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  Weird Clothes         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 16, 2008 23:51

Asteroid Belt.

A coat of paint or of arms.

Carbon Cap: Hat that emits CO2.

Child Hood.

Green Belt.

Have you ever wrapped yourself in carbon chains?

Handi-Cap.

Hub Cap.

Ice Cap: Worn by Frosty the Snowman.

Likely Hood.

Mountain Top.

Neighbor Hood.

Occu-pants.

Orion's Belt.

Parent Hood.

Pollution Cap: Dirty hat.

Prophet Hood.

Rust Belt.

Snow Blanket: Covers a sleeping Frosty.
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  Re: What they did about the Kobayashi Maru         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 16, 2008 23:47

Gene Ward Smith wrote:
> Will Frank wrote:
>> Also Sprach Gene Ward Smith:
>>
>>> Miles Vorkosigan: Knowing in advance the whole thing is a cheat, he
>>> reprograms the computer to let him win, while making it look like a
>>> programming error.
>>
>> ...Which is pretty much what Kirk did. Except for the "programming error" part,
>> ironically.
>
> On his third try. Miles kept his ear to the ground and knew about it on
> his first try.

Lord Voldemort of the Harry Potter series: Yells "Avada Kedavra" at the
opposing
ships, causing the crews to drop dead without a scratch.
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  Re: What they did about the Kobayashi Maru         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 16, 2008 23:47

Gene Ward Smith wrote:
> Miles Vorkosigan: Knowing in advance the whole thing is a cheat, he
> reprograms the computer to let him win, while making it look like a
> programming error.
>
> Kim Kinnison: Failing to save everyone despite his best efforts, he
> starts thinking he needs a power upgrade, and goes to Arisia to get
> one.
>
> Kit Kinnison: Knowing what the examiners are really looking for, he
> gives a convincing performance, pretending to care that he didn't beat
> the system.
>
> Ender Wiggin: Due to his incredible abilities, he wins even though that
> is impossible. He feels sorrow for his defeated foes.
>
> Who else?

Luke Skywalker: Uses the Force to beat his opponents.

The White Witch of Narnia: Stones her opponents.
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  Re: What is a quark?         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 16, 2008 23:47

Tom Moore wrote:
> A quark is the noise made by an educated duck.

Boson: Son of a subatomic hand drawn artillery weapon.

Lepton: 2,000 pound jumping subatomic particle.

Meson: Son of a subatomic particle.
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  Wet Weapons         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 16, 2008 23:47

Aquatic weapons: Submachine guns, fish tanks, and electric eels. I've
also heard of a sea creature called a Man Of War, and sea birds called
frigates.
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  Werehouses: Was Buffy action figures         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 16, 2008 23:46

Gale and Sid wrote:
>>I'm looking for Faith, Oz (un-wolfed), Willow and Angel among others. Not
>>the
>>12"figures, but the Moore 6" figures. Can you help me?
>
> The Faith action figure, exclusive or regular, is not available in stores as of
> yet. The exclusive is due in a little later than the regular one. The action
> figure has only just come in Moore's werehouse.

I love houses that can change their shape.
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  Re: Well, It's Like This Officer, The Reason I Didn't Stop Was...         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 16, 2008 23:46

"C?t gi? con cái." wrote:
> The other day, I was driving along, minding my own business, when I
> looked in my rear view mirror and saw rollers flashing right on my
> ass. My first instinct, being a law abiding citizen, was to pull over
> and stop. Instead, I just kept on driving. After about five minutes or
> better, I realized that I had no choice but to pull over. An irate,
> gun weilding uniformed Super Trooper ordered me out of the vehicle and
> demanded to know why I didn't stop sooner. "Well, it's like this
> officer. About six months ago, my wife left me for a police officer.
> When I saw your lights behind me, I thought you were him and you were
> trying to give her back."

Trooper: A real cat.
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  Re: Welcome to the Future Earth of 2100         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 16, 2008 23:46

Arturo wrote:
> Not anymore, now it's called Planet Google in the world of tomorrow.
> The ubiquitous search engine has become the WalMart of the internet
> but at some point they will run out of web companies and concepts...
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  Weird Sports         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 16, 2008 23:45

"GP of ATJ" NoFagBoysAllowed.Com> wrote in message
news:<416afc99_2@newspeer2.tds.net>...
> "Mel" atj.fag.com> wrote in message
> news:sm5km0hcgsh7bdtsoc22ltvgsueo5s7145@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 17:59:54 GMT, maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
> wrote
>> in message <4169672b.1983243@news.tiscali-business.at>:
>>>On Fri, 08 Oct 2004 12:54:12 -0400, Keith E. aol.com> wrote:
>>>>Thu, 07 Oct 2004 21:24:30 GMT was a day just like any other,
>>>>until maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller) wrote:
>>>>>On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 22:32:33 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
>>>>>madmagazine.com> wrote:
>>>>>>On Wed, 6 Oct 2004 00:54:23 -0400, "Greg Evans"
>>>>>>charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>Keith E. wrote:
>>>>>>>> I don't trust anyone who crossposts.
>>>>>>>How do you live with yourself?
>>>>>>YEAH! Wait until we tell Lizzie how you feel about her! :-P
>>>>>I know already.
>>>> ...
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  Re: Weird Soldiers         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 16, 2008 23:45

izzy wrote:
>> General Strike, General Chaos, General Dynamics.
>
> General Electric, General Motors...
> You left out General Semantics.
> I knew him when he was just a bird-colonel.
>
> Israel "izzy" Cohen

General Fools.
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