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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 25, 2008 23:49

nemo wrote:
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>> nemo wrote:
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>>> "Tim Bruening" wrote in...
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 25, 2008 23:49

nemo wrote:
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>> "Alan B. Combs" wrote:
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>>> Untold riches. That is the goal of any self-respecting buccaneer.
>>> Gold, rubies, diamonds, bullion -- all are acceptable plunder for
these
>>> thieves of the high seas.
>>>
>>> When the the ill-gotten gains are particularly good, many brigands
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 25, 2008 23:48

nemo wrote:
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>> "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
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>>> On 06 Jan 2004 21:27:19 GMT
>>> earlofduke2@aol.com (Earlofduke2) wrote:
>>>
>>>> What does an oyster bar taste like? Is it covered with
chocolate?
>>>
>>> I don't care, uh, Mel. I /do/ know that lobster bars shouldn't be
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 25, 2008 23:48

nemo wrote:
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>> Cant: To put an ant in a bottle.
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>> Disinfectant: Ant that kills germs.
>>
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 25, 2008 23:48

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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 25, 2008 23:47

Bob Crowley wrote:
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>> Syringe: A needle knight.
>
> Lancelot - knight who likes blood letting.

Sermon: Priest knight.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 25, 2008 23:45

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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 25, 2008 23:44

Emission: A dirty church.

Emit: Dirty glove.

Hermit: Female glove.

Kermit: Green hopping glove.

Kissmit: Glove in love.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 25, 2008 23:43

Admission: Religious advertising.

Admit: Put on a glove.

Bar Mitzvah: Jewish glove coming of age.

Commission: A church on the Internet.

Commit: A command to a glove to approach you.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 25, 2008 23:43

Conduction: Against becoming a duck.

Reduction: To become a duck again.

Subtraction: How a sub pushes off against the ground.

Duct Tape: Used to tape together broken ducks.

Duct Tape: Recording of duck calls.
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