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  Ode to a Frozen Habanero by Freezer-Light         


Author: mimus
Date: May 3, 2008 16:48

O chill revelation of absolute perfection,
jacket of frost forming, slightly fuming,
if you are just orange, all other oranges are not,
and you would seem to be the iciest of delicacies:
Life is full of such cruel surprises.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

I have a job for you.

< _The Fire-Eater_
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  I Think I Just Broke a Glass into an Infinite Number of Pieces         


Author: mimus
Date: May 3, 2008 16:29

At least, I swept up at least twice as much glass as could possibly have
been in the original.

And that's only possible if you do an infinite decomposition of the
object, as exemplified by the Tarski-Banach ball.

Maybe this is a sign I should mop my kitchen-floor.

Will I need an infinite mop?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

I wonder what I have been up to.

< _Beyond Apollo_

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  It's sad, really, finding a nice neighborhood for holing-up in ain't so easy anymore.         


Author: mixed nuts
Date: May 3, 2008 15:05

- The shrub family buys a patch of land in the high chaco of Paraguay.
There's water and natural gas underground in abundance, plenty of brush
to clear, nice bicycling country, no pretzel stands, and no neighbors,
since the chaco war done most of then in (well, except for the moonies
who own the adjacent million acres or so).

- THe facist dictatorship of the Colorado party has been stable for 60
years, doesn't extradite, and agrees to not prosecute US military and
other gumment guys even if they do bad stuff, making it a good place
for misunderstoodimated political leaders to lay low.

- Leftist-populist-socialist roman catholic bishop Fernando Lugo
tries to resign his position in the church to run for public office but
the pope doesn't accept it - no ministry, but still a priest.

- He wins, root changes in Paraguay's political culture are on the
horizon.

- The pope comes to the US and meets with shrubbie jr. but doesn't
hang around to do dinner - all business - pedophiles, tears, empathy
and stuff.

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/14416
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  Today is...         


Author: mixed nuts
Date: May 3, 2008 12:23

World National Naked Gardening Day.

http://weekendamerica.publicradio.org/display/web/2008/05/01/naked_gardening/

Apparently, Ojai, CA is a center of activity for this holiday:

*"How is it going over with your neighbors?"*

"At first it didn't go over well. And I have a slat fence -- so you can,
if you want to, peer through. And you can see what's going on in the
back yard. And for some reason, there were two or three neighbors who
weren't particularly happy about me having my clothes off in my own
yard. One of them actually called the police like 13 times. They only
came out nine. And then they stopped showing up, because I wasn't
breaking any laws."

*"So this woman, the last thing she wants to do is see you naked, and
she's peering through the slat fence to check on you?"*

"(laughing) How else is she going to know I'm naked!"

I'm thinking Smee knows something about this.

On reflection, it occurs to me that the issues Sharon B. has with wild
roses and other well-defended plants may also be related to this
practice.
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  Re: Bertie is my Bitch!!!         


Author: Bertie the Bunyip
Date: May 3, 2008 06:40

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>> Bertie
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> I have better things to do in Friday nights, than listen to your empty
> head rattle.
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Obviously.

Bertie
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  Me so stupid!!!         


Author: Bertie the Bunyip
Date: May 3, 2008 06:27

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