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  FlonkNews: Mutant Lizards Evolve and Take Over Croatian Island         


Author: mimus
Date: Apr 21, 2008 23:27

Italian wall lizards introduced to a tiny island off the coast of Croatia
are evolving in ways that would normally take millions of years to play
out, new research shows.

In just a few decades the 5-inch-long (13-centimeter-long) lizards have
developed a completely new gut structure, larger heads, and a harder bite,
researchers say.

In 1971, scientists transplanted five adult pairs of the reptiles from
their original island home in Pod Kopiste to the tiny neighboring island
of Pod Mrcaru, both in the south Adriatic Sea.

Genetic testing on the Pod Mrcaru lizards confirmed that the modern
population of more than 5,000 Italian wall lizards are all descendants of
the original ten lizards left behind in the 1970s.



http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/pf/49841077.html

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tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

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  I made bread         


Author: pscissons
Date: Apr 21, 2008 22:32

this afternoon. Three lovely, fragrant loaves. Took one still-hot loaf to me
friends house and we tore it up and ate it with butter, peanut butter,
honey, and jam.

My house still smells like fresh bread.

Smee
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  Re: February 29 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Apr 21, 2008 22:32

nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:41F07E72.B701C4FD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Parboil: To heat a golf course to 212 F.
>
> . . or to heat your father to the same temperature.

Parking: King Daddy?
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  Re: February 29 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Apr 21, 2008 22:32

"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 11:28:17 -0500, David Reihmer
mindspring.com>
> found these unused words floating about:
>
>>In article <41f49712$0$73057$d368eab@news.calweb.com>,
>> "Jenni Saqua" R.troops.gov> wrote:
>>
>>> A US headline about the bad snowstorm, back east: "Blizzard maroons
>>> thousands at airports"
>>>
>>> Wow. You just know that this had them seeing red!
>>>
>>And walking around, adrift.
>
> Sleet music to my ears ...

Sleeting: Musical ice pellets.
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  Re: February 29 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Apr 21, 2008 22:32

nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:41F48C07.579C278C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Candidacy: Ocean of politicians.
>>
>> Papacy: Religious ocean.
>>
>> Parity: Two teas.
>>
>> Party: Tea that celebrates.
>>
>> Panda: Father of a pan.
>
> Pandemonium: Uproar in Hell's Kitchen when the chips/french fries
catch
> fire!

Panorama: Choice between cooking utensil and a ewe with a son.
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  Re: February 29 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Apr 21, 2008 22:32

nemo wrote:
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  Re: February 29 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Apr 21, 2008 22:32

nemo wrote:
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  Re: February 29 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Apr 21, 2008 22:32

nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
news:431E7D55.D35111C8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> Sucking: King of straws or baby king.
>
> Working: King doing a job.
>
> Yanking: King who pulls stuff.

Haulier: King Leer pulling stuff!

Leering: Ring of men staring at women's private parts.
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  Re: February 29 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Apr 21, 2008 22:32

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:427C6A36.624A202B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>> Excrescent: Former Muslim symbol.
>>
>> Excrete: Former island in the Atlantic near Greece and Turkey.
>>
>> Excurrent: No more electricity.
>>
>> Execute: No longer cute.
>>
>> Exhale: Former revolutionary sailor.
>
> Example: A nicely plump person who has become far too slim.

Excel: The jail has fallen apart!
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  February 29 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Apr 21, 2008 22:32

nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:3FB326AA.4DE0EDE9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Subplot: Underwater farm.
>>
> Subaerial: Works at Ultra Low Frequency. (Shhhhhhhhhh. Top secret still!!)
>
> Subarid: Underwater desert.
> Subbing: Sings lower than Crosby.
> Subcranial: Pertianing to underwater lifting gear.

Antarctic: Cold ant.

Subarctic: Cold underwater tic.
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