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  Re: Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 2 May 2008.         


Author: mimus
Date: May 2, 2008 16:24

On Fri, 02 May 2008 23:04:06 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo...
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Author: Daedalus
Date: May 2, 2008 05:53

On Fri, 02 May 2008 04:56:41 GMT, "Avenger" avengers.co.uk>
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>"Orestes" dlcwest.com> wrote in message
>news:58a9934e-d0e8-4433-ab66-431b1716e1c5@i12g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>> x-no-archive: yes
>>
>> On Mar 29, 9:06 am, Mxsmanic
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 2, 2008 05:06

nemo wrote:
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 2, 2008 05:01

Nathaniel Lind wrote:

"artyw" yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:fcd1f4e4.0402081159.24fd699f@posting.google.com...
> The waiter said that the bow-tie pasta was homemade, but I didn't
farfalle
it.

I told him to use his noodle!

Wheating: Grain bell.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 2, 2008 04:59

Knight of the water Communist (Knight of the woeful countenance) Don
Quixote.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 2, 2008 04:59

nemo wrote:
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 2, 2008 04:58

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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 2, 2008 04:58

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:42CB8C98.666309CA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>> Goldberg: A rich chunk of ice in the deep blue sea.
>>
>> Goldfish: Very rich fish.
>>
>> Goldwater: Said ice, melted.
>>
>> Spielberg: Frozen speech or movie maker.
>
> Critic who panned 'Police Squad': "Never give a Zucker an even break!"

Zucker: A dog that zucks.
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  02/05/08 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 2, 2008 04:58

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:42CB72E2.EA553C91@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>> Glister: Shining spinning object.
>>
>> Semester: Spinning part of a school year.
>>
>> Slyvester: Spinning cartoon cat.
>>
>> Sister: Spinning sibling.
>>
>> Tester: Spinning exam.
>
> Testicle: Small exam.
>
> "Turn your head and cough!"

Testicle: Frozen laughter.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 2, 2008 04:55

Departing: Bell that's leaving.

Distracting: Bell that diverts people.

Diverting: Bell that distracts people.

Ending: Final bell.

Expecting: Pregnant bell.
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