O'Connor!

Serum: A West Indian Knight with alcoholic bodily fluids!

Serfling: Very good with a spear.

Sericocarpus: Knight with the body of a fish.

Seriema: Kosher Knight who was always calling for his mum!

Seriflux: A Knight suffering from a Hiatus Hernia.

Serivieta: His Pop used to join armour components together with metal
pins.

Serline: A draftsman Knight.

Sermis: A very poor archer.
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  5 May Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 5, 2008 23:22

Antidote: An ant that cures poison victims.

Aspie: A urinating donkey.

Biplane: An aircraft that mates with both genders.

Deacon: A criminal demon.

D. Mon: Between D. Sun and D. Tues.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 5, 2008 23:22

nemo wrote:
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